Tim Bevilacqua
@bevilacqua-t.bsky.social
Dad, Husband, Son, Brother, Coach, Cyclist, and WFH ServiceNow Developer ... in that order. Go Bills.
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Remember when they refused to allow Oscar Pistorius to run with able athletes because they suspected that his prosthetic legs gave him an "unfair advantage" ?
(Even if his PB was barely enough to qualify in a Olympics event)
(Even if his PB was barely enough to qualify in a Olympics event)
I remember people talking about elective amputation to get the spring loaded, featherweight prosthetic. ( moral hazard 🤣)
And that is the level of stupidity that is needed to think straight boys will gender swap to gain an advantage in girls' athletics.
And that is the level of stupidity that is needed to think straight boys will gender swap to gain an advantage in girls' athletics.
Bills should have never let him leave. Not for his WR skills, but just for the swagger he brought to the lock room.
( Having Diggs draw all the attention makes your WR2 & WR3 look better )
( Having Diggs draw all the attention makes your WR2 & WR3 look better )
Patriots WR Mack Hollins is enjoying the warm weather in Foxborough today
December 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Bills should have never let him leave. Not for his WR skills, but just for the swagger he brought to the lock room.
( Having Diggs draw all the attention makes your WR2 & WR3 look better )
( Having Diggs draw all the attention makes your WR2 & WR3 look better )
Walking into 2026:
December 14, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Walking into 2026:
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i put the pro in procrastinating.
eventually
eventually
December 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM
i put the pro in procrastinating.
eventually
eventually
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I think about the NextDoor post that lamented how a beloved local restaurant that had been in the community for decades was going out of business... and how the person loved it because there were never lines and you could always find parking right near the door. 🤔🤔🤔
December 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I think about the NextDoor post that lamented how a beloved local restaurant that had been in the community for decades was going out of business... and how the person loved it because there were never lines and you could always find parking right near the door. 🤔🤔🤔
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Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
December 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
Cheap lodging, 53% chance of a White Christmas, and a questionable drinking culture? Come to Buffalo!
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The Buffalo, NY Tom & Jerry Trail
Check off a visit to each of these Buffalo pubs, bars and restaurants to see what makes the Tom and Jerry, a traditional Christmastime cocktail, shine.
visitbuffalo.com
December 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Cheap lodging, 53% chance of a White Christmas, and a questionable drinking culture? Come to Buffalo!
visitbuffalo.com/tom-jerry-to...
visitbuffalo.com/tom-jerry-to...
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They voted for Trump due to his “no tax on tips” pledge. Now, with family members deported and health insurance out of reach, they regret their votes. Still, they say they wouldn’t hesitate to give Trump an illegal third term if he promises no taxes on sports betting parlays.
December 13, 2025 at 1:29 PM
They voted for Trump due to his “no tax on tips” pledge. Now, with family members deported and health insurance out of reach, they regret their votes. Still, they say they wouldn’t hesitate to give Trump an illegal third term if he promises no taxes on sports betting parlays.
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It's almost like the concept of due process requires divided government.
For those who don’t know, sua sponte means the court acted on its own initiative, not at the request of any of the parties, and without notice and a hearing. Which is, ofc, nonsense bc the judge was obviously ordered to do so by the WH/DOJ.
December 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
It's almost like the concept of due process requires divided government.
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2 things.
1.
Meth absolutely should play Bishop in the XMen involved marvel movies. Seems like a good fit.
1.
Meth absolutely should play Bishop in the XMen involved marvel movies. Seems like a good fit.
December 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
2 things.
1.
Meth absolutely should play Bishop in the XMen involved marvel movies. Seems like a good fit.
1.
Meth absolutely should play Bishop in the XMen involved marvel movies. Seems like a good fit.
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
Now we see why our houses divided. #drinkwater
Non zero chance we see an anthropomorphic pop tart wipe its ass with a copy of the Play Like a Champion Today sign in a few weeks
December 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Now we see why our houses divided. #drinkwater
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The Roberts Court is a weapon forged against the Constitution as written and amended, especially but not exclusively the Reconstruction Amendments, and either the amendments are legitimate or the court is but they both can't be. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/u...
Supreme Court Agrees to Review Trump Order Restricting Birthright Citizenship
www.nytimes.com
December 5, 2025 at 7:37 PM
The Roberts Court is a weapon forged against the Constitution as written and amended, especially but not exclusively the Reconstruction Amendments, and either the amendments are legitimate or the court is but they both can't be. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/u...
