beth c-c
@bethcarboncopy.bsky.social
pretty good humor writer, terrible powerlifter, nerd of all trades. funemployed in northwest DC. transphobes, conservatives, and “centrists,” move along or block, lest ye face the wrath of my intersex son (pictured).
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beth c-c
@bethcarboncopy.bsky.social
· Jul 22
IMO they should make a “Pauly Pocket” (a little Italian mobster where you pop open a little box and there’s a business/front inside with all his friends)
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me when someones like 'i'll drive you'
November 26, 2025 at 7:06 AM
me when someones like 'i'll drive you'
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All DOGE accomplished was purging critical government staff, handing private data to outsiders, and sentencing thousands in developing countries to death by gutting USAID.
I don’t say this lightly: if there were any justice in this world, the people responsible for this devastation would be in jail
I don’t say this lightly: if there were any justice in this world, the people responsible for this devastation would be in jail
DOGE 'doesn't exist' with eight months left on its charter
U.S. President Donald Trump's Department of Government Efficiency has disbanded with eight months left to its mandate.
www.cnbc.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:37 AM
All DOGE accomplished was purging critical government staff, handing private data to outsiders, and sentencing thousands in developing countries to death by gutting USAID.
I don’t say this lightly: if there were any justice in this world, the people responsible for this devastation would be in jail
I don’t say this lightly: if there were any justice in this world, the people responsible for this devastation would be in jail
chatGPT is a sanctuary for people who aren't confident in their own writing. i am absolutely begging people to trust themselves.
November 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
chatGPT is a sanctuary for people who aren't confident in their own writing. i am absolutely begging people to trust themselves.
presenting: Beth's Foolproof Guide to Gift-Giving, applicable year-round for holidays, birthdays, anniversaries, &c
November 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
presenting: Beth's Foolproof Guide to Gift-Giving, applicable year-round for holidays, birthdays, anniversaries, &c
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You've seen "men would rather dismantle the Federal Government than go to therapy"
now get ready for
"Men would rather ask ChatGPT what you want for Christmas than just asking you for a list of what you want for Christmas"
now get ready for
"Men would rather ask ChatGPT what you want for Christmas than just asking you for a list of what you want for Christmas"
Don’t know what to buy your loved ones for Christmas? Just ask ChatGPT
Don’t know what to buy your loved ones for Christmas? Just ask ChatGPT
Santa has a new little helper. But can an AI-powered shopping assistant really master the subtle art of gift giving?
Some people love buying Christmas presents. Polly Arrowsmith starts making a note of what her friends and family like, then hunts for…
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
You've seen "men would rather dismantle the Federal Government than go to therapy"
now get ready for
"Men would rather ask ChatGPT what you want for Christmas than just asking you for a list of what you want for Christmas"
now get ready for
"Men would rather ask ChatGPT what you want for Christmas than just asking you for a list of what you want for Christmas"
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One explanation for economic populism in the US is the recurring cycle of bubbles and bailouts that happens without any democratic input
November 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
One explanation for economic populism in the US is the recurring cycle of bubbles and bailouts that happens without any democratic input
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Proof of end times = autism speaks being on the right side of the statement 🙃
WOW! Autism Society of America, The Autistic Self-Advocacy Network, the Autism Science Foundation, the Autistic Women & Nonbinary Network and Autism Speaks put out a statement denouncing the CDC changing its website on vaccines
autisticadvocacy.org/2025/11/lead...
autisticadvocacy.org/2025/11/lead...
Leading Autism and Disability Organizations Statement on CDC's Vaccines and Autism Page
As national organizations dedicated to advancing the well-being of autistic individuals and partners across the disability and public health sectors, we are deeply disappointed by the latest update to...
autisticadvocacy.org
November 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Proof of end times = autism speaks being on the right side of the statement 🙃
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i’m not crying you’re crying
xkcd: Fifteen Years
xkcd: Fifteen Years
Fifteen Years
xkcd.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
i’m not crying you’re crying
xkcd: Fifteen Years
xkcd: Fifteen Years
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The sharp decline in US teenagers’ aspiration to get married and have kids…
…is happening almost entirely among girls, not boys.
