Chicken Poutine
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Rundown of late, but looking forward to getting rid of some of the snow tomorrow
December 10, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Rundown of late, but looking forward to getting rid of some of the snow tomorrow
Can we set Trump getting that stupid trophy to this? Encapsulate this whole shitty moment?
Pat McAfee put out a song titled Dookie and it's much worse than any dookie you could imagine
December 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Can we set Trump getting that stupid trophy to this? Encapsulate this whole shitty moment?
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This came to me in a dream
December 5, 2025 at 12:24 PM
This came to me in a dream
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10. Welp - Donnie Wristband
9. Succulent Duck Butter - Dirt Birth
8. Temecula - BP Handjob
7. Loaf - Geoffweather
6. Sick Boat - Clark Stroganoff
5. Danglin’ - Logan Dorito & His Bus Of Uncles
4. Birthday Sauce - Nerf Mother
3. Hump - Gleeful Queef
2. Oquendo - Forf
1. Cat Flap - Horse Bicycle
9. Succulent Duck Butter - Dirt Birth
8. Temecula - BP Handjob
7. Loaf - Geoffweather
6. Sick Boat - Clark Stroganoff
5. Danglin’ - Logan Dorito & His Bus Of Uncles
4. Birthday Sauce - Nerf Mother
3. Hump - Gleeful Queef
2. Oquendo - Forf
1. Cat Flap - Horse Bicycle
December 2, 2025 at 4:52 PM
10. Welp - Donnie Wristband
9. Succulent Duck Butter - Dirt Birth
8. Temecula - BP Handjob
7. Loaf - Geoffweather
6. Sick Boat - Clark Stroganoff
5. Danglin’ - Logan Dorito & His Bus Of Uncles
4. Birthday Sauce - Nerf Mother
3. Hump - Gleeful Queef
2. Oquendo - Forf
1. Cat Flap - Horse Bicycle
9. Succulent Duck Butter - Dirt Birth
8. Temecula - BP Handjob
7. Loaf - Geoffweather
6. Sick Boat - Clark Stroganoff
5. Danglin’ - Logan Dorito & His Bus Of Uncles
4. Birthday Sauce - Nerf Mother
3. Hump - Gleeful Queef
2. Oquendo - Forf
1. Cat Flap - Horse Bicycle
Ludacris, Windsor waterfront
The Cardigans, The Magic Stick
Radiohead, Houston Toyota Center
Blue Rodeo, Halifax Metro Centre
ESHAM, Harpo's
The Cardigans, The Magic Stick
Radiohead, Houston Toyota Center
Blue Rodeo, Halifax Metro Centre
ESHAM, Harpo's
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen. Doing the "I'm very cool" version of this:
Sonic Youth / Flaming Lips - MN State Fair, 2006
Animal Collective - Pitchfork, 2008
Bill Frisell - Macalester College, 2013
D'Angelo - First Avenue, 2015
Brian Blade Fellowship - Dakota Jazz club, 2016
Sonic Youth / Flaming Lips - MN State Fair, 2006
Animal Collective - Pitchfork, 2008
Bill Frisell - Macalester College, 2013
D'Angelo - First Avenue, 2015
Brian Blade Fellowship - Dakota Jazz club, 2016
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Infected Mushroom on Halloween
Tech N9ne at the Gathering
Electric Wizard in Berlin
Gojira first US tour
Heilung last US tour
Infected Mushroom on Halloween
Tech N9ne at the Gathering
Electric Wizard in Berlin
Gojira first US tour
Heilung last US tour
November 28, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Ludacris, Windsor waterfront
The Cardigans, The Magic Stick
Radiohead, Houston Toyota Center
Blue Rodeo, Halifax Metro Centre
ESHAM, Harpo's
The Cardigans, The Magic Stick
Radiohead, Houston Toyota Center
Blue Rodeo, Halifax Metro Centre
ESHAM, Harpo's
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Folks are you gonna have to carry me home in a wheelbarrow after that meal? You know you are
November 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Folks are you gonna have to carry me home in a wheelbarrow after that meal? You know you are
I'm so glad we're not in the NFC East, my God is Ceedee Lamb annoying
November 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I'm so glad we're not in the NFC East, my God is Ceedee Lamb annoying
Oh shit, totally forgot about that Big Sean performance from last year
November 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Oh shit, totally forgot about that Big Sean performance from last year
As we embrace Black Friday more and more up here in Canada, Canadian Tire is wild this morning as there's a sale on windshield washer fluid. Boxes of it in every cart. Seniors everywhere. A worker getting swarmed as he brings out a new crate of the stuff.
November 27, 2025 at 2:38 PM
As we embrace Black Friday more and more up here in Canada, Canadian Tire is wild this morning as there's a sale on windshield washer fluid. Boxes of it in every cart. Seniors everywhere. A worker getting swarmed as he brings out a new crate of the stuff.
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It's Thanksgiving Day in the U.S., a good time to feature the 1843 Gurnet Lighthouse in Plymouth, Massachusetts, where the first Thanksgiving was held in 1621. Gurnet is the oldest active wooden lighthouse in the U.S. www.ibiblio.org/lighthouse/m...
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 PM
It's Thanksgiving Day in the U.S., a good time to feature the 1843 Gurnet Lighthouse in Plymouth, Massachusetts, where the first Thanksgiving was held in 1621. Gurnet is the oldest active wooden lighthouse in the U.S. www.ibiblio.org/lighthouse/m...
