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Whatever could those poor public servants actually DO???
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Anti-trafficking activists in Massachusetts say that the on-the-ground actions of the Trump administration are hurting, not helping, the most vulnerable victims of sex and labor trafficking.

https://bit.ly/433Ugvt
Local anti-trafficking advocates say federal actions put victims at risk
Funding cuts, layoffs and uncertainty are making the work of getting survivors stable harder, advocates say.
www.wgbh.org
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bookshop.org
Can’t decide what to buy on Prime Day?

Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚
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bogwash.bsky.social
Disorienting letterbox search results
Top results searching for "Hubie" in Letterboxed app
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shutupmikeginn.bsky.social
"The Man from UNCLE" ? You mean my cousin? 😂
brien.rip
This happened to my buddy Eric
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Last week Jesse Watters spoke to man named Eric who claimed he was formerly a member of antifa. Two years ago Watters interviewed Ramon "Mundo" Mendoza, a former Mexican Mafia member. Some folks thought the men looked similar. This is a side by side comparison. 🤷‍♀️
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If Philadelphia did an Omelas situation for sports success there’d be people calling WIP like “Yo we’re going too easy on that kid. Gotta torture that kid more” whenever there’s a loss
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brunodias.bsky.social
Your shadow-self is out there, somewhere, lurking. It wears your face but it is NOT you; do not become confused. You will need to identify where it hides and hunt it down. Use a sharp knife and carry salt with you at all times. The heart can be eaten, but at a price.
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Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?
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CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true
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theonion.com
You Can Just Push Shit In Back Seat Out Of Way
You Can Just Push Shit In Back Seat Out Of Way
brien.rip
Catching up on Jeopardy!
Jeopardy! contestant who wrote "Big Melon Town" as his Final Jeopardy! response
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razzball.bsky.social
if they do this to a public person, think about what they do to the ones we don't hear about
Greta Thunberg has been detained in an Israeli cell infested with bedbugs and supplied with insufficient food and water, according to activists:
"They dragged little Greta by her hair before our eyes, beat her, and forced her to kiss the Israeli flag. They did everything imaginable to her, as a warning to others."
brien.rip
oh she's definitely gonna get kicked off lollapalooza now
bransonreese.bsky.social
Can't believe she actually said this shit
[Instrumental Break]
[Verse 3]
Out on tour with The Smashing Pumpkins Nature kids, I, they don't have no function I don't understand what they mean
And I could really give a fuck
The Stone Temple Pilots, they're elegant bachelors They're foxy to me, are they foxy to you?
I will agree they deserve absolutely nothing
Nothing more than me
brien.rip
now they stabbed his house too
andylevy.net
they stabbed mark sanchez
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antlervel.vet
Mom and dad taught me: You are either unfailingly kind and polite to strangers who have not grievously wronged you or you are a fucking worm
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shutupmikeginn.bsky.social
"Chase Infiniti" seems like a shrewd showbiz parent name until you discover her last name is "Payne." "Chase Infiniti Payne" sounds like a Hellraiser guy slogan
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internethippo.bsky.social
"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that
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I like a number of songs on the new TS album, but there’s just no getting around the fact that it’s hilarious to fall deeply in love with Travis Kelce. It couldn’t be funnier if you wrote a set of romantic pop-ballads about Michelangelo the Ninja Turtle.
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if lowtax's ex-wife is saying you remind her of fucking lowtax maybe you should stop posting
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screamerjim.bsky.social
Everyone bends the knee eventually
seung.bsky.social
ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER was my first “Steely Dan will start speaking to you at a certain age” moment, despite my best efforts resisting it for years
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rodger.bsky.social
These are the quarterbacks since 2010 who complete passes at roughly the rate Microsoft Excel’s AI mode accurately edits spreadsheets
Jake Locker
Davis Webb
Tom Savage
Rex Grossman
Garrett Gilbert
Kellen Clemens
Mark Sanchez
Logan Woodside
Zach Wilson
David Blough
Derek Anderson
Johnny Manziel