At some point maybe men will start trying harder to understand that.
www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/... | HT @conradhackett.bsky.social @pewresearch.org
…is happening almost entirely among girls, not boys.
At some point maybe men will start trying harder to understand that.
www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/... | HT @conradhackett.bsky.social @pewresearch.org
November 24, 2025 at 12:12 AM
The sharp decline in US teenagers’ aspiration to get married and have kids…
…is happening almost entirely among girls, not boys.
At some point maybe men will start trying harder to understand that.
www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/... | HT @conradhackett.bsky.social @pewresearch.org
…is happening almost entirely among girls, not boys.
At some point maybe men will start trying harder to understand that.
www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/... | HT @conradhackett.bsky.social @pewresearch.org
Re: last few RTs
I had a food delivery person steal my order today instead of delivering it. I’m strongly in the school of thought of “If you see someone stealing food, no you didn’t”, but also: I’m unemployed. Consider stealing food from a rich person or a corporation instead of me.
I had a food delivery person steal my order today instead of delivering it. I’m strongly in the school of thought of “If you see someone stealing food, no you didn’t”, but also: I’m unemployed. Consider stealing food from a rich person or a corporation instead of me.
November 24, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Re: last few RTs
I had a food delivery person steal my order today instead of delivering it. I’m strongly in the school of thought of “If you see someone stealing food, no you didn’t”, but also: I’m unemployed. Consider stealing food from a rich person or a corporation instead of me.
I had a food delivery person steal my order today instead of delivering it. I’m strongly in the school of thought of “If you see someone stealing food, no you didn’t”, but also: I’m unemployed. Consider stealing food from a rich person or a corporation instead of me.
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I have had it with the justifications. The weaponization of poverty, neurodiversity, mental illness, all of it.
if you follow me and are using my RTs of authors' books to pirate books (many who are financially struggling, I might add), then frankly fuck off.
if you follow me and are using my RTs of authors' books to pirate books (many who are financially struggling, I might add), then frankly fuck off.
November 24, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I have had it with the justifications. The weaponization of poverty, neurodiversity, mental illness, all of it.
if you follow me and are using my RTs of authors' books to pirate books (many who are financially struggling, I might add), then frankly fuck off.
if you follow me and are using my RTs of authors' books to pirate books (many who are financially struggling, I might add), then frankly fuck off.
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I did a thread a few weeks ago of "authors link your stuff" & one of my author friends who is one emergency away from being homeless had a massive spike in downloads on Anna's Archive from people *who follow me* complaining about how they are poor & should be allowed to steal from other poor people
November 24, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I did a thread a few weeks ago of "authors link your stuff" & one of my author friends who is one emergency away from being homeless had a massive spike in downloads on Anna's Archive from people *who follow me* complaining about how they are poor & should be allowed to steal from other poor people
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I posted a buy link here to "A Magical Inheritance" a few days ago, and 24 of you immediately went to Anna's Archives and fucking stole it from me.
Yes, stole it.
I do not get paid for your download there because YOU ARE STEALING FROM ME.
🖕
Yes, stole it.
I do not get paid for your download there because YOU ARE STEALING FROM ME.
🖕
November 24, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I posted a buy link here to "A Magical Inheritance" a few days ago, and 24 of you immediately went to Anna's Archives and fucking stole it from me.
Yes, stole it.
I do not get paid for your download there because YOU ARE STEALING FROM ME.
🖕
Yes, stole it.
I do not get paid for your download there because YOU ARE STEALING FROM ME.
🖕
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Do not steal books, I beg. Borrow from a library. Libraries lend e-books!
November 24, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Do not steal books, I beg. Borrow from a library. Libraries lend e-books!
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Pretty disgusting when people interpret history to mean I can’t murder unlimited children
November 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Pretty disgusting when people interpret history to mean I can’t murder unlimited children
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There is a certain sense of doom and anger that you feel when you’re boxing a bunch of food for toddlers and babies
Learning about how exhausted the local food banks and homeless services are. Not great!
Come on through!
