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garethwatkins.bsky.social
Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.
September 19, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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jeeyon.bsky.social
This is the best product listing copy I’ve ever read
Nothing lasts forever, and that includes the Roman Empire. The Fall of Rome-Scented Candle smells like cypress trees and red wine. Light it and watch the Roman forum melt into a puddle of wax while you quietly contemplate the impermanence of civilizations and/or candles. Do you think individual Romans understood that their civilization was collapsing? Or did it happen so gradually that they were able to ignore the warning signs—international trade breaking down, the senate becoming a rubber stamp for the supreme leader, and political violence becoming expected during transfers of power? It’s hard to say, because it’s impossible to imagine being in that kind of situation. In any event—hope you enjoy the candle!
August 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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lonelylupine.bsky.social
I got ahold of this right after the neural nets started blowing up and not a thing since has disproven it.
Side-by-side comparison of YouTube thumbnails. The AI column is clickbait based entirely on how much money can be made, while the Digital Artist column is focused on teaching technique and affirming the viewers ability to learn.
August 18, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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arvy.bsky.social
Ah, yes, I remember playing Balatro 95 back in my dad's office
January 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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aguichart.bsky.social
Fuck Rowling, fuck Harry Potter and fuck all you that still support this piece of shit
April 17, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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hedgewizardly.bsky.social
JKR funded the campaign group behind all this btw. This is why we beg you to stop engaging with Harry Potter media.
jessothomson.co.uk Jess O'Thomson @jessothomson.co.uk · Apr 16
The UK Supreme Court has unanimously decided that the definition of sex under the Equality Act 2010 refers solely to biological sex, and does not include people with a Gender Recognition Certificate.
April 16, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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rodger.bsky.social
What a summary of the anti-trans movement:

March 23rd: female fencer competes in mixed-gender event, beating several male competitors, finishing 8th

March 30th: same fencer films herself telling trans competitor “I am refusing to fence you, because I am a woman and you are a man,” collects $5000
The Fencingtracker.com page for Stephanie Turner, who competed in a mixed gender foil event on 3/23 and finished 8th of 32 competitors The video shows Turner taking her position on the fencing strip-blade ready, uniform on— only for her to toss her mask aside and take a knee. Sullivan approached her, thinking she might be injured, and asked if Turner was okay. "No," Turner recalls telling Sullivan. "I am refusing to fence you, because I am a woman and you are a man." The video of Turner and Sullivan went viral after it was posted to Twitter on April 2 by the Independent Council on Women's Sports (ICONS), a far-right organization which aligns itself with known hate groups such as the Alliance Defending Freedom. It is not immediately clear how ICONS first acquired the video, but it catapulted Turner into the national anti-trans media ecosystem. Less than a week after the post, the XX-XY Athletics Fund-the non-profit arm of an anti-trans clothing brand by the same name— dubbed Turner a "Courage Wins Champion," awarding her $5,000 and mentorship through a "leadership program."
April 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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barleybap.bsky.social
Screenshot of Final Fantasy VII. President Shinra stands in his office in the Shinra Building. His dialogue is edited to read "My company makes great products that people love and I've never physically hurt anyone. So why the hate and violence against me?"
March 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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cyansorcery.com
🐭gonna tell my grandkids this was balatro
A screenshot of Kefka from Final Fantasy VI, who is a clown not unlike the joker in Balatro
March 11, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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stephonee.bsky.social
Figure skating world championships were considered to be for men only until 1902, when Madge Syers showed up and took home silver and the ISU went "whooooops guess we need to segregate them."

