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@briandermody.bsky.social
Ex-pro wrestling and MMA inside man. Raised by reruns and (soft) rock radio. Valet to an old man and a young dog. Crabapple.
He/him. Massachusetts by nature. New Jersey by choice.
He/him. Massachusetts by nature. New Jersey by choice.
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- Pissing in the wind about politics
- References to obscure professional wrestling moments and 70s character actors
- Trying to learn from or laugh through being my bed-bound father’s primary contact to the outside world
- Pissing in the wind about politics
- References to obscure professional wrestling moments and 70s character actors
- Trying to learn from or laugh through being my bed-bound father’s primary contact to the outside world
What idiot called it “brainwashing” instead of “neurodetergent”?
November 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
What idiot called it “brainwashing” instead of “neurodetergent”?
My face when Michael “P.S.” Hayes says they decided to go with Jimmy Garvin for the fourth Freebird.
thinking about this disguise George C. Scott dons in Hardcore and cracking up
November 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
My face when Michael “P.S.” Hayes says they decided to go with Jimmy Garvin for the fourth Freebird.
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Hey Hey we're the Beatles
People say we have shiny carapaces
But we're too busy scuttling
To worry about the looks on their faces
We're just trying to get some dung
Come and watch us climb on a tree
We're the arthropod generation
And we've got someplace to be!
People say we have shiny carapaces
But we're too busy scuttling
To worry about the looks on their faces
We're just trying to get some dung
Come and watch us climb on a tree
We're the arthropod generation
And we've got someplace to be!
November 16, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Hey Hey we're the Beatles
People say we have shiny carapaces
But we're too busy scuttling
To worry about the looks on their faces
We're just trying to get some dung
Come and watch us climb on a tree
We're the arthropod generation
And we've got someplace to be!
People say we have shiny carapaces
But we're too busy scuttling
To worry about the looks on their faces
We're just trying to get some dung
Come and watch us climb on a tree
We're the arthropod generation
And we've got someplace to be!
A white Mustang convertible was what the rental car guy in Orlando ”upgraded” me to because all the sedans had been rented out. I drove it to the Doubletree by the Universal theme park, nearly getting rear-ended into a tollbooth when my GPS fell off my dash, like a Carl Hiassen novel come to life.
November 15, 2025 at 2:31 AM
A white Mustang convertible was what the rental car guy in Orlando ”upgraded” me to because all the sedans had been rented out. I drove it to the Doubletree by the Universal theme park, nearly getting rear-ended into a tollbooth when my GPS fell off my dash, like a Carl Hiassen novel come to life.
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“Calling All Girls” is one of the most brilliantly over-caffeinated singles of all time. If you’ve never experienced it before, you really should:
November 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
“Calling All Girls” is one of the most brilliantly over-caffeinated singles of all time. If you’ve never experienced it before, you really should:
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What sick dogshit place are we living in where "child sex trafficking and pedophilia" is an "issue" and not a "put everyone in jail and throw away the whole jail" situation
Enten: "Trump is 39 below water on the Epstein case. 39 points in the negative! My goodness gracious. What Trump has been selling on the Epstein files, the Epstein case, the American people have not been buying at all ... less than half of Republicans are buying it. This is his worst issue by far"
November 13, 2025 at 3:45 PM
What sick dogshit place are we living in where "child sex trafficking and pedophilia" is an "issue" and not a "put everyone in jail and throw away the whole jail" situation
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
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Lest we miss the forest for the trees—
November 13, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Lest we miss the forest for the trees—
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Earnest post: there is increasingly direct evidence that Trump participated in child sex trafficking or at least knew about it.
He should resign, be impeached and removed from office, and prosecuted.
Even if you don’t think that WILL happen it’s important to say publicly that it SHOULD happen.
He should resign, be impeached and removed from office, and prosecuted.
Even if you don’t think that WILL happen it’s important to say publicly that it SHOULD happen.
November 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Earnest post: there is increasingly direct evidence that Trump participated in child sex trafficking or at least knew about it.
He should resign, be impeached and removed from office, and prosecuted.
Even if you don’t think that WILL happen it’s important to say publicly that it SHOULD happen.
He should resign, be impeached and removed from office, and prosecuted.
Even if you don’t think that WILL happen it’s important to say publicly that it SHOULD happen.
An old pal of mine from back in the day hits us with this unprotected chairshot.
BAH GAWD! @elisahansen.bsky.social FROM THE TOP ROPE!
Vampire Reviews looks back at the time the Lucha Libre legend El Santo fought Dracula...
No, not that time... THE OTHER TIME!
No, not that version... THE OTHER VERSION!
Vampire Reviews looks back at the time the Lucha Libre legend El Santo fought Dracula...
No, not that time... THE OTHER TIME!
No, not that version... THE OTHER VERSION!
Santo vs Dracula: Wrestling with masculinity Luchador style
YouTube video by Maven of the Eventide
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
An old pal of mine from back in the day hits us with this unprotected chairshot.
Woke up with this in my head, maybe you did too if you were mostly raised by your cable box and are more or less my age.
Out of Control- There’s a Lot of Big Things in This Really Big World (by Jim Turner)
YouTube video by Krazy Joe's Concession Stand
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Woke up with this in my head, maybe you did too if you were mostly raised by your cable box and are more or less my age.
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Hundreds honored the 29 men who perished aboard the Edmund Fitzgerald in a ceremony along the North Shore marking the tragedy’s 50th anniversary.
The historic beacon at Split Rock Lighthouse, which the famous ship passed on its final trip, was lit for the occasion.