November 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
There is a certain sense of doom and anger that you feel when you’re boxing a bunch of food for toddlers and babies
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you'd think the forced displacement of 10 million people from one of the oldest centres of civilisation in human history would get a little more news attention than beltway journalists writing essays on how Olivia Nuzzi is a genius because they want to bone her and you'd be wrong
'Iran’s capital must be moved because the country “no longer has a choice,” President Masoud Pezeshkian said on Thursday in remarks carried by state media, warning that severe ecological strain has made Tehran impossible to sustain'
#Iran 🇮🇷
#Iran 🇮🇷
Iran president says capital move now a necessity as water crisis deepens
Iran’s capital must be moved because the country “no longer has a choice,” President Masoud Pezeshkian said on Thursday in remarks carried by state media, warning that severe ecological strain has mad...
www.iranintl.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM
you'd think the forced displacement of 10 million people from one of the oldest centres of civilisation in human history would get a little more news attention than beltway journalists writing essays on how Olivia Nuzzi is a genius because they want to bone her and you'd be wrong
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women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
Olivia Nuzzi's 'American Canto': Read the Exclusive Excerpt
She flamed out and she faded away. 'Vanity Fair'’s West Coast Editor returns to the written word to survey scorched earth.
www.vanityfair.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
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Adobe users: it’s the most beautiful time of the year, where you can threaten to cancel your plan and get the price cut down from $59.99 to $29.99 for the next 12 months ✨
Manage plan-> cancel my plan -> continue and then you get this offer: (more)
Manage plan-> cancel my plan -> continue and then you get this offer: (more)
December 10, 2024 at 3:14 PM
Adobe users: it’s the most beautiful time of the year, where you can threaten to cancel your plan and get the price cut down from $59.99 to $29.99 for the next 12 months ✨
Manage plan-> cancel my plan -> continue and then you get this offer: (more)
Manage plan-> cancel my plan -> continue and then you get this offer: (more)
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Folks, Zohran Mamdani—smart guy, reminds me of a young me—you know what he said, I told him, “Zohran, I’m gonna do it, I’m gonna say the shahada,” and he said to me “Mr. President, you should say a third line confirming your belief in the wilayat of Ali,” should we do it folks? Should we say it?
November 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Folks, Zohran Mamdani—smart guy, reminds me of a young me—you know what he said, I told him, “Zohran, I’m gonna do it, I’m gonna say the shahada,” and he said to me “Mr. President, you should say a third line confirming your belief in the wilayat of Ali,” should we do it folks? Should we say it?
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When I read this Schlafly book for @inbedwiththeright.bsky.social and saw her saying how the Republicans were just imitating the Democrats instead of advancing their own vision, I was like well … what does this remind me of …
not to sound like a goldwaterite, but voters want a choice and not an echo.
November 18, 2025 at 3:16 PM
When I read this Schlafly book for @inbedwiththeright.bsky.social and saw her saying how the Republicans were just imitating the Democrats instead of advancing their own vision, I was like well … what does this remind me of …
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1) @washingtonpost.com reported Thursday on a controversial policy downgrading how nooses and swastikas are labeled in the Coast Guard.
2) Admin officials attacked The Post, falsely alleging the reporting of "fake crap."
3) The CG said it would review policy language.
4) The CG reversed course.
2) Admin officials attacked The Post, falsely alleging the reporting of "fake crap."
3) The CG said it would review policy language.
4) The CG reversed course.
November 21, 2025 at 1:30 PM
1) @washingtonpost.com reported Thursday on a controversial policy downgrading how nooses and swastikas are labeled in the Coast Guard.
2) Admin officials attacked The Post, falsely alleging the reporting of "fake crap."
3) The CG said it would review policy language.
4) The CG reversed course.
2) Admin officials attacked The Post, falsely alleging the reporting of "fake crap."
3) The CG said it would review policy language.
4) The CG reversed course.
I have two interviews (one with a real person and one where I am answering questions on video to no one) in the next three days, wish me luck, I would love to have a job before end of year
November 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I have two interviews (one with a real person and one where I am answering questions on video to no one) in the next three days, wish me luck, I would love to have a job before end of year