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Justin B
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Alabama ex-pat. I voted against Jeff Sessions in 2002. Now Marylander. I voted against Larry Hogan in 2024. Right footed left winger. RBNY soccer. Alabama and Baltimore Football.
@justinsaysthis on the other place. @deuteriumoxide on the other other place
I'd be upset at the SEC eating shit in these Bowl Games if I gave a shit about any other teams.
December 31, 2025 at 8:51 PM
The next Democratic President will have to invoke the Insurrection Act and use the military to disarm ICE and CBP.
December 31, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Alaric to the Visigoths in 410
December 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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If anything the crime has been underplayed. They knew these men were mostly innocent. They knew they’d be tortured. They sent them to CECOT not out of recklessness but because they thought it would enjoyable for their supporters to see innocent Latinos tortured. An intentional crime of violence.
December 28, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I can't believe I have to root for fucking Cleveland tomorrow.
Derrick Henry went OFF with the Ravens' season on the line 🔥

◽️ 36 carries (career-high)
◽️ 216 rush yards
◽️ 4 rush TDs (ties career-high)

He has the most 200+ yard rushing games in NFL history (7), passing Adrian Peterson and O.J. Simpson.
December 28, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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December 28, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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LMAO
December 28, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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The trad stuff isn’t finding a following because young women are stupid; they are correctly assessing that things still suck for women and incorrectly assuming that giving up progress is easier than pushing progress further
December 28, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Aston Villa is inevitable.
December 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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i live in a major historic black city represented by a white republican solely because of a gerrymander where's my article
They Wanted a Conservative State. They Might Get a Democratic Representative Instead.

The passage of Proposition 50, which redrew California’s congressional map, means that all of the state’s conservative north is likely to be represented by Democrats.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/26/u...
They Wanted a Conservative State. They Might Get a Democratic Representative Instead.
www.nytimes.com
December 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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goddamn
December 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Commentary: Ho, Ho, Ho! I’m Regrowing My Foreskin! https://theonion.com/ho-ho-ho-im-regrowing-my-foreskin-2/
December 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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There is a tremendous opportunity for a brand new generation of media outlets to rise up right now because many news outlets that spent decades painstakingly building their credibility are seeing it torched by bootlickers with incredible speed.
An Editor’s Note from 60 Minutes
December 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Like a hot knife through butter! #ravens
December 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
It's bullshit that sack yards count against the run.
Combined: 58 carries for 83 yards tonight from Oklahoma and Alabama

put it in the hall of fame
December 20, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Roll Damn Tide
December 20, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I'm at the Pizza Hut
I'm at the Taco Bell
I'm at the combination Pizza Hutt and Taco Bell
I’m currently outside of the Kennedy Center:
December 19, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged me.

I was cry-laughing in the theater at the Will Farrell bit at the beginning.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?

Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 12, 2025 at 11:04 PM
The answer to my question is one, apparently.
I asked ESPN Research and they asked Elias Sports Bureau and they looked back as far as they could (to 1978) and it would appear Jalen Hurts is the first player to ever commit two turnovers in one play. Isn't history beautiful?
December 9, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Lmao. How many players in NFL history have been credited with an interception and a lost fumble on the same play? #flyeaglesfly
December 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
LoL Fuck Butker and fuck KC.
December 8, 2025 at 2:40 AM
The first seventeen minutes of Aston Villa v Arsenal have been incredible.
December 6, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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The elites need to be energetically educated that the rule of law protects them from retribution by their victims as much as it protects the people from them.
December 3, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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I will reiterate my controversial take on this that Congressional pay is way too low, and the only way to combat this is to raise it by like 3-4x.

I'm a successful lawyer with a varying income and in a typical month, I make more money than my congressperson.

I could not afford two households.
Rep. Roger Williams defends members of Congress trading stocks: "I think we gotta be careful that we don't limit Congresspeople to where they can do nothing ... from a financial standpoint, it's not easy being up in Congress."
December 3, 2025 at 5:54 PM