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Idk if this is the quintessential Onion headline but I've thought of this at least once a week for almost a decade
December 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Hard to decide who I would prefer be fired into the Sun between Georgia Tech's offensive coordinator and defensive coordinator
November 23, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it.

All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.

Tanks
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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HBD Kurt Vonnegut, one of the best Americans ever. His Uncle Alex story is one of my absolute faves. Real hard these days to enjoy the lemonade but we really gotta try hard to keep our spirits up to fight these bastards.
November 11, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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The whole of the internet is now run on the things that would have not made it past your email junk filter 20 years ago.
Meta earns $3.5 billion every six months from showing Faceboon and Instagram users 15 billion “higher legal risk” scam ad impressions a day, internal documents state.

That haul vastly exceeds how much the company expects regulators
To fine it for running scam ads.

www.reuters.com/investigatio...
www.reuters.com
November 6, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off
October 31, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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October 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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this rocks. when indiana edu killed the student newspaper, Purdue stepped up, printed the forbidden issue, drove it to Bloomington and stocked the boxes.
October 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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We unlocked each new level of Internet by playing through the game. These kids are getting access to all the bosses and weapons from the start and they don’t have enough XP to handle it
February 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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*watching innocent people rapidly acquire the cursed knowledge that has driven me to madness* oh no
September 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13
The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up
September 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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This is going to sound dumb, but sports is maybe supposed to be consumed this way? Porno sax gave way to Sports Shouting and in retrospect the former was clearly keeping the fabric of society together.
Rich Eisen gets the classic SportsCenter intro for his return to the host chair
August 20, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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I got a flu booster today and it made me reflect on the sense of national accomplishment I felt when I drove to a public facility, waited in my car until my number was called on an app, and got my first covid jab. It's fucked the right gets to erase what a moment of technological liberation that was
August 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Judging by the early exchange rate, OKC can commit about five fouls before getting called for one
June 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Myles Turner had Chet Holmgren in hell on this possession
June 12, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Today’s news has me once again thinking about the time Mike Love was driven half mad by someone in the audience eating nachos.
June 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Haliburton, as called in:

Brazil, France, Iceland, U.S. (in Spanish), Albania, U.S. (ESPN Radio), Indianapolis, Oklahoma City, the Netherlands, Türkiye, Canada, and Croatia:
June 6, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Oklahoma schools going to force kids to learn that the 2020 election and Game 1 of the ‘25 Finals were stolen.
June 6, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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once again I must tap my own sign
June 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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good morning. i’ve watched this pass 28 times already.
June 2, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Just a little Hoosier hospitality to let the Knicks win a game. Don't want their family to be embarrassed. Ask the Cavs.
May 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Yes 'Cerssssss
May 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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This Memorial Day Weekend, the goal is to grill without eating metal spikes.
May 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM