Helen
@bambi-helen.bsky.social
Absolutely no idea what is happening. This applies to all aspects of my existence.
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Shame Jonathan Gullis joined Reform. He had a bright future in standing next to a pub fruit machine telling you what buttons to press.
December 2, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Shame Jonathan Gullis joined Reform. He had a bright future in standing next to a pub fruit machine telling you what buttons to press.
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
Holy shit, I've just watched The Coffee Table. Holy shit.
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Holy shit, I've just watched The Coffee Table. Holy shit.
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*playing guess who with werner herzog*
werner herzog: does your person have the demented soul of a trapped demon, held infinitely against his will in a universe with no time, his pointless despair flaying his mind into shards
me: yes
werner herzog: is it clive
werner herzog: does your person have the demented soul of a trapped demon, held infinitely against his will in a universe with no time, his pointless despair flaying his mind into shards
me: yes
werner herzog: is it clive
November 25, 2025 at 4:11 PM
*playing guess who with werner herzog*
werner herzog: does your person have the demented soul of a trapped demon, held infinitely against his will in a universe with no time, his pointless despair flaying his mind into shards
me: yes
werner herzog: is it clive
werner herzog: does your person have the demented soul of a trapped demon, held infinitely against his will in a universe with no time, his pointless despair flaying his mind into shards
me: yes
werner herzog: is it clive
I've always loved Lily Allen's songwriting. Her first album is still a favourite. Fuck yes, on the new album.
November 22, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I've always loved Lily Allen's songwriting. Her first album is still a favourite. Fuck yes, on the new album.
Listening to Sherrif Fatman, and remembering my sister ranting about Nicholas van Hoogstraten and his fat mate in the eighties in Brighton.
November 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Listening to Sherrif Fatman, and remembering my sister ranting about Nicholas van Hoogstraten and his fat mate in the eighties in Brighton.
The dog is really struggling with the nights drawing in. He thinks it's dinner time at 3pm. Unfortunately, he's basically training me, so now I think it's bedtime at about half past six.
November 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The dog is really struggling with the nights drawing in. He thinks it's dinner time at 3pm. Unfortunately, he's basically training me, so now I think it's bedtime at about half past six.
The only mentions they get is Covìd related
Having Johnson & Cummings in Downing Street when Covid struck was, just like Brexit, an entirely avoidable disaster caused largely by utterly appalling journalism. And now exactly the same clowns, arses & bigots with bylines are rolling out the red carpet for Farage.
www.thetimes.com/article/1b15...
www.thetimes.com/article/1b15...
Covid inquiry live: ‘Inexcusable’ delays under Johnson led to 23,000 deaths
Lockdowns may have been avoided if Boris Johnson’s government had acted faster, damning report finds
www.thetimes.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
The only mentions they get is Covìd related
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Ah, shit. RIP Mani. His Stone Roses work is obviously iconic, but the music Primal Scream made when he was in the band was really incredible.
youtu.be/0xBzYsE4y1k?...
youtu.be/0xBzYsE4y1k?...
Primal Scream - Kowalski (Official Video)
YouTube video by PrimalScreamVEVO
youtu.be
November 20, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Ah, shit. RIP Mani. His Stone Roses work is obviously iconic, but the music Primal Scream made when he was in the band was really incredible.
youtu.be/0xBzYsE4y1k?...
youtu.be/0xBzYsE4y1k?...
Had my first tooth filled today. As I sat anxiously in the waiting room, I made eye contact with an older lady, and said "it looks like we might get some snow today." Unfortunately, she was a sleeper agent, and this was her activation phase.
November 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Had my first tooth filled today. As I sat anxiously in the waiting room, I made eye contact with an older lady, and said "it looks like we might get some snow today." Unfortunately, she was a sleeper agent, and this was her activation phase.
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"I asked Grok, and..."
Okay, well I asked a gonk droid, and it went gonk.
Okay, well I asked a gonk droid, and it went gonk.
November 16, 2025 at 12:54 PM
"I asked Grok, and..."
Okay, well I asked a gonk droid, and it went gonk.
Okay, well I asked a gonk droid, and it went gonk.
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November 16, 2025 at 12:45 PM
The Beast in Me is really good. Matthew Rhys is a flawless psychopath. Clare Danes is amazing.
November 16, 2025 at 12:31 PM
The Beast in Me is really good. Matthew Rhys is a flawless psychopath. Clare Danes is amazing.
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This is all on you and your bigotry, TERFs.
metro.co.uk/2022/05/19/w...
metro.co.uk/2022/05/19/w...
Woman mistaken for a man 'told she can't use female toilets at M&S'
M&S has apologised after being publicly accused of discrimination to the LGBTQ+ and disabled community.
metro.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
This is all on you and your bigotry, TERFs.
metro.co.uk/2022/05/19/w...
metro.co.uk/2022/05/19/w...
Where's @infinitescream.bsky.social when you need them?
November 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Where's @infinitescream.bsky.social when you need them?
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As I have long since given up on good things happening, I will settle for very, very funny things.
Just imagine the Krakatoa of enraged, flailing bullshit we would get, if it looked like Ed was going to thrash Streeting in a leadership election.
November 13, 2025 at 2:25 PM
As I have long since given up on good things happening, I will settle for very, very funny things.
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A Poem:
Some say
Brian May
But I know
Brian Cant.
Some say
Brian May
But I know
Brian Cant.
November 13, 2025 at 1:58 PM
A Poem:
Some say
Brian May
But I know
Brian Cant.
Some say
Brian May
But I know
Brian Cant.
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*bangs table* CHAOS WITH ED MILIBAND
Verdict of one Labour grandee I just bumped into: “Ed Miliband is the person most likely to be the most next Prime Minister”.
November 13, 2025 at 1:11 PM
*bangs table* CHAOS WITH ED MILIBAND
While flushing the loo this morning, the cistern fell off the wall. Also, I've had a dentist's appointment, so today has been *amazing*
a man is carrying a suitcase through a living room in a house .
Alt: a man is carrying a suitcase through a living room in a house .
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:42 PM
While flushing the loo this morning, the cistern fell off the wall. Also, I've had a dentist's appointment, so today has been *amazing*
The Jim Eldritch horror #Radiohorror
November 11, 2025 at 9:21 PM
The Jim Eldritch horror #Radiohorror
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"Do they call you Iron Man because you do all of the ironing?"
Philomena Cunk joins the Marvel Universe
Philomena Cunk joins the Marvel Universe
...or rather Diane Morgan is cast in the latest series
dlvr.it
November 11, 2025 at 8:59 PM
"Do they call you Iron Man because you do all of the ironing?"
Mum and I have a conspiracy theory, that Andrew might just throw a tantrum and tell EVERYTHING about Trump and Epstein, because he's already lost everything and mummy promised he'd be fine.
November 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Mum and I have a conspiracy theory, that Andrew might just throw a tantrum and tell EVERYTHING about Trump and Epstein, because he's already lost everything and mummy promised he'd be fine.
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Go on, go out and look
November 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Go on, go out and look