Brian Schlosser ! Commissions open !
@brianschlosser.bsky.social
Southgate, KY based artist
I talk about left wing, progressive politics. Like a lot. So. Keep that in mind.
47, 1978 rules!
enby. He/they
Trans rights are human rights
I talk about left wing, progressive politics. Like a lot. So. Keep that in mind.
47, 1978 rules!
enby. He/they
Trans rights are human rights
Shes a bee
December 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Shes a bee
2025 was the year of my worst personal loss ever. The only piece i finished this year was this memorial to Rebekah del Rios. I think i tapped into my grief in a way i hope i can do again soon... i need to break out
December 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
2025 was the year of my worst personal loss ever. The only piece i finished this year was this memorial to Rebekah del Rios. I think i tapped into my grief in a way i hope i can do again soon... i need to break out
My favorite selfportrait, from the day i had my final 19 remaining teeth extracted due to my illness
December 24, 2025 at 11:01 AM
My favorite selfportrait, from the day i had my final 19 remaining teeth extracted due to my illness
5:38 AM. Cant sleep. Whats the point. Sleep or awake, i can't wake up really. The two states are merging.
December 24, 2025 at 10:39 AM
5:38 AM. Cant sleep. Whats the point. Sleep or awake, i can't wake up really. The two states are merging.
Uncle is truly the best gig, because even aunts have a vague maternal-by-association vibe, and cant truly indulge in the cackling glee of being essentially a gremlin
I like being an uncle for the holidays because: Mom and dad are responsible, and will discipline you. Grandpa and Grandma are indulgent, and will coddle you. But the uncle... the uncle is unpredictable. The niece and nephew cannot know what the uncle will do, because the soul of the uncle is CHAOS
December 24, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Uncle is truly the best gig, because even aunts have a vague maternal-by-association vibe, and cant truly indulge in the cackling glee of being essentially a gremlin
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WB: What do you have planned for Batman 2?
Tim Burton: We open on a newborn baby boy
WB: Aww
TB: No. The baby is ugly. He kills and eats a house cat while it's still alive. His parents try to kill him in his crib, but to Gotham's woe, they fail
WB: ...
TB: Also it's a Christmas movie
Tim Burton: We open on a newborn baby boy
WB: Aww
TB: No. The baby is ugly. He kills and eats a house cat while it's still alive. His parents try to kill him in his crib, but to Gotham's woe, they fail
WB: ...
TB: Also it's a Christmas movie
December 24, 2025 at 4:44 AM
WB: What do you have planned for Batman 2?
Tim Burton: We open on a newborn baby boy
WB: Aww
TB: No. The baby is ugly. He kills and eats a house cat while it's still alive. His parents try to kill him in his crib, but to Gotham's woe, they fail
WB: ...
TB: Also it's a Christmas movie
Tim Burton: We open on a newborn baby boy
WB: Aww
TB: No. The baby is ugly. He kills and eats a house cat while it's still alive. His parents try to kill him in his crib, but to Gotham's woe, they fail
WB: ...
TB: Also it's a Christmas movie
A little thing i found in the archives...
December 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
A little thing i found in the archives...
So i swiped my dance card and it said for dance: 3, for looks: 10
This is when i decided i was better off as a ruggedly handsome pediatric brain surgeon who also saves animals.
This is when i decided i was better off as a ruggedly handsome pediatric brain surgeon who also saves animals.
December 24, 2025 at 12:15 AM
So i swiped my dance card and it said for dance: 3, for looks: 10
This is when i decided i was better off as a ruggedly handsome pediatric brain surgeon who also saves animals.
This is when i decided i was better off as a ruggedly handsome pediatric brain surgeon who also saves animals.
Came home from Christmas shopping for my wife (at great cost), and when i get home, shes shaved bald and holding out a watch fob...
December 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Came home from Christmas shopping for my wife (at great cost), and when i get home, shes shaved bald and holding out a watch fob...
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Oh that hottie you’re thirsting after on Instagram? She’s posting about contrails.
December 22, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Oh that hottie you’re thirsting after on Instagram? She’s posting about contrails.
After careful research, my team has determined that the best 007 song is "You Know my Name" by Chris Cornell from "Casino Royale"
Honorable mentions to that one by Duran Duran? From that goofy one with Christopher Walken and Grace Jones? I think it's called "Girls on Film"
Honorable mentions to that one by Duran Duran? From that goofy one with Christopher Walken and Grace Jones? I think it's called "Girls on Film"
December 22, 2025 at 10:04 AM
After careful research, my team has determined that the best 007 song is "You Know my Name" by Chris Cornell from "Casino Royale"
Honorable mentions to that one by Duran Duran? From that goofy one with Christopher Walken and Grace Jones? I think it's called "Girls on Film"
Honorable mentions to that one by Duran Duran? From that goofy one with Christopher Walken and Grace Jones? I think it's called "Girls on Film"
I ordered a giant plush milipede off Amazon, and its a *3 week* delivery time! What if this was an emergency?