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We don't need massive SCOTUS reform in the abstract. Fixed terms, some small things. But the problem isn't the Court. It's the justices. These six people are so bad, such enemies of the Constitution, they must be removed or otherwise disempowered even if it means things I'd generally rather not do.
December 8, 2025 at 9:26 PM
We don't need massive SCOTUS reform in the abstract. Fixed terms, some small things. But the problem isn't the Court. It's the justices. These six people are so bad, such enemies of the Constitution, they must be removed or otherwise disempowered even if it means things I'd generally rather not do.
T9 predictive typing on a Nokia.
I used to work as a projectionist and could do reel changeovers on rare archive prints
What skill did you master that you will never, ever use again?
Summer of '95 I had a job assembling single-use film cameras, which I did enough that I can still perform the actions. I don't think they even sell them anymore, but even if they do I'm certainly never going to be making them again!
Summer of '95 I had a job assembling single-use film cameras, which I did enough that I can still perform the actions. I don't think they even sell them anymore, but even if they do I'm certainly never going to be making them again!
December 8, 2025 at 12:57 PM
T9 predictive typing on a Nokia.
Maybe Likely should hold the ball against his chest.
December 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Maybe Likely should hold the ball against his chest.
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Alright, Josh, we need you to score on every drive and maybe also play defense lmao
December 7, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Alright, Josh, we need you to score on every drive and maybe also play defense lmao
How is this a 2025 headline?
"How a Cryptocurrency Helps Criminals Launder Money and Evade Sanctions"
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/07/t...
"How a Cryptocurrency Helps Criminals Launder Money and Evade Sanctions"
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/07/t...
a man in a suit and tie is laying on the ground in a park with his arms outstretched .
Alt: Doc watching the DeLorean vanish in a bust of light and flames.
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 2:07 PM
How is this a 2025 headline?
"How a Cryptocurrency Helps Criminals Launder Money and Evade Sanctions"
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/07/t...
"How a Cryptocurrency Helps Criminals Launder Money and Evade Sanctions"
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/07/t...
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Boomers: It just sucks so much that everyone gets participation trophies now, you used to have to show real merit to get an award
Also Boomers:
Also Boomers:
December 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Boomers: It just sucks so much that everyone gets participation trophies now, you used to have to show real merit to get an award
Also Boomers:
Also Boomers:
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I may not be popular online, but offline I'm also not popular
November 11, 2024 at 8:25 PM
I may not be popular online, but offline I'm also not popular
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Grimes used to come to my club nights in Vancouver, and one time a guy who didn't know who she was saw her dancing like an attention starved, crystal-gripping idiot, and he said to me "That's the kind of chick who would take a shit on your chest if you asked."
genuinely baffling to me that you can talk to any “anti-woke” person and not understand their goals. how can you be tricked by them! genuinely mind boggling, average american brain
February 2, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Grimes used to come to my club nights in Vancouver, and one time a guy who didn't know who she was saw her dancing like an attention starved, crystal-gripping idiot, and he said to me "That's the kind of chick who would take a shit on your chest if you asked."
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Conceived to the sweet rhythms of Hot In Herre.
December 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Conceived to the sweet rhythms of Hot In Herre.
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Bodacious Ignatius will make a fortune in NIL at any of the Loyola’s, doesn’t matter what sport.
December 3, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Bodacious Ignatius will make a fortune in NIL at any of the Loyola’s, doesn’t matter what sport.
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BODACIOUS IGNATIUS
December 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
BODACIOUS IGNATIUS
I remember people talking about elective amputation to get the spring loaded, featherweight prosthetic. ( moral hazard 🤣)
And that is the level of stupidity that is needed to think straight boys will gender swap to gain an advantage in girls' athletics.
And that is the level of stupidity that is needed to think straight boys will gender swap to gain an advantage in girls' athletics.
Remember when they refused to allow Oscar Pistorius to run with able athletes because they suspected that his prosthetic legs gave him an "unfair advantage" ?
(Even if his PB was barely enough to qualify in a Olympics event)
(Even if his PB was barely enough to qualify in a Olympics event)
December 2, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I remember people talking about elective amputation to get the spring loaded, featherweight prosthetic. ( moral hazard 🤣)
And that is the level of stupidity that is needed to think straight boys will gender swap to gain an advantage in girls' athletics.
And that is the level of stupidity that is needed to think straight boys will gender swap to gain an advantage in girls' athletics.