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No man is a failure who has friends.
ICE delenda est
ICE delenda est
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this is cold as fuck
January 14, 2026 at 4:04 AM
this is cold as fuck
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Presumably you saw this going around
January 14, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Presumably you saw this going around
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being American , in verse
January 14, 2026 at 5:15 PM
being American , in verse
Don’t know if I’ve ever felt more patriotic than I did this morning following a procession of Buddhist monks down the street of West Columbia, SC as a mariachi band played them on from the sidewalk.
There’s still good left in this world, Mr Frodo, and it’s worth fighting for.
There’s still good left in this world, Mr Frodo, and it’s worth fighting for.
January 10, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Don’t know if I’ve ever felt more patriotic than I did this morning following a procession of Buddhist monks down the street of West Columbia, SC as a mariachi band played them on from the sidewalk.
There’s still good left in this world, Mr Frodo, and it’s worth fighting for.
There’s still good left in this world, Mr Frodo, and it’s worth fighting for.
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BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
January 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social after watching us lose to both Alabama and A&M this year, blowing a lead slowly is so much worse
January 7, 2026 at 1:16 PM
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social after watching us lose to both Alabama and A&M this year, blowing a lead slowly is so much worse
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jeremy strong in the springsteen movie looks like they made an oscar bait minions adaptation
December 27, 2025 at 6:50 AM
jeremy strong in the springsteen movie looks like they made an oscar bait minions adaptation
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“Spirit,” said Scrooge, with an interest he had never felt before,
“tell me if Tiny Tim will live.”
“I see a vacant seat,” replied the Ghost, “in the poor chimneycorner, and a crutch without an owner, carefully preserved. Like, twenty minutes from now. This kid is getting fucked UP.”
“tell me if Tiny Tim will live.”
“I see a vacant seat,” replied the Ghost, “in the poor chimneycorner, and a crutch without an owner, carefully preserved. Like, twenty minutes from now. This kid is getting fucked UP.”
December 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
“Spirit,” said Scrooge, with an interest he had never felt before,
“tell me if Tiny Tim will live.”
“I see a vacant seat,” replied the Ghost, “in the poor chimneycorner, and a crutch without an owner, carefully preserved. Like, twenty minutes from now. This kid is getting fucked UP.”
“tell me if Tiny Tim will live.”
“I see a vacant seat,” replied the Ghost, “in the poor chimneycorner, and a crutch without an owner, carefully preserved. Like, twenty minutes from now. This kid is getting fucked UP.”
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obviously not the major driver of his health concerns but it is very funny to read A Christmas Carol as an adult and realize that when tiny tim first says "God bless us, every one!" he's a severely malnourished child and they've given him a cup of hot gin
December 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
obviously not the major driver of his health concerns but it is very funny to read A Christmas Carol as an adult and realize that when tiny tim first says "God bless us, every one!" he's a severely malnourished child and they've given him a cup of hot gin
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Today, on Heat Death! @saulelbein.bsky.social gives the fossil fuel industry and its underworld kings a bracing dose of that old-time religion.
The Sermon Under The Mount
A prophecy for a burning world
heat-death.ghost.io
December 11, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Today, on Heat Death! @saulelbein.bsky.social gives the fossil fuel industry and its underworld kings a bracing dose of that old-time religion.
The Nutcracker gotta be the original story about someone who told their uncle they liked something ONE time and now it’s all they get for Christmas
December 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM
The Nutcracker gotta be the original story about someone who told their uncle they liked something ONE time and now it’s all they get for Christmas
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It should go without saying, but the Jesus Christ of the Bible (Lord and Savior of the Christian faith) would not bomb a boat because maybe there are drugs on board and then if there were survivors clinging to the wreckage, bomb them again until they died.
December 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
It should go without saying, but the Jesus Christ of the Bible (Lord and Savior of the Christian faith) would not bomb a boat because maybe there are drugs on board and then if there were survivors clinging to the wreckage, bomb them again until they died.
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This so perfectly sums up the insane cruelty of the moment:
A Trump supporter cheering the missile strikes on Caribbean boats and the killing of survivors, because she thinks this is what Jesus would have done.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/06/u...
A Trump supporter cheering the missile strikes on Caribbean boats and the killing of survivors, because she thinks this is what Jesus would have done.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/06/u...
6 Republican Voters on U.S. Strikes on Boats Suspected of Smuggling Drugs
www.nytimes.com
December 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
This so perfectly sums up the insane cruelty of the moment:
A Trump supporter cheering the missile strikes on Caribbean boats and the killing of survivors, because she thinks this is what Jesus would have done.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/06/u...
A Trump supporter cheering the missile strikes on Caribbean boats and the killing of survivors, because she thinks this is what Jesus would have done.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/06/u...
“Occasionally, a hern for when the bird play was in Baltimore. Obviously, I was her. When we got really wild, even he. But I never loved him as much as when, for one sanguine, ebullient day, I became e.”
“I became both heroine and heroin to him. And sometimes, a heron, for when we did bird play.”
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December 4, 2025 at 9:02 PM
“Occasionally, a hern for when the bird play was in Baltimore. Obviously, I was her. When we got really wild, even he. But I never loved him as much as when, for one sanguine, ebullient day, I became e.”
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when I scoop to your burn deck on turn 3 it is because your aesthetics bore me. when you scoop to my blue deck on turn 4 because I've milled you for half your deck you are a poor sport
November 29, 2025 at 4:18 AM
when I scoop to your burn deck on turn 3 it is because your aesthetics bore me. when you scoop to my blue deck on turn 4 because I've milled you for half your deck you are a poor sport
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osgiliath is the kind of dense, wadable urbanism that's illegal in most american cities
November 23, 2025 at 12:52 AM
osgiliath is the kind of dense, wadable urbanism that's illegal in most american cities
Rory after 10 minutes of reading this website
November 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Rory after 10 minutes of reading this website
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Remember: the only way to save New York City from Donald Trump’s wrath is electing Andrew Cuomo.
November 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Remember: the only way to save New York City from Donald Trump’s wrath is electing Andrew Cuomo.
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Only Mamdani could go to Trumpworld
November 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Only Mamdani could go to Trumpworld
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ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
November 2, 2025 at 12:23 PM
ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
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"no predestination debates during rehearsal" rule is some REAL shit, I just felt a gale of cold wind run through me
Yeah my homeschool group was pretty sharply divided between ARP and SBC. Absolutely hilarious bit of lore is the no-predestination-debates rule during the theater group rehearsals.
All that just to say there’s a healthy Reformed Guilt wing to fundamentalism too! It’s not all the weird chauvinism.
All that just to say there’s a healthy Reformed Guilt wing to fundamentalism too! It’s not all the weird chauvinism.
November 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
"no predestination debates during rehearsal" rule is some REAL shit, I just felt a gale of cold wind run through me
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The Department of Unsubtle Metaphors continues to exceed expectations
President Trump walking past the flag at the Whitehouse which has fallen to the ground
November 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
The Department of Unsubtle Metaphors continues to exceed expectations
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You: omg South Carolina is doing things
Me, consulting the ancient texts: …for now
Me, consulting the ancient texts: …for now
November 15, 2025 at 5:37 PM
You: omg South Carolina is doing things
Me, consulting the ancient texts: …for now
Me, consulting the ancient texts: …for now
Many are saying this is the wokest opinion
so true
The quote tweet is inherently reactionary
November 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Many are saying this is the wokest opinion