Chris Tucker
@beigewight.bsky.social
I’m a Kansan working as an environmental microbiologist far from home.
My only not for this comic is that he would obviously have a very tacky gold bookshelf, still no books, just in gold.
November 11, 2025 at 2:48 PM
My only not for this comic is that he would obviously have a very tacky gold bookshelf, still no books, just in gold.
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They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,
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It frustrates me so much that they make ridiculous claims, spend untold dollars “investigating” them, come up empty handed, and then just return to the original claim and state it as fact. And that is what ends up being accepted by the masses.
LEAVITT: It's absolutely true that there's fraud in California's elections
Q: What's the evidence of that?
LEAVITT: It's just a fact
Q: What's the evidence of that?
LEAVITT: It's just a fact
November 4, 2025 at 9:59 PM
It frustrates me so much that they make ridiculous claims, spend untold dollars “investigating” them, come up empty handed, and then just return to the original claim and state it as fact. And that is what ends up being accepted by the masses.
There’s always “a process that has to be followed” when, and only when, they want to slow walk/delay something.
TAPPER: When can we expect the Trump administration to make SNAP payments?
BESSENT: Well, President Trump just truthed out that he needs to hear from the courts
TAPPER: The courts have weighed in
BESSENT: There's a process that has to be followed
BESSENT: Well, President Trump just truthed out that he needs to hear from the courts
TAPPER: The courts have weighed in
BESSENT: There's a process that has to be followed
November 2, 2025 at 4:03 PM
There’s always “a process that has to be followed” when, and only when, they want to slow walk/delay something.
One of these pipette tip boxes is from my bench, the other hurts me to even look at. #lablife #microbiology
October 30, 2025 at 10:40 AM
One of these pipette tip boxes is from my bench, the other hurts me to even look at. #lablife #microbiology
The Senate has been holding votes and working. But Speaker Johnson keeps holding the House in recess week after week. It’s almost like there is something he’s trying to prevent. #SwearHerIn #ReleasetheEpsteinFiles
A quick reminder that the House is not in session because Speaker Johnson CANCELED it, not because of the current shutdown.
October 29, 2025 at 1:03 PM
The Senate has been holding votes and working. But Speaker Johnson keeps holding the House in recess week after week. It’s almost like there is something he’s trying to prevent. #SwearHerIn #ReleasetheEpsteinFiles
I’ve noticed he cites the picture question as his example and never any of the word questions. It brings up the whole, “Trump can’t read.” question.
He can only mentally hold onto the pictures.
He can only mentally hold onto the pictures.
Trump: "They have Jasmine Crockett -- a low IQ person. AOC is low IQ. Have her pass the exams I decided to take when I was at Walter Reed. They're cognitive tests. Let AOC go against Trump. Let Jasmine go against Trump. The first couple questions are easy -- a tiger, an elephant, a giraffe ... "
October 28, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I’ve noticed he cites the picture question as his example and never any of the word questions. It brings up the whole, “Trump can’t read.” question.
He can only mentally hold onto the pictures.
He can only mentally hold onto the pictures.
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"We have a rising new Dem star who really engages with people, and is sure to win their next election."
DEM LEADERSHIP: That's fantastic.
"What are the next steps?"
DEM LEADERSHIP: Simple. Force them to step aside and throw their support behind this 80-year-old lifetime politician.
DEM LEADERSHIP: That's fantastic.
"What are the next steps?"
DEM LEADERSHIP: Simple. Force them to step aside and throw their support behind this 80-year-old lifetime politician.
October 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
"We have a rising new Dem star who really engages with people, and is sure to win their next election."
DEM LEADERSHIP: That's fantastic.
"What are the next steps?"
DEM LEADERSHIP: Simple. Force them to step aside and throw their support behind this 80-year-old lifetime politician.
DEM LEADERSHIP: That's fantastic.
"What are the next steps?"
DEM LEADERSHIP: Simple. Force them to step aside and throw their support behind this 80-year-old lifetime politician.
It’s always amazing how quickly they drop the, “Golly, Gee. I haven’t been following that, I don’t know.” Every time he does something terrible that he has been talking about doing for weeks ahead of time.
REPORTER: We know the president moved forward with mass layoffs. We're also learning there were significant cuts to staff at special education services. Are you comfortable with those cuts?
MIKE JOHNSON: I haven't seen the specifics of that and I don't know
MIKE JOHNSON: I haven't seen the specifics of that and I don't know
October 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
It’s always amazing how quickly they drop the, “Golly, Gee. I haven’t been following that, I don’t know.” Every time he does something terrible that he has been talking about doing for weeks ahead of time.
