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Gonna start my platinum thread, listing out my platinums in order with a difficulty rating and a brief blurb
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Nine years ago, the Comedy Bang! Bang! TV show aired its final episode!

www.avclub.com/hold-onto-yo...
Hold onto your hats: Comedy Bang! Bang! is no more
Hold onto your hats: Comedy Bang! Bang! is no more
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December 3, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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December 3, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I gotta make some enemies so we can test Zeldin's hypothesis
Zeldin: "He is willing to take a bullet for all of you tuning in at home ... I'm grateful this holiday season for you"
December 2, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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My mom was watching The Final Sacrifice the other day, her favorite MST3K, and it suddenly dawned on me why Luigi's court outfit felt so familiar.
December 2, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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The essay reads like the letter Mac wrote to Chase Utley in its always sunny. She didn’t even cite the Bible. There are *zero* connections between demons and gender in scripture. If your essay boils down to just saying “nu uh” then insulting a group of people, you deserve to fail. Shut the fuck up
December 1, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Pizza Chef is the best new character of 2025 and it’s not even close.
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Hi. I like MGS2. I know, a groundbreaking opinion.
youtu.be/7Dzjg1Os1zM
Metal Gear Solid 2 Is Peak | Stream Highlight | Pulp Fictionally
YouTube video by Pulp Fictionally
youtu.be
December 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Metal Gear Solid 2 solidified (lol) itself as great for me when this happened.
December 1, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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I think of this image every thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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the news is like "He was apparently a strong and trusted commander in his anti-taliban death squad" bro he was 16. like yeah I'm sure the 12 year olds under his command thought he was really cool but can you guys maybe focus on the fact that the CIA was creating Metal Gear Solid protagonists?
November 28, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING GAMERS
I posted a MGS video for the occasion!
youtu.be/zh_ZN-ENGF4
Stealthing Badly In Metal Gear Solid | Pulp Fictionally
YouTube video by Pulp Fictionally
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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I just find this really sad. Imagine being so certain that you need slop machines to do your work, that you convince yourself that EVERYBODY must need them.
November 27, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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I wish it didn’t feel so unusual and inspiring to see a leader treating everyone like they matter and saying that we have a responsibility to help each other
Combatting poverty and hunger in this city will take every single one of us. Myself included.
November 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich

ME: oh dang that sounds so good

DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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So many men go through life like that. You can play poker because it's right-coded, you can't enjoy fruity alcoholic drinks because they're women-coded, you can't lick an ice cream cone because it's gay-coded. All day, every day, choosing and judging things based on coding for narrow norms.
November 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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can we talk about how beautiful she is
November 26, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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When you are smiling because you know you found just the right stick for the nest and your partner will be SO happy!

#LakeCasitas #BaldEagles #Birds #Nature #Photography
November 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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"you have not played the game unless you've played the game" is one of my more annoying but unshakable opinions
the whole "don't play the game, just watch a video on youtube that will explain its story to you" is so disheartening because the issue of accessibility is genuinely really important but it's always just people who want to be spoon-fed nicely quantifiable information
November 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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this is your regular reminder that not only will the AI bubble pop at some point, it will take Elon Musk with it
November 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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so if i understand this correctly, gaines has made her career by publicly calling trans athletes predators and threats to women while completely failing to ever mention even once that her mentor/college swimming coach was sexually assaulting and harassing women on the team while she was there?
Riley Gaines climbed the MAGA ladder by vilifying trans women in sports. Now, teammates are speaking out about the real problems on her team: abusive coaching, sexual harassment, eating disorders. ow.ly/o3wq50XuCzp
How right-wing superstar Riley Gaines built an anti-trans empire
The swimmer tied a trans woman for fifth. The MAGA industrial complex took care of the rest.
ow.ly
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Since my Twitch Affiliate Anniversary is this week, we're starting The Wolf Among Us right now!! Come join us! #Twitch #WolfAmongUs twitch.tv/forceghostleia
ForceGhostLeia - Twitch
Affiliversary week starts now!! 🎉✨ | !may !theforce !hope
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November 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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happy whatever the fuck day it is
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM