batterpunts 🦆
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Splendidly Legible Ontologically Reticent Polyglyphs
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And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was present at the end of the universe, having witnessed every black hole evaporate and every proton decay. Even so, Death would not come.
December 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was present at the end of the universe, having witnessed every black hole evaporate and every proton decay. Even so, Death would not come.
joke for dutch speakers only
December 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
joke for dutch speakers only
hello friends, merry approximate christmas
December 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
hello friends, merry approximate christmas
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You might be thinking, "CPSC, does a dry Christmas tree really burn that much faster than a well-watered tree?"
Friend, let's find out together by watching this PSA.
Friend, let's find out together by watching this PSA.
December 19, 2025 at 2:31 PM
You might be thinking, "CPSC, does a dry Christmas tree really burn that much faster than a well-watered tree?"
Friend, let's find out together by watching this PSA.
Friend, let's find out together by watching this PSA.
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Normal yule log? Boring. Expected. Overdone.
Lithium-ion battery yule log? Relevant. Unexpected. Educational.
youtu.be/rc6Txma85Ac?...
Lithium-ion battery yule log? Relevant. Unexpected. Educational.
youtu.be/rc6Txma85Ac?...
escooter lithium-ion battery yule log fire for your home - Fuego con batería de iones para tu casa
YouTube video by U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission
youtu.be
December 22, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Normal yule log? Boring. Expected. Overdone.
Lithium-ion battery yule log? Relevant. Unexpected. Educational.
youtu.be/rc6Txma85Ac?...
Lithium-ion battery yule log? Relevant. Unexpected. Educational.
youtu.be/rc6Txma85Ac?...
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SEASON'S GREASONS
December 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
SEASON'S GREASONS
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every game should be billed as "stardew valley, but with [X]"
we should have, at most, 3 genres. brain games, hand games, and other
controllers should have three prongs like they used to. it was actually correct that way
kirby is sexist
we should have, at most, 3 genres. brain games, hand games, and other
controllers should have three prongs like they used to. it was actually correct that way
kirby is sexist
December 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
every game should be billed as "stardew valley, but with [X]"
we should have, at most, 3 genres. brain games, hand games, and other
controllers should have three prongs like they used to. it was actually correct that way
kirby is sexist
we should have, at most, 3 genres. brain games, hand games, and other
controllers should have three prongs like they used to. it was actually correct that way
kirby is sexist
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'Let it Snow' with all the positive lines removed
December 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
'Let it Snow' with all the positive lines removed
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Incoming! The dog is now picking up some Festive Frequencies! 🐕🌪️🎄
The FESTIVE UPDATE for Dogspinner, an important tool by me and @todepond.com, is here for December only! Play it here:
Pigenpalace.com
The FESTIVE UPDATE for Dogspinner, an important tool by me and @todepond.com, is here for December only! Play it here:
Pigenpalace.com
December 12, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Incoming! The dog is now picking up some Festive Frequencies! 🐕🌪️🎄
The FESTIVE UPDATE for Dogspinner, an important tool by me and @todepond.com, is here for December only! Play it here:
Pigenpalace.com
The FESTIVE UPDATE for Dogspinner, an important tool by me and @todepond.com, is here for December only! Play it here:
Pigenpalace.com
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@blakeyrat.bsky.social yo how's the weather?
given you're talking about a pot and lid, i guess no flooding disaster's befallen seattle?
given you're talking about a pot and lid, i guess no flooding disaster's befallen seattle?
December 11, 2025 at 11:40 AM
@blakeyrat.bsky.social yo how's the weather?
given you're talking about a pot and lid, i guess no flooding disaster's befallen seattle?
given you're talking about a pot and lid, i guess no flooding disaster's befallen seattle?
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Introducing the Cool S, For Her™
December 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Introducing the Cool S, For Her™
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Holy shit, Spotify is fucking repugnant. I keep thinking I know how trash that platform is, and I keep being shocked all over again.
An old person, I just hoard MP3s. I buy ‘em with Bandcamp and stream from my hard drive with Plex.
An old person, I just hoard MP3s. I buy ‘em with Bandcamp and stream from my hard drive with Plex.
My girlfriend has spent countless hours setting up a home server filled with the music we own, painstakingly tagging albums and installing a way to listen to music outside the house.
Meanwhile Spotify now recommends fake AI bands. The real King Gizz band left the platform months ago.
Meanwhile Spotify now recommends fake AI bands. The real King Gizz band left the platform months ago.
December 8, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Holy shit, Spotify is fucking repugnant. I keep thinking I know how trash that platform is, and I keep being shocked all over again.
An old person, I just hoard MP3s. I buy ‘em with Bandcamp and stream from my hard drive with Plex.
An old person, I just hoard MP3s. I buy ‘em with Bandcamp and stream from my hard drive with Plex.
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much like a banana, my dick is also curved, produces no seed, is bright yellow, people disagree on which end its supposed to peel from,
December 1, 2025 at 10:28 PM
much like a banana, my dick is also curved, produces no seed, is bright yellow, people disagree on which end its supposed to peel from,
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This is what they took from you
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This is what they took from you
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Whaddup! Here's all three parts of my recent LIFE series, with the finale featuring the wonderful @shenanigansen.bsky.social, the father of LIFE itself!!
November 8, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Whaddup! Here's all three parts of my recent LIFE series, with the finale featuring the wonderful @shenanigansen.bsky.social, the father of LIFE itself!!
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"did you even read the article???? the headline is bad but the article is good!!!" buddy if I see a restaurant called Dan's Fecal Stew i am not gonna go in there to see if maybe they printed the sign wrong
September 5, 2025 at 12:51 AM
"did you even read the article???? the headline is bad but the article is good!!!" buddy if I see a restaurant called Dan's Fecal Stew i am not gonna go in there to see if maybe they printed the sign wrong
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OZYMANDIAS, THE FRESH KING OF KINGS
I whistled for a traveler, and when he came near,
His land was antique, and he frowned at my sneer,
If anything I could say ye mighty, despair,
But I thought, “Nah, forget it—my wreck’s boundless and bare!”
I whistled for a traveler, and when he came near,
His land was antique, and he frowned at my sneer,
If anything I could say ye mighty, despair,
But I thought, “Nah, forget it—my wreck’s boundless and bare!”
July 4, 2023 at 2:44 PM
OZYMANDIAS, THE FRESH KING OF KINGS
I whistled for a traveler, and when he came near,
His land was antique, and he frowned at my sneer,
If anything I could say ye mighty, despair,
But I thought, “Nah, forget it—my wreck’s boundless and bare!”
I whistled for a traveler, and when he came near,
His land was antique, and he frowned at my sneer,
If anything I could say ye mighty, despair,
But I thought, “Nah, forget it—my wreck’s boundless and bare!”
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no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say dick cheney died when he was out hunting and tried to shoot a bird in a tree but missed and hit a big branch which fell on his dick and smashed him flat and then the bird pooped on his head. don’t say stuff like that
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say dick cheney died when he was out hunting and tried to shoot a bird in a tree but missed and hit a big branch which fell on his dick and smashed him flat and then the bird pooped on his head. don’t say stuff like that
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I am proud to be a knobhead
October 29, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I am proud to be a knobhead
@esvrld.bsky.social while reading the ogdo, occasionally the thought bubbles up within me that for parts or whole, this is not the intent.
October 26, 2025 at 8:58 PM
@esvrld.bsky.social while reading the ogdo, occasionally the thought bubbles up within me that for parts or whole, this is not the intent.
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A bunny shark from this day in 2020 🐇🦈
October 24, 2025 at 2:09 PM
A bunny shark from this day in 2020 🐇🦈