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Please enjoy 10 seconds of a fat groundhog enjoying an apple at my sister's house 😊
October 6, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Please enjoy 10 seconds of a fat groundhog enjoying an apple at my sister's house 😊
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Our 6 AM Lyft driver knew the Greyhound route from New Orleans to Atlanta well. He took it many times as a youth to visit his grandpa. The bus line brought back cherished memories.
“So is it, you know, nice?” I asked.
“Oh no,” he replied. “Noooooooooo.”
miketanier.substack.com/p/the-waywar...
“So is it, you know, nice?” I asked.
“Oh no,” he replied. “Noooooooooo.”
miketanier.substack.com/p/the-waywar...
The Wayward Bus
In which our doughy protagonist drags his poor wife from a romantic getaway into an unscheduled 30-hour bus trip through the heart of America, courtesy of the government shutdown.
miketanier.substack.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Our 6 AM Lyft driver knew the Greyhound route from New Orleans to Atlanta well. He took it many times as a youth to visit his grandpa. The bus line brought back cherished memories.
“So is it, you know, nice?” I asked.
“Oh no,” he replied. “Noooooooooo.”
miketanier.substack.com/p/the-waywar...
“So is it, you know, nice?” I asked.
“Oh no,” he replied. “Noooooooooo.”
miketanier.substack.com/p/the-waywar...
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MCA: Now the legend lives
Beastie Boys: ON!
Ad-Rock: From the Chippewa on down
Mike D: Of the big
Beastie Boys: LAKE!
Mike D: they call Gitche
Beastie Boys: GUMEE!
Beastie Boys: ON!
Ad-Rock: From the Chippewa on down
Mike D: Of the big
Beastie Boys: LAKE!
Mike D: they call Gitche
Beastie Boys: GUMEE!
November 10, 2025 at 1:00 PM
MCA: Now the legend lives
Beastie Boys: ON!
Ad-Rock: From the Chippewa on down
Mike D: Of the big
Beastie Boys: LAKE!
Mike D: they call Gitche
Beastie Boys: GUMEE!
Beastie Boys: ON!
Ad-Rock: From the Chippewa on down
Mike D: Of the big
Beastie Boys: LAKE!
Mike D: they call Gitche
Beastie Boys: GUMEE!
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(Searches "City name" in search bar, with "groups" selected and "my groups" selected)
Zuck: No results
(Goes to exact group, finds city name)
Zuck: No results
(Goes to exact group, finds city name)
November 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
(Searches "City name" in search bar, with "groups" selected and "my groups" selected)
Zuck: No results
(Goes to exact group, finds city name)
Zuck: No results
(Goes to exact group, finds city name)
DID MTG and Fetterman have a Freaky Friday moment?
MTG: "I'm trying to lead by example to talk to everyone in kindness. We don't all have to agree but that's being an American. And thank goodness for that. Our freedom of speech, our 1A rights, allows us to do that. My personal belief is that I need to set an example by speaking nicely to everyone."
November 6, 2025 at 6:32 PM
DID MTG and Fetterman have a Freaky Friday moment?
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In Erie, Pennsylvania, the 1906 Waterworks Tower, never a recognized aid to navigation but well known to lighthouse fans, has been relighted. The old tower was restored in 2017-18. www.goerie.com/story/lifest...
November 3, 2025 at 2:03 PM
In Erie, Pennsylvania, the 1906 Waterworks Tower, never a recognized aid to navigation but well known to lighthouse fans, has been relighted. The old tower was restored in 2017-18. www.goerie.com/story/lifest...
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First workday of November. Are you Edmund Fitzgeraldmaxxing? Here’s my to-do list for today:
-Conclude some terms with a couple of steel firms
-Become the pride of the American side
#mondaymotivation
-Conclude some terms with a couple of steel firms
-Become the pride of the American side
#mondaymotivation
November 3, 2025 at 2:11 PM
First workday of November. Are you Edmund Fitzgeraldmaxxing? Here’s my to-do list for today:
-Conclude some terms with a couple of steel firms
-Become the pride of the American side
#mondaymotivation
-Conclude some terms with a couple of steel firms
-Become the pride of the American side
#mondaymotivation
The next 6pm sunset will be February 26. Frig.
November 1, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The next 6pm sunset will be February 26. Frig.
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“I just feel like this is the fanciest hotel in the world!”
My 5yo daughter at a motel outside Moncton, New Brunswick
My 5yo daughter at a motel outside Moncton, New Brunswick
October 11, 2025 at 11:55 AM
“I just feel like this is the fanciest hotel in the world!”
My 5yo daughter at a motel outside Moncton, New Brunswick
My 5yo daughter at a motel outside Moncton, New Brunswick
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Good morning. Today for @baseballprospectus.com I wrote about the Google Cloud baseball ads. They suck and I hate them.
Cold Takes: Catch the Game Like Never Before | Baseball Prospectus
The numbers have to mean something.
www.baseballprospectus.com
October 10, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Good morning. Today for @baseballprospectus.com I wrote about the Google Cloud baseball ads. They suck and I hate them.
Could you IMAGINE social media if they trudged Lee Fucking Greenwood out there 😂
lmao this dolt is beyond parody.
yeah Lee Greenwood, totally appealing to all audiences. you nailed it buddy
yeah Lee Greenwood, totally appealing to all audiences. you nailed it buddy
October 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Could you IMAGINE social media if they trudged Lee Fucking Greenwood out there 😂
Killer job NHL, lol
October 7, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Killer job NHL, lol
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Welcome to America
May 23, 2023 at 4:50 PM
Welcome to America