B.J.
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Masters (MA) Student | Perpetually Hungry | Consistently Broke | Beyoncé |
Stefon Diggs
ernie from sesame street is wearing a striped shirt and gloves and making a funny face .
ALT: ernie from sesame street is wearing a striped shirt and gloves and making a funny face .
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December 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Stefon Diggs
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So back then you thought Moonlight was overrated™️ and Parasite was overrated™️ and Everything Everywhere all at Once was overrated™️…and now Sinners is also overrated™️ too? Oh.
December 29, 2025 at 11:33 PM
So back then you thought Moonlight was overrated™️ and Parasite was overrated™️ and Everything Everywhere all at Once was overrated™️…and now Sinners is also overrated™️ too? Oh.
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We didn't even have Dick for that long.
I just heard on the radio that Ryan Seacrest’s Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve is gonna air from 8pm to 4am New Year’s Eve.
8 hours of Ryan Seacrest is about 12 hours too many.
8 hours of Ryan Seacrest is about 12 hours too many.
December 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
We didn't even have Dick for that long.
I’ve been off of work for so long, I don’t think I remember how to do my job.
December 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I’ve been off of work for so long, I don’t think I remember how to do my job.
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You could tell by the Grinch’s stance that he was gonna hit that hoe, and that hoe he hit
Seeing these videos on TikTok of this Black man named Nick Darnell playing The Grinch at Universal Studios got me hollering! He be acting a FOOL in that costume! 😂😂😂
December 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
You could tell by the Grinch’s stance that he was gonna hit that hoe, and that hoe he hit
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Think about something else.
Just thinking... we give so much attention (as we should!) to the victims of state violence, ie, people sent to CECOT.
But, we give little consideration to the psychic violence suffered by those tasked with carrying out the physical violence.
Yes, they "chose" those jobs. But...
But, we give little consideration to the psychic violence suffered by those tasked with carrying out the physical violence.
Yes, they "chose" those jobs. But...
December 28, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Think about something else.
Had I known my parents had bought a brand new washer AND dryer, I would’ve brought all of my laundry home. SMH.
December 27, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Had I known my parents had bought a brand new washer AND dryer, I would’ve brought all of my laundry home. SMH.
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I was fully ready to protest if he didn’t win the Emmy for this. I was watching at home shaking in my boots.
Do not play with me because THIS WAS THEE SCENE! You really had to be there. WOW.
December 27, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I was fully ready to protest if he didn’t win the Emmy for this. I was watching at home shaking in my boots.
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This post is calling me out
December 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
This post is calling me out
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We got the weight warden over here
Don't be the January new year gym person
December 26, 2025 at 2:37 PM
We got the weight warden over here
I still remember back in high school when one of my teammates snuck a bottle of this on the bus before an away game. After the game, he drunk half the bottle during the 20 minute drive back to the gym. He was drunk by the time we left the gym.
December 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I still remember back in high school when one of my teammates snuck a bottle of this on the bus before an away game. After the game, he drunk half the bottle during the 20 minute drive back to the gym. He was drunk by the time we left the gym.
Wait do you mean we bombed Nigeria!?? ON CHRISTMAS?!?!?!?!!?
December 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Wait do you mean we bombed Nigeria!?? ON CHRISTMAS?!?!?!?!!?
It’s time for me to go the fuck home. My dad has the heater on and it’s only 65 degrees outside.
December 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
It’s time for me to go the fuck home. My dad has the heater on and it’s only 65 degrees outside.
“Are these regular meatballs or vegan meatballs because sometimes yall be sometime-y with the food.”
December 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
“Are these regular meatballs or vegan meatballs because sometimes yall be sometime-y with the food.”
I feel like I got hit by a truck
December 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I feel like I got hit by a truck
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I know I’m gay af because are male butts really supposed to appeal to me this much??? (Black ones, specifically)
December 25, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I know I’m gay af because are male butts really supposed to appeal to me this much??? (Black ones, specifically)
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Merry Christmas to all those who celebrate. 😌🥃
"MERRY CHRISTMAS, NUGGAH!"
"MERRY CHRISTMAS, NUGGAH!"
December 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Merry Christmas to all those who celebrate. 😌🥃
"MERRY CHRISTMAS, NUGGAH!"
"MERRY CHRISTMAS, NUGGAH!"
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CashApp Rocky is who that man is now. Salute to Mom
Mom: Does CashApp have his own money?
Me: Who?
Mom: What’s Rihanna’s boyfriend’s name?
Me: *laughs uncontrollably*
Me: Who?
Mom: What’s Rihanna’s boyfriend’s name?
Me: *laughs uncontrollably*
December 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
CashApp Rocky is who that man is now. Salute to Mom
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It’s people with 5 kids in real life doing AI prompts to see what their kids would look like if they had kids
I fear there's no saving Facebook from AI. Everybody I went to school with is posting AI pictures of themselves.
YOU AIN'T NEVER LOOK LIKE THAT!
YOU AIN'T NEVER LOOK LIKE THAT!
December 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
It’s people with 5 kids in real life doing AI prompts to see what their kids would look like if they had kids
Okay, Swiss Navy I was unfamiliar with your game
December 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Okay, Swiss Navy I was unfamiliar with your game
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This my favorite TT ever.
December 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
This my favorite TT ever.
Uh oh. Something ain’t right.
December 24, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Uh oh. Something ain’t right.
I remember a few years ago when they had some people going door to door with their posters promoting their little show. One of the supervisors told them that they couldn’t post their poster on the door of the building.
They did it anyway. I was the one that took it down and put it in the trash.
They did it anyway. I was the one that took it down and put it in the trash.
December 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I remember a few years ago when they had some people going door to door with their posters promoting their little show. One of the supervisors told them that they couldn’t post their poster on the door of the building.
They did it anyway. I was the one that took it down and put it in the trash.
They did it anyway. I was the one that took it down and put it in the trash.
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"Allegedly" it's a cult and the performance is part of the recruiting mechanism.
www.newyorker.com/culture/cult...
www.newyorker.com/culture/cult...
December 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
"Allegedly" it's a cult and the performance is part of the recruiting mechanism.
www.newyorker.com/culture/cult...
www.newyorker.com/culture/cult...
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“Where My Background Singers?!” Is Peak Black Holiday Camp
This Christmas, Jay Ray and DJ Sir Daniel revisit the infamous and delicious performance of 'This Christmas' from the 1996 National Christmas Tree Lighting Ceremony.
This Christmas, Jay Ray and DJ Sir Daniel revisit the infamous and delicious performance of 'This Christmas' from the 1996 National Christmas Tree Lighting Ceremony.
“Where My Background Singers?!” Is Peak Black Holiday Camp
This Christmas, Jay Ray and DJ Sir Daniel revisit the infamous and delicious performance of 'This Christmas' from the 1996 National Christmas Tree Lighting Ceremony.
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December 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
“Where My Background Singers?!” Is Peak Black Holiday Camp
This Christmas, Jay Ray and DJ Sir Daniel revisit the infamous and delicious performance of 'This Christmas' from the 1996 National Christmas Tree Lighting Ceremony.
This Christmas, Jay Ray and DJ Sir Daniel revisit the infamous and delicious performance of 'This Christmas' from the 1996 National Christmas Tree Lighting Ceremony.