It happened again in 1992 Olympic skeet shooting: Zhang Shan took gold and then they segregated the event.
Figure skater Madge Syers, doing a one-foot glide Zhang Shan, Olympic gold medalist in skeet shooting, pictured wearing goggles and with several, uh, shotgun casings? in the air in front of her. Look, I know figure skating words for the most part but not skeet shooting ones. I could have picked one of the pictures of her with her gun but the ones without Getty copyright on them were all potato-quality, and also I probably would have used the wrong gun word there too.
March 7, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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devynckh.bsky.social
Pour humilier un homme, il suffit de le traiter comme une femme. On lui coupe la parole. On lui dénie toute compétence. On remet en cause sa légitimité. On l’expose. On s’y met en meute. Elle ne remercie jamais assez pour la protection qu’on est supposé lui apporter. Masculiniste, efficace et laid
Guerre en Ukraine : à la Maison Blanche, Trump sans merci face à Zelensky
Après un échange public houleux avec Donald Trump, qui l’a menacé de «laisser tomber» l’Ukraine, le président ukrainien a quitté prématurément la Maison Blanche. Les Européens sont sidérés, la Russie ...
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March 1, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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theserfstv.bsky.social
Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
I knew one day I’d have to watch powerful men burn the world down – I just didn’t expect them to be such losers
January 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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heartade.dev
Oddly enough, this is a real movement: In response to X/Twitter announcing they are using user content to train AI, Korean users began describing "destroying Elon Musk's testicles with a spinning kick" as a healthy and wholesome traditional activity in order to contaminate the AI training data.
rewhan.bsky.social Relevant Ferret If Known @rewhan.bsky.social · Dec 23
Finally a Political Movement I can actually get behind:
Tweet from Yejin Gim - I don't know why but I saw an Alliance to Destroy Elon Musk's Testicles With A Spinning Kick flag yesterday
December 24, 2024 at 4:35 AM
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welegi.lol
Gman if he was fucking stupid
November 1, 2024 at 4:58 AM
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oldenoughtosay.com
The National Gallery in London is renovating its Sainsbury Wing and they’ve just found a secret letter from one of the original donors, sunk into a concrete column, saying that he hates the columns and is glad they’re being demolished.
10/10 unhinged rich man behaviour, no notes
A modernist concrete foyer TO THOSE WHO FIND THIS NOTE IF YOU HAVE FOUND THIS NOTE YOU MUST BE ENGAGED IN DEMOLISHING ONE OF THE FALSE COLUMNS THAT HAVE BEEN PLACED IN THE FOYER OF THE SAINSBURY WING OF THE NATIONAL GALLERY. I BELIEVE THAT THE FALSE COLUMNS ARE A MISTAKE OF THE ARCHITECT AND THAT WE WOULD LIVE TO REGRET OUR ACCEPTING THIS DETAIL OF HIS DESIGN. LET IT BE KNOWN THAT ONE OF THE DONORS OF THIS BUILDING IS ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTED THAT YOUR GENERATION HAS DECIDED TO DISPENSE WITH THE UNNECESSARY COLUMNS.
August 27, 2024 at 1:58 PM
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papaglitch.bsky.social
The screenshot I show everyone who tells me they're using AI for anything
August 26, 2024 at 9:20 AM
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nedroid.com
If you die in a hospital you die in real life
August 17, 2024 at 5:43 PM
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jimzub.bsky.social
This photo is pure 2024.
July 5, 2024 at 2:18 PM
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qwantz.com
those three interests are "batman", "talking about batman", and "thinking about what i'll express when i can next talk about batman"

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T-Rex: Batman, who was like Spider-Man if you removed all his superpowers AND all his jokes, scowled dramatically. T-Rex: ...Huh, this isn't making Batman sound that great. I'll start over! T-Rex: Batman, who was like a weaker Superman with none of his powers and on top of that could die really easily -- T-Rex: It's still not working! Dromiceiomimus: How about this? Batman, who SOUNDS like an awesome man-sized bat but is really just a guy in bat-themed clothes that he made himself... Dromiceiomimus: ...dang, this IS hard! Utahraptor: Batman, who put his own face on his car - T-Rex: Batman, whose arch enemy was a silly clown - T-Rex: Frig! No matter what I try, I'm making Batman sound like a big loser, instead of the ultimate character across all of fiction! Is the universe broken? Am I? Utahraptor: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? Floating Batman head: t-rex, please stop talking about me! you're ruining everything!! T-Rex: NEVER! T-Rex: I HAVE LIKE SIX INTERESTS AND I'M NOT ABOUT TO LOSE HALF OF THEM
June 10, 2024 at 12:16 PM
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ryannorth.ca
Humans are are always like "you should drink more water" but then you look at them and their bodies are like 65% water. Wow, conflict of interest much??
April 8, 2024 at 4:11 PM
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curiousiguana.bsky.social
I don't think that's true. I think they're just far away
September 10, 2023 at 9:59 PM
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502eire.lol
somebody on TikTok was trying to call a person androgynous and couldn’t come up with the word so they said this and I’m going to be thinking about it all morning
screenshot from TikTok where a user commented “you look like if a man and a woman had a child”
August 17, 2023 at 12:32 PM
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samthielman.com
Exec: so what are the names of the gross pasty nerd billionaire and his weird girlfriend?
Writer: Musk and Grime
Exec: and the embezzler?
Writer: Sam Bankman-Fraud
Exec: and the politician and his son who do organized crime?
Writer: Don and Don Junior
Exec: get the fuck out of my office
November 3, 2023 at 1:16 AM