Matt Bryant aka Uncle Boom
@uncleboom.bsky.social
Building stuff, obsessing about football. Petting cats. Played in a cool band.
Treasonous about sums it up.
It sure would be nice if the Premier of Alberta would call out this treasonous behaviour by one of her own party members for what it is.
December 16, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Treasonous about sums it up.
"Not only is the CEO a Nazi, the cars also suck shit!"
please take a moment to appreciate Tesla's epic accomplishment of coming dead last in the auto industry in reliability, despite making relatively expensive cars with a tiny fraction of the moving parts
www.consumerreports.org/cars/which-b...
www.consumerreports.org/cars/which-b...
December 15, 2025 at 8:26 PM
"Not only is the CEO a Nazi, the cars also suck shit!"
"Hey Siri, can you show me the concept of cognitive dissonance in tweet form?"
December 15, 2025 at 4:44 PM
"Hey Siri, can you show me the concept of cognitive dissonance in tweet form?"
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"Papers!"
"Here they are."
"Bah, you could have printed these anywhere!"
In case you needed a little Kafka with your Orwell.
"Here they are."
"Bah, you could have printed these anywhere!"
In case you needed a little Kafka with your Orwell.
Add to this that HSI just filed a declaration in our case challenging these policies saying they can’t trust REAL IDs as proof of status.
So showing your papers isn’t even enough to end the stop.
So showing your papers isn’t even enough to end the stop.
December 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
"Papers!"
"Here they are."
"Bah, you could have printed these anywhere!"
In case you needed a little Kafka with your Orwell.
"Here they are."
"Bah, you could have printed these anywhere!"
In case you needed a little Kafka with your Orwell.
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A shakedown too transparent for Johnny Sack.
One of the most blatantly authoritarian threats in a Trump term full of them
December 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
A shakedown too transparent for Johnny Sack.
I'm probably not the right musician for the job, but "Getting 'Dat Poosay" is a fucking hit just waiting to happen.
December 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I'm probably not the right musician for the job, but "Getting 'Dat Poosay" is a fucking hit just waiting to happen.
We know this isn’t true because if the EU was Nazi-like, Musk wouldn’t be fighting it. He’d be saluting it.
The EU was created in by people who lived through WWII and saw political and economic integration as a means to bringing peace and stability to the continent.
It is being opposed by Putin, Musk and the others who support Neo Nazis in Europe.
It is being opposed by Putin, Musk and the others who support Neo Nazis in Europe.
December 8, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Sounded like a vocalised Funk 49 riff from you @conororr.bsky.social when Hanzus cut Graver off to pivot to your Dolphins in the Quad Box.
December 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Sounded like a vocalised Funk 49 riff from you @conororr.bsky.social when Hanzus cut Graver off to pivot to your Dolphins in the Quad Box.
Bourbon, brownest of the brown liquors.
Hegseth: Actually, I said "Kill them all? No, survivors!"
December 4, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Bourbon, brownest of the brown liquors.
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jesus christ; he didn't have "reasonable concerns." He was literally impeached for trying to get Ukraine to smear Biden! what the fucking fuck?!
Donald Trump had reasonable concerns about how Joe Biden’s relatives enriched themselves through his service. Yet his own family is making the “Biden crime family” look small-time
How Donald Trump is turning into Joe Biden
It’s about more than denying inflation
econ.st
December 2, 2025 at 5:42 AM
jesus christ; he didn't have "reasonable concerns." He was literally impeached for trying to get Ukraine to smear Biden! what the fucking fuck?!
"Yes, I did intend to commit these war crimes" is certainly a bold war crimes defense.
2/ "The policy ... was changed because Hegseth knows he can’t justify killing boat operators who survive attacks."
‘We Intended the Strike to Be Lethal’ Is Not a Defense | National Review
The laws of war, incorporated in the federal war crimes statute, prohibit the killing of people who have been rendered hors de combat.
www.nationalreview.com
November 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
"Yes, I did intend to commit these war crimes" is certainly a bold war crimes defense.
Hahaha. Where's that epic Grimes post of yours @sunshinesucks.bsky.social ?
this is by far the least cool anyone has ever made doing drugs look
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
November 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Hahaha. Where's that epic Grimes post of yours @sunshinesucks.bsky.social ?
One of many incredible SCTV gags.
My dad (who plays bass on the original) thought this was about the highest form of flattery possible.
My dad (who plays bass on the original) thought this was about the highest form of flattery possible.
November 28, 2025 at 6:10 AM
One of many incredible SCTV gags.
My dad (who plays bass on the original) thought this was about the highest form of flattery possible.
My dad (who plays bass on the original) thought this was about the highest form of flattery possible.
It took a while, but George Lincoln Rockwell and his gang eventually seized the White House.
This is unhinged, unadulterated white nationalism that is so off-the-charts fascist not even David Duke would have said that in public.
Trump: “I will permanently pause migration from all Third World Countries … denaturalize migrants who undermine domestic tranquility, and deport any Foreign National who is a public charge, security risk, or non-compatible with Western Civilization.“
November 28, 2025 at 6:08 AM
It took a while, but George Lincoln Rockwell and his gang eventually seized the White House.
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This is my fave misquote of the day:
November 27, 2025 at 5:43 AM
This is my fave misquote of the day:
Dig up the original 3rd act from Orson Welles "Magnificent Ambersons" and force Hollywood to put it back together, of course.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Dig up the original 3rd act from Orson Welles "Magnificent Ambersons" and force Hollywood to put it back together, of course.
As Gore Vidal wisely quipped about America:
"Socialism for the rich, rugged individualism for the poor."
"Socialism for the rich, rugged individualism for the poor."
You have to keep giving money to avoid collapse and if there’s collapse you have to give more money. It’s called the free market.
November 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
As Gore Vidal wisely quipped about America:
"Socialism for the rich, rugged individualism for the poor."
"Socialism for the rich, rugged individualism for the poor."
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"Russiagate" also, you know...happened! There's a whole damn Special Counsel's report on the sordid affair.
Man notorious for fucking teenagers in Russia thinks the Epstein scandal is overblown.
Ok Matt Taibbi has posted.
November 20, 2025 at 4:56 AM
"Russiagate" also, you know...happened! There's a whole damn Special Counsel's report on the sordid affair.
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Thrilled to announce I'm teaming up with Nvidia to create a basket big enough to fit all of humanity's eggs in it
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Thrilled to announce I'm teaming up with Nvidia to create a basket big enough to fit all of humanity's eggs in it
I hope the precedent here isn't that all 600 folks targeted have to be on every podcast imaginable and turn into insufferable assholes, too.
The “canceled people” database listing victims of cancel culture, which includes oft-repeated cases such as Bret Weinstein (Evergreen State College) and James Damore (Google), has a little over 200 entries across 18 years.
canceledpeople.org
canceledpeople.org
New: Reuters has tallied job losses, suspensions and investigations stemming from the reaction to Charlie Kirk's Sept. 10 assassination. Its findings: More than 600 Americans have been punished, and the figure is likely to be an under-count.
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
November 19, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I hope the precedent here isn't that all 600 folks targeted have to be on every podcast imaginable and turn into insufferable assholes, too.
Hahaha holy shit!
oh my god you have to read this until the end www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
Part 1: How I Found Out
Olivia had just returned from a reporting trip—at least that’s what she told me it was—and her Herschel backpack, the one with the flap that never quite closed properly, was tossed beside our bed, its...
www.telos.news
November 18, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Hahaha holy shit!