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Film idea: Alan vs Predator.
December 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Film idea: Alan vs Predator.
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A friend made her 71 year old Dad watch A Very Jonas Christmas Movie. I asked him if he liked it & he said ‘John Lennon was assassinated and yet those three live’
December 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
A friend made her 71 year old Dad watch A Very Jonas Christmas Movie. I asked him if he liked it & he said ‘John Lennon was assassinated and yet those three live’
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On my stag do we had a conversation about what we thought was the most used toilet in the world is. Suggestions included Atlanta domestic A gate and Mumbai railway station for annual volume. London railway station or pub for total volume through history.
December 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
On my stag do we had a conversation about what we thought was the most used toilet in the world is. Suggestions included Atlanta domestic A gate and Mumbai railway station for annual volume. London railway station or pub for total volume through history.
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Team Willems does it again. And I echo everything he says about the "Predator" series.
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December 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Team Willems does it again. And I echo everything he says about the "Predator" series.
youtu.be/8shQ8YuR4p4?si=TcXFY...
youtu.be/8shQ8YuR4p4?si=TcXFY...
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joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
December 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
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i say this once more and it is the best piece of advice i have ever given you. Put the printer in the teen's bedroom. You'll never have to shout again
December 26, 2025 at 10:07 AM
i say this once more and it is the best piece of advice i have ever given you. Put the printer in the teen's bedroom. You'll never have to shout again
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The Liz Truss Show - Behind the Scenes
December 25, 2025 at 10:03 AM
The Liz Truss Show - Behind the Scenes
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7 reasons why The Thing (1982) is a Christmas film:
1) snow
2) bearded men concealing surprises
3) compulsory party games
4) introverts shunning group activities
5) digestive issues
6) revellers bursting open to reveal partially assimilated canine lifeforms
7) knitwear
1) snow
2) bearded men concealing surprises
3) compulsory party games
4) introverts shunning group activities
5) digestive issues
6) revellers bursting open to reveal partially assimilated canine lifeforms
7) knitwear
December 25, 2025 at 8:39 AM
7 reasons why The Thing (1982) is a Christmas film:
1) snow
2) bearded men concealing surprises
3) compulsory party games
4) introverts shunning group activities
5) digestive issues
6) revellers bursting open to reveal partially assimilated canine lifeforms
7) knitwear
1) snow
2) bearded men concealing surprises
3) compulsory party games
4) introverts shunning group activities
5) digestive issues
6) revellers bursting open to reveal partially assimilated canine lifeforms
7) knitwear
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i've been weirdly invested in this dog's sweater alteration
IG roodabeguh
IG roodabeguh
December 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
i've been weirdly invested in this dog's sweater alteration
IG roodabeguh
IG roodabeguh
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I love the Christmas cake tradition in Japan. Train stations (this is Ebisu) an even combini like 7-Eleven have so many delicious-looking ones for sale and I want them all
December 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I love the Christmas cake tradition in Japan. Train stations (this is Ebisu) an even combini like 7-Eleven have so many delicious-looking ones for sale and I want them all
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xmas movie posters but with muppets: thread
December 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
xmas movie posters but with muppets: thread
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Porsche reportedly created their new ad without using any AI.
December 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Porsche reportedly created their new ad without using any AI.
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First time my mum went to my dad's parents house she noticed my granddad had a party hat on. Seemed odd as there was no party.
"Why is he wearing that?" she asked my dad later.
"It's because he's so forgetful," said my dad. "My mum makes him wear it every time he's switched the immersion heater on."
"Why is he wearing that?" she asked my dad later.
"It's because he's so forgetful," said my dad. "My mum makes him wear it every time he's switched the immersion heater on."
December 23, 2025 at 9:47 AM
First time my mum went to my dad's parents house she noticed my granddad had a party hat on. Seemed odd as there was no party.
"Why is he wearing that?" she asked my dad later.
"It's because he's so forgetful," said my dad. "My mum makes him wear it every time he's switched the immersion heater on."
"Why is he wearing that?" she asked my dad later.
"It's because he's so forgetful," said my dad. "My mum makes him wear it every time he's switched the immersion heater on."
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As my previous tree stump thing did well on Instagram, I made a festive sequel
December 23, 2025 at 11:51 AM
As my previous tree stump thing did well on Instagram, I made a festive sequel
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Now just 50 calendars left. I am going to the PO at 2pm so if you'd like to order one please order below
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www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/nerdl...
December 22, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Now just 50 calendars left. I am going to the PO at 2pm so if you'd like to order one please order below
www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/nerdl...
www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/nerdl...
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Has the mail ever tried to catch a wild goose? Because I reckon anyone who has successfully caught one deserves to eat it.
December 21, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Has the mail ever tried to catch a wild goose? Because I reckon anyone who has successfully caught one deserves to eat it.
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A 3-step guide for iPhone users annoyed to discover they have to fix the clock transparency on each new lock screen individually:
STEP 1: While phone is in lock mode, long-press your wallpaper to bring up the customize button at center bottom. Click it.
STEP 1: While phone is in lock mode, long-press your wallpaper to bring up the customize button at center bottom. Click it.
December 21, 2025 at 1:29 PM
A 3-step guide for iPhone users annoyed to discover they have to fix the clock transparency on each new lock screen individually:
STEP 1: While phone is in lock mode, long-press your wallpaper to bring up the customize button at center bottom. Click it.
STEP 1: While phone is in lock mode, long-press your wallpaper to bring up the customize button at center bottom. Click it.
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At last, some good news.
"A new study has found that eating 50g or more of high-fat cheese a day correlates with a lower risk of developing dementia. That means all cheeses with more than 20 percent fat content, including brie, gouda, cheddar, parmesan, gruyere, and mozzarella." www.sciencealert.com/cheese-linke...
Cheese Linked to Lower Dementia Risk in 25-Year Study
One of the finest foods available to humanity may carry an unexpected benefit.
www.sciencealert.com
December 21, 2025 at 7:52 AM
At last, some good news.
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Andrew Tate getting beaten with pink gloves is also v funny
December 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Andrew Tate getting beaten with pink gloves is also v funny
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My pitch to Netflix is this - every six months Anthony Joshua beats the shit out of someone we all find annoying
December 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
My pitch to Netflix is this - every six months Anthony Joshua beats the shit out of someone we all find annoying
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Stepping into tomorrow
December 20, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Stepping into tomorrow
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“Be sure to set me to ‘delicate,’ Alison. It’d be a shame to ruin that sweater, you know, in case it ever comes back in style.”
December 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
“Be sure to set me to ‘delicate,’ Alison. It’d be a shame to ruin that sweater, you know, in case it ever comes back in style.”