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Artist Profile: Kendrick Lamar
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Legacy: Teaching a new generation that poetry can be mean
February 7, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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hankgreen.bsky.social
I am really frustrated that the press is discussing the destruction of USAID as something that has happened rather than an illegal action that will likely be undone in two weeks when courts tell the world that it was illegal.
February 7, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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CARTOON OF THE DAY
January 27, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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January 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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LAPD Arrests Everyone Who Lost Home In Fire
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LAPD Arrests Everyone Who Lost Home In Fire
January 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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warandpeas.bsky.social
Explain this, humankind
Comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Two green aliens are at a press conference, sitting behind microphones. One alien happily says, "Jesus? We love that guy!" Panel 2: A human reporter with a microphone looks surprised and says, "We’ve been waiting centuries for his second coming." Panel 3: The first alien casually responds, "Really? He comes to us every year." The second alien adds, "We invited him for cookies. What did you do?" The reporter starts to sweat. Panel 4: Both aliens pause, looking inquisitive. One alien asks, "Wait. What did you do?" All reporters sweat.
December 15, 2024 at 1:38 PM
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schwarz.bsky.social
It's rare you get such a clear illustration of whose lives have value in America and whose don't
December 10, 2024 at 7:14 PM
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wajali.bsky.social
Assad Returns To Ophthalmology At Moscow LensCrafters — theonion.com/assad-return...
Assad Returns To Ophthalmology At Moscow LensCrafters
MOSCOW—Just days after rebels seized Damascus, deposed Syrian President Bashar al-Assad reportedly returned to practicing ophthalmology at a Moscow LensCrafters, sources confirmed Tuesday. “Which one ...
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December 10, 2024 at 4:17 PM
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Ah, Altoona:
samuraiko.bsky.social Michelle Travis @samuraiko.bsky.social · Dec 9
I suddenly hear this to the tune of "O Fortuna" and now I can't get it out of my head.
December 10, 2024 at 8:32 AM
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Hallmark Christmas movie where a girl from NYC goes home for the holidays and meets a small town boy who has definitely never been to Manhattan, certainly not on the morning of December 4, 2024
December 7, 2024 at 4:33 AM
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amiiillustrates.bsky.social
Funny comic strip / meme. A person says “I’m soooo hungry”. An extremely nervous horse says “… how hungry?”. Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.
December 5, 2024 at 7:28 PM
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them: whatcha thinkin about

me: “lol poop lol” is a palindrome

them: don’t you have an english degree?

me: two
December 5, 2024 at 4:17 AM
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The meme I didn't know I needed
November 29, 2024 at 1:06 AM
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November 23, 2024 at 5:56 PM
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Rage Against The Machine
Denial Against The Machine
Bargaining Against The Machine
Depression Against The Machine
Acceptance Against The Machine

- The Kübler De La Rocha Model
November 20, 2024 at 10:37 AM