@thebusyguy.bsky.social you have an Alamo Draft House theater nearby?
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October 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Jeff and I are on a team!
October 8, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Jeff and I are on a team!
I made some Misir Wot and not-really-but-close-to-injera for dinner tonight. My first time making Ethiopian food at home and it turned out delicious.
October 8, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I made some Misir Wot and not-really-but-close-to-injera for dinner tonight. My first time making Ethiopian food at home and it turned out delicious.
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Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
October 5, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
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youtu.be/4oshFOK9-sk?... Jane Goodall 's last interview 😥🌍💖🦧🐒💕
JANE GOODALL'S LAST INTERVIEW Recorded on 9/23/25
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October 4, 2025 at 4:42 AM
youtu.be/4oshFOK9-sk?... Jane Goodall 's last interview 😥🌍💖🦧🐒💕
This is the most direct abuser language, “Why do you make me hurt you.” thing he’s said yet.
“I’m choosing to doing terrible things, but it’s their fault.”
“I’m choosing to doing terrible things, but it’s their fault.”
Trump: "There could be firings & that's their fault, & there could also be other things. We could cut projects that they wanted, favorite projects, & they'd be permanently cut. A lot of people are saying I wanted this. I didn't want it. But a lot of people are saying it bc I'm allowed to cut things"
October 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
This is the most direct abuser language, “Why do you make me hurt you.” thing he’s said yet.
“I’m choosing to doing terrible things, but it’s their fault.”
“I’m choosing to doing terrible things, but it’s their fault.”
I could never get elected; because I actually DO want free healthcare for “illegal aliens”… and everyone else too.
October 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I could never get elected; because I actually DO want free healthcare for “illegal aliens”… and everyone else too.
These two statements are bad enough on their own, but when said together they should be terrifying to everyone.
Send military into American streets as “practice” for waging war without any rules of engagement.
Send military into American streets as “practice” for waging war without any rules of engagement.
September 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
These two statements are bad enough on their own, but when said together they should be terrifying to everyone.
Send military into American streets as “practice” for waging war without any rules of engagement.
Send military into American streets as “practice” for waging war without any rules of engagement.
Every time I see the latest ridiculous thing he says I think, “Imagine if Biden had said that.”
But honestly; I wish we could just hold him responsible now, instead of reimagining something in the past that never would have happened.
But honestly; I wish we could just hold him responsible now, instead of reimagining something in the past that never would have happened.
September 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Every time I see the latest ridiculous thing he says I think, “Imagine if Biden had said that.”
But honestly; I wish we could just hold him responsible now, instead of reimagining something in the past that never would have happened.
But honestly; I wish we could just hold him responsible now, instead of reimagining something in the past that never would have happened.
Pushing Daisies and Dead Like Me…. I guess I like shows about weird situations surrounding death. (For a third choice that still holds this trend. Carnivale.)
Everyone has a 1-2 season TV show they sorely miss and not enough people knew about that you are always praising the heavens about.
What's yours?
What's yours?
September 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Pushing Daisies and Dead Like Me…. I guess I like shows about weird situations surrounding death. (For a third choice that still holds this trend. Carnivale.)
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Elizabeth Warren on people who say Dems needs to tone down their rhetoric: "Oh, please. Why don't you start with the president of the United States? And every ugly meme he's posted and every ugly word."
September 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Elizabeth Warren on people who say Dems needs to tone down their rhetoric: "Oh, please. Why don't you start with the president of the United States? And every ugly meme he's posted and every ugly word."
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The simplest explanation for why the right does not appear to care that Donald Trump is a sexual abuser and a pedophile is that they do not, in fact, care if he is a sexual abuser and a pedophile.
September 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The simplest explanation for why the right does not appear to care that Donald Trump is a sexual abuser and a pedophile is that they do not, in fact, care if he is a sexual abuser and a pedophile.
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People who want to protect "The Sanctity of Marriage" are always people who voted for a man who raped his first wife, deserted his family of three young children to run off with one of his mistresses, deserted her and their child for another mistress, and then cheated on her with a porn actress. 🤔
August 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM
People who want to protect "The Sanctity of Marriage" are always people who voted for a man who raped his first wife, deserted his family of three young children to run off with one of his mistresses, deserted her and their child for another mistress, and then cheated on her with a porn actress. 🤔