Photos by Alex Kormann
The historic beacon at Split Rock Lighthouse, which the famous ship passed on its final trip, was lit for the occasion.
Photos by Alex Kormann
November 11, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Hundreds honored the 29 men who perished aboard the Edmund Fitzgerald in a ceremony along the North Shore marking the tragedy’s 50th anniversary.
The historic beacon at Split Rock Lighthouse, which the famous ship passed on its final trip, was lit for the occasion.
Photos by Alex Kormann
The historic beacon at Split Rock Lighthouse, which the famous ship passed on its final trip, was lit for the occasion.
Photos by Alex Kormann
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Bovino’s ICE agents hearing instructions to plant evidence.
November 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Bovino’s ICE agents hearing instructions to plant evidence.
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Joyce Carol Oates: “In fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured.”
Darryl, Joyce Carol Oates’ friend: fuck him up, Joyce Carol Oates
Darryl, Joyce Carol Oates’ friend: fuck him up, Joyce Carol Oates
November 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Joyce Carol Oates: “In fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured.”
Darryl, Joyce Carol Oates’ friend: fuck him up, Joyce Carol Oates
Darryl, Joyce Carol Oates’ friend: fuck him up, Joyce Carol Oates
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we gotta stop with the tiny microphones. get a full size mic like an ADULT. you look like you’re at tea with a mouse
November 9, 2025 at 1:50 AM
we gotta stop with the tiny microphones. get a full size mic like an ADULT. you look like you’re at tea with a mouse
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Hello new best friends.
My name is Dyna. I am a comedian who draws/an illustrator who does comedy— always broke and looking for work.
I pitch animated shows. I sell stickers. I do commission work. I post jokes and swearing. I drew for Mad Men. I wrote 2 books.
DMs open.
→ nobodyssweetheart.com
My name is Dyna. I am a comedian who draws/an illustrator who does comedy— always broke and looking for work.
I pitch animated shows. I sell stickers. I do commission work. I post jokes and swearing. I drew for Mad Men. I wrote 2 books.
DMs open.
→ nobodyssweetheart.com
nobodyssweetheart.com
November 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Hello new best friends.
My name is Dyna. I am a comedian who draws/an illustrator who does comedy— always broke and looking for work.
I pitch animated shows. I sell stickers. I do commission work. I post jokes and swearing. I drew for Mad Men. I wrote 2 books.
DMs open.
→ nobodyssweetheart.com
My name is Dyna. I am a comedian who draws/an illustrator who does comedy— always broke and looking for work.
I pitch animated shows. I sell stickers. I do commission work. I post jokes and swearing. I drew for Mad Men. I wrote 2 books.
DMs open.
→ nobodyssweetheart.com
Forever making my intrusive thoughts your problem. That’s my guarantee.
November 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Forever making my intrusive thoughts your problem. That’s my guarantee.
Four locations now. As I recall, decent pizza, great steak and cheese subs. And I’d guess delivery guy in the ad probably runs the whole show now.
November 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Four locations now. As I recall, decent pizza, great steak and cheese subs. And I’d guess delivery guy in the ad probably runs the whole show now.
My dad is this guy’s age, almost to the day. When he looks like this I make sure he’s warm enough, has enough to drink and that his phone is plugged in.
And I let him rest, the staff at the nursing home’s got him from there.
And I let him rest, the staff at the nursing home’s got him from there.
photos of Trump sleeping through yesterday's Oval Office event via Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
My dad is this guy’s age, almost to the day. When he looks like this I make sure he’s warm enough, has enough to drink and that his phone is plugged in.
And I let him rest, the staff at the nursing home’s got him from there.
And I let him rest, the staff at the nursing home’s got him from there.
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That company took a weird turn after they laid off good ol' Scotty Cokes.
Steve Bannon: If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included.
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
That company took a weird turn after they laid off good ol' Scotty Cokes.
Day after what felt like a sea change, certainly in the region as to what the Democratic Party could be if they could only dare to try.
Followed by a jump scare of a “send more money” text and a reminder that you have to take a zombie’s head off or it’ll just keep coming.
Followed by a jump scare of a “send more money” text and a reminder that you have to take a zombie’s head off or it’ll just keep coming.
November 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Day after what felt like a sea change, certainly in the region as to what the Democratic Party could be if they could only dare to try.
Followed by a jump scare of a “send more money” text and a reminder that you have to take a zombie’s head off or it’ll just keep coming.
Followed by a jump scare of a “send more money” text and a reminder that you have to take a zombie’s head off or it’ll just keep coming.
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Massachusetts folks: I made these stickers sharing LUCE's ICE hotline ☎️ 617-370-5023--they verify sightings and share confirmed info. Stickers fit 1"x2.6" label (Avery 5160). Image below or follow link for a full sheet. Print, stick every&anywhere. www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/7v098...
June 9, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Massachusetts folks: I made these stickers sharing LUCE's ICE hotline ☎️ 617-370-5023--they verify sightings and share confirmed info. Stickers fit 1"x2.6" label (Avery 5160). Image below or follow link for a full sheet. Print, stick every&anywhere. www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/7v098...
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Higher quality cos I'm a sicko
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Higher quality cos I'm a sicko
I flipped on the Cuomo watch party livestream and I am not joking the music was the Simple Minds classic "Don't You (Forget About Me)".
November 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I flipped on the Cuomo watch party livestream and I am not joking the music was the Simple Minds classic "Don't You (Forget About Me)".