Bear
@b34r.bsky.social
Pokémon master, Shiny hunter. Neurodivergent Nostalgia Addict. They/Them. 🏳️🌈
I have no idea how any of this works 🤷🏻♀️
I have no idea how any of this works 🤷🏻♀️
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The saddest vegetable is the despairagus.
November 17, 2023 at 2:13 AM
The saddest vegetable is the despairagus.
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If dolphins had thumbs, we’d all be dead.
November 17, 2023 at 7:05 AM
If dolphins had thumbs, we’d all be dead.
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Don't hide your voice from the world.
Use it to draw unwary travelers deeper into the forest, where you can devour them slowly over the next 1,000 years in your den of mossy twigs and wildflowers.
Use it to draw unwary travelers deeper into the forest, where you can devour them slowly over the next 1,000 years in your den of mossy twigs and wildflowers.
November 12, 2023 at 5:02 PM
Don't hide your voice from the world.
Use it to draw unwary travelers deeper into the forest, where you can devour them slowly over the next 1,000 years in your den of mossy twigs and wildflowers.
Use it to draw unwary travelers deeper into the forest, where you can devour them slowly over the next 1,000 years in your den of mossy twigs and wildflowers.
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this panic isn’t going to attack itself.
November 4, 2023 at 5:41 PM
this panic isn’t going to attack itself.
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I want to make a “don’t ask me, I just work here” joke but that would imply that I’m functional at all.
November 12, 2023 at 6:07 PM
I want to make a “don’t ask me, I just work here” joke but that would imply that I’m functional at all.
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Why do people even take marketing courses any more when inflatable dancing tube people exist?
November 12, 2023 at 6:02 PM
Why do people even take marketing courses any more when inflatable dancing tube people exist?
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My neighbor Wayne is chasing coyotes in his mobility scooter it’s a happening Saturday night
November 11, 2023 at 10:39 PM
My neighbor Wayne is chasing coyotes in his mobility scooter it’s a happening Saturday night
Today’s Shiny Showcase Pokémon is Landorus (Therian)! Grumpy moustache cat is clearly not here for my shenanigans.
Fun Fact: This kitty makes biscuits on the clouds where no one can see how cute he actually is, allowing him to maintain his tough guy image.
Fun Fact: This kitty makes biscuits on the clouds where no one can see how cute he actually is, allowing him to maintain his tough guy image.
November 10, 2023 at 4:39 AM
Today’s Shiny Showcase Pokémon is Landorus (Therian)! Grumpy moustache cat is clearly not here for my shenanigans.
Fun Fact: This kitty makes biscuits on the clouds where no one can see how cute he actually is, allowing him to maintain his tough guy image.
Fun Fact: This kitty makes biscuits on the clouds where no one can see how cute he actually is, allowing him to maintain his tough guy image.
The arcade game character I relate to most is the ball from “Pinball”
November 9, 2023 at 5:56 AM
The arcade game character I relate to most is the ball from “Pinball”
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i may be depressed but i am also filled with spaghetti
November 9, 2023 at 4:46 AM
i may be depressed but i am also filled with spaghetti
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Can never tell if dates really like me or they want me to favor them with protective magic trinkets sent by crow so they can avoid the malevolent gaze of the local sorcerer
November 9, 2023 at 2:52 AM
Can never tell if dates really like me or they want me to favor them with protective magic trinkets sent by crow so they can avoid the malevolent gaze of the local sorcerer
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Just about time for my semi-annual “happy birthday / thanks” text exchange with my sister.
November 8, 2023 at 4:53 AM
Just about time for my semi-annual “happy birthday / thanks” text exchange with my sister.
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Interesting! No wait, the other thing... tedious.
November 9, 2023 at 2:25 AM
Interesting! No wait, the other thing... tedious.
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DO NOT do a Google image search of "fish with human teeth"
November 9, 2023 at 1:23 AM
DO NOT do a Google image search of "fish with human teeth"
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Don't go, Jason Waterfalls 😢
November 9, 2023 at 12:19 AM
Don't go, Jason Waterfalls 😢
Today’s Shiny Showcase Pokémon is Snorlax! *slaps roof of tummy* you can fit so many berries in this bad boy!
Fun Fact: You honestly can fit so many berries in there. My dude can eat!
Fun Fact: You honestly can fit so many berries in there. My dude can eat!
November 9, 2023 at 4:36 AM
Today’s Shiny Showcase Pokémon is Snorlax! *slaps roof of tummy* you can fit so many berries in this bad boy!
Fun Fact: You honestly can fit so many berries in there. My dude can eat!
Fun Fact: You honestly can fit so many berries in there. My dude can eat!
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Stop! 🛑 If you're reading this then you've reached the pokémon checkpoint, you're now obligated to share your favourite Pokémon
November 8, 2023 at 10:52 PM
Stop! 🛑 If you're reading this then you've reached the pokémon checkpoint, you're now obligated to share your favourite Pokémon
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I saw you chasing down all the snack wrappers that blew out of your car in the parking lot, and I think we should be friends.
November 9, 2023 at 12:12 AM
I saw you chasing down all the snack wrappers that blew out of your car in the parking lot, and I think we should be friends.