December 22, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I ordered a giant plush milipede off Amazon, and its a *3 week* delivery time! What if this was an emergency?
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I have said it before and I will say it again, Debate Kids are the ones actually ruining the country.
Ask any gay person what "theater kid," when used as an insult, means. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/21/u...
Move Aside, Snowflake: ‘Theater Kid’ Is the New Go-To Political Insult
www.nytimes.com
December 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I have said it before and I will say it again, Debate Kids are the ones actually ruining the country.
Cw: brain spew
I don't want to *be* anymore, not like this. Im too old to change my life in the dramatic ways, its not fair to anyone else. I want to be like Galadriel and just...diminish. Wink out. Im tired. Everyone is just so goddam mean in this world. So mercenary. So souless. Im at a crossroad
I don't want to *be* anymore, not like this. Im too old to change my life in the dramatic ways, its not fair to anyone else. I want to be like Galadriel and just...diminish. Wink out. Im tired. Everyone is just so goddam mean in this world. So mercenary. So souless. Im at a crossroad
December 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Cw: brain spew
I don't want to *be* anymore, not like this. Im too old to change my life in the dramatic ways, its not fair to anyone else. I want to be like Galadriel and just...diminish. Wink out. Im tired. Everyone is just so goddam mean in this world. So mercenary. So souless. Im at a crossroad
I don't want to *be* anymore, not like this. Im too old to change my life in the dramatic ways, its not fair to anyone else. I want to be like Galadriel and just...diminish. Wink out. Im tired. Everyone is just so goddam mean in this world. So mercenary. So souless. Im at a crossroad
I just want to say, for the recording angel to note, Nicki Minaj is a shithead.
December 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I just want to say, for the recording angel to note, Nicki Minaj is a shithead.
Serious question for the audience: whats to stop a grass-roots organization from doing this on a larger scale? If Sheen spent £100000 and wiped out £1.3 million, why couldnt we pool resources, raise a million, and forgive 10,000,000 in debt?
The actor Michael Sheen used all his money to start a fake debt collecting business, buy 900 people in Wales's debt, and excused it. If Musk bought ALL $194 billion in medical debt in the U.S. and excused it in the same way, he'd still be the world's riches man by hundreds of billions of dollars.
Michael Sheen spent his own money to write off $1.3 million of neighbors’ debts | CNN
Actor Michael Sheen has bought $1.3 million of his neighbors’ debts and written them off using $129,000 of his own money.
www.cnn.com
December 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Serious question for the audience: whats to stop a grass-roots organization from doing this on a larger scale? If Sheen spent £100000 and wiped out £1.3 million, why couldnt we pool resources, raise a million, and forgive 10,000,000 in debt?
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wow the guys who made the machine that tries to trick me into thinking it's alive said once it gets a bit better at tricks it'll come to life for real!! like how when you see a REALLY good mime perform they get legit stuck in an actual invisible box
December 20, 2025 at 3:19 PM
wow the guys who made the machine that tries to trick me into thinking it's alive said once it gets a bit better at tricks it'll come to life for real!! like how when you see a REALLY good mime perform they get legit stuck in an actual invisible box
Listening to "A Christmas Gift For You" for my holiday Wall-o-sound, and man, getting to that spoken word track by Spector is like opening a beautiful holiday card from Ed Gein and Family
December 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Listening to "A Christmas Gift For You" for my holiday Wall-o-sound, and man, getting to that spoken word track by Spector is like opening a beautiful holiday card from Ed Gein and Family
The Band × Lord of the Rings=
Levon Helm's Deep
Levon Helm's Deep
A Lord of the Rings Cover Band called Nick Cave Troll
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Flock of Smeagols
December 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
The Band × Lord of the Rings=
Levon Helm's Deep
Levon Helm's Deep
Goddamn, this is the utter truth of working in the arts
If you tell people to learn to draw:
"Noooo, too hard, takes too much, I can't 😭😭😭"
If they want something drawn:
"Lol, it's just a drawing, that ain't too hard"
"Noooo, too hard, takes too much, I can't 😭😭😭"
If they want something drawn:
"Lol, it's just a drawing, that ain't too hard"
November 30, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Goddamn, this is the utter truth of working in the arts
Mr Magoo's Ghost of Christmas Future could not be bothered to care about this shit
November 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Mr Magoo's Ghost of Christmas Future could not be bothered to care about this shit
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The conservative movement is part corporate counterrevolution and part hate movement.
SCOOP: The Trump administration has instructed employees and grantees not to use U.S. funds to commemorate World AIDS Day — because the observance was started by the World Health Organization.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/h...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/h...
Trump Administration Cancels U.S. Observance of World AIDS Day
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
The conservative movement is part corporate counterrevolution and part hate movement.
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I dont care about scaring the hoes. The hoes are wrong
November 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I dont care about scaring the hoes. The hoes are wrong