Still processing the run. A bunch of college kids lived across from a Hood milk bottling plant, wrote a composition inspired by it, and 40 years later staged a dairy-themed, Broadway-level production with a bunch of dancing milk cartons, milk men, ice cream bars, and a giant freezer.
January 2, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Still processing the run. A bunch of college kids lived across from a Hood milk bottling plant, wrote a composition inspired by it, and 40 years later staged a dairy-themed, Broadway-level production with a bunch of dancing milk cartons, milk men, ice cream bars, and a giant freezer.
It is once again that hallowed time of year, where my dad, The Mad Man of Thanksgiving himself, makes an insanely comprehensive spreadsheet for the renowned holiday meal
November 27, 2025 at 5:55 PM
It is once again that hallowed time of year, where my dad, The Mad Man of Thanksgiving himself, makes an insanely comprehensive spreadsheet for the renowned holiday meal
Well now, don’t you go doing METH You keep it up, you’re gonna have bad BREATH Not gonna be able to play MACBETH Seditious behavior, punishable by DEATH
November 20, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Well now, don’t you go doing METH You keep it up, you’re gonna have bad BREATH Not gonna be able to play MACBETH Seditious behavior, punishable by DEATH
Honduras has been eliminated from World Cup 2026 Qualifying. There are 64 remaining National Teams with a chance to lift the trophy. 29.71% of the world's population still has a chance to celebrate on July 19, 2026
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Honduras has been eliminated from World Cup 2026 Qualifying. There are 64 remaining National Teams with a chance to lift the trophy. 29.71% of the world's population still has a chance to celebrate on July 19, 2026
Costa Rica has been eliminated from World Cup 2026 Qualifying. There are 65 remaining National Teams with a chance to lift the trophy. 29.84% of the world's population still has a chance to celebrate on July 19, 2026
November 19, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Costa Rica has been eliminated from World Cup 2026 Qualifying. There are 65 remaining National Teams with a chance to lift the trophy. 29.84% of the world's population still has a chance to celebrate on July 19, 2026
United Arab Emirates has been eliminated from World Cup 2026 Qualifying. There are 66 remaining National Teams with a chance to lift the trophy. 29.90% of the world's population still has a chance to celebrate on July 19, 2026
November 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
United Arab Emirates has been eliminated from World Cup 2026 Qualifying. There are 66 remaining National Teams with a chance to lift the trophy. 29.90% of the world's population still has a chance to celebrate on July 19, 2026
San Marino has been eliminated from World Cup 2026 Qualifying. There are 67 remaining National Teams with a chance to lift the trophy. 30.03% of the world's population still has a chance to celebrate on July 19, 2026
November 17, 2025 at 2:55 PM
San Marino has been eliminated from World Cup 2026 Qualifying. There are 67 remaining National Teams with a chance to lift the trophy. 30.03% of the world's population still has a chance to celebrate on July 19, 2026
Hungary has been eliminated from World Cup 2026 Qualifying. There are 68 remaining National Teams with a chance to lift the trophy. 30.03% of the world's population still has a chance to celebrate on July 19, 2026
November 17, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Hungary has been eliminated from World Cup 2026 Qualifying. There are 68 remaining National Teams with a chance to lift the trophy. 30.03% of the world's population still has a chance to celebrate on July 19, 2026
Iceland has been eliminated from World Cup 2026 Qualifying. There are 69 remaining National Teams with a chance to lift the trophy. 30.16% of the world's population still has a chance to celebrate on July 19, 2026
November 17, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Iceland has been eliminated from World Cup 2026 Qualifying. There are 69 remaining National Teams with a chance to lift the trophy. 30.16% of the world's population still has a chance to celebrate on July 19, 2026
Moldova has been eliminated from World Cup 2026 Qualifying. There are 70 remaining National Teams with a chance to lift the trophy. 30.16% of the world's population still has a chance to celebrate on July 19, 2026
November 17, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Moldova has been eliminated from World Cup 2026 Qualifying. There are 70 remaining National Teams with a chance to lift the trophy. 30.16% of the world's population still has a chance to celebrate on July 19, 2026
Nigeria has been eliminated from World Cup 2026 Qualifying. There are 71 remaining National Teams with a chance to lift the trophy. 30.20% of the world's population still has a chance to celebrate on July 19, 2026
November 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Nigeria has been eliminated from World Cup 2026 Qualifying. There are 71 remaining National Teams with a chance to lift the trophy. 30.20% of the world's population still has a chance to celebrate on July 19, 2026
Slovenia has been eliminated from World Cup 2026 Qualifying. There are 72 remaining National Teams with a chance to lift the trophy. 33.02% of the world's population still has a chance to celebrate on July 19, 2026
November 17, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Slovenia has been eliminated from World Cup 2026 Qualifying. There are 72 remaining National Teams with a chance to lift the trophy. 33.02% of the world's population still has a chance to celebrate on July 19, 2026
Georgia has been eliminated from World Cup 2026 Qualifying. There are 73 remaining National Teams with a chance to lift the trophy. 33.05% of the world's population still has a chance to celebrate on July 19, 2026
November 17, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Georgia has been eliminated from World Cup 2026 Qualifying. There are 73 remaining National Teams with a chance to lift the trophy. 33.05% of the world's population still has a chance to celebrate on July 19, 2026
One of my most anti-modern attitudes is that I will never tap my phone to pay for something. That is witchcraft and I don't want my money exposed to witchcraft. My cards live in my wallet, which provides a protective layer against spells and curses
November 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
One of my most anti-modern attitudes is that I will never tap my phone to pay for something. That is witchcraft and I don't want my money exposed to witchcraft. My cards live in my wallet, which provides a protective layer against spells and curses
Faroe Islands has been eliminated from World Cup 2026 Qualifying. There are 74 remaining National Teams with a chance to lift the trophy. 33.10% of the world's population still has a chance to celebrate on July 19, 2026
November 14, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Faroe Islands has been eliminated from World Cup 2026 Qualifying. There are 74 remaining National Teams with a chance to lift the trophy. 33.10% of the world's population still has a chance to celebrate on July 19, 2026
Finland has been eliminated from World Cup 2026 Qualifying. There are 75 remaining National Teams with a chance to lift the trophy. 33.10% of the world's population still has a chance to celebrate on July 19, 2026
November 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Finland has been eliminated from World Cup 2026 Qualifying. There are 75 remaining National Teams with a chance to lift the trophy. 33.10% of the world's population still has a chance to celebrate on July 19, 2026
Nicaragua has been eliminated from World Cup 2026 Qualifying. There are 76 remaining National Teams with a chance to lift the trophy. 33.17% of the world's population still has a chance to celebrate on July 19, 2026
November 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Nicaragua has been eliminated from World Cup 2026 Qualifying. There are 76 remaining National Teams with a chance to lift the trophy. 33.17% of the world's population still has a chance to celebrate on July 19, 2026
Trinidad and Tobago has been eliminated from World Cup 2026 Qualifying. There are 77 remaining National Teams with a chance to lift the trophy. 33.26% of the world's population still has a chance to celebrate on July 19, 2026
November 14, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Trinidad and Tobago has been eliminated from World Cup 2026 Qualifying. There are 77 remaining National Teams with a chance to lift the trophy. 33.26% of the world's population still has a chance to celebrate on July 19, 2026