Wolf
@brighteyeswolf.com
IT nerd, chronic daydreamer, music lover, and video game enthusiast • Low octane NPC energy • Sometimes I talk about whatever is my random hyperfixation of the day • "You think you did it bad? You just haven't seen me doing it first."
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Wolf
@brighteyeswolf.com
· Feb 26
The existence of legal name means that there's a name that you can acquire in an illegal manner.
It is O(ut).
It is I(n).
Hope that helps.
It is I(n).
Hope that helps.
here's a handy mnemonic for remembering how this type of switch works:
O = it's Off
I = It's on
O = it's Off
I = It's on
December 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
It is O(ut).
It is I(n).
Hope that helps.
It is I(n).
Hope that helps.
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Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
LOS GATOS, CA—In an attempt to fend off growing competition from Paramount and Netflix, Plex CEO Keith Valory announced Monday that the streaming platform had submitted a $35 bid for Warner Bros. Disc...
theonion.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
My last.fm scrobble metrics look like a middle finger... A middle finger to the year when I was probably the most depressed in my entire life.
December 4, 2025 at 6:33 PM
My last.fm scrobble metrics look like a middle finger... A middle finger to the year when I was probably the most depressed in my entire life.
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How often do you feel like you have said something funny or clever, only to read the message later and think, “Damn, this guy is a moron. I wonder who that is… oh wait, it’s me. I’m the guy.”
For me, that happens every other day - mainly on Tuesdays, though.
For me, that happens every other day - mainly on Tuesdays, though.
October 14, 2025 at 8:16 AM
How often do you feel like you have said something funny or clever, only to read the message later and think, “Damn, this guy is a moron. I wonder who that is… oh wait, it’s me. I’m the guy.”
For me, that happens every other day - mainly on Tuesdays, though.
For me, that happens every other day - mainly on Tuesdays, though.
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gamer who doesn't listen to audio logs or read journal entries in games because they respect privacy
October 13, 2025 at 5:41 AM
gamer who doesn't listen to audio logs or read journal entries in games because they respect privacy
Strava should find a job and leave their parents basement, not go public about what it wants to or doesn't want to do. At age 16 I was working at my local McDonalds, had 3 cars, 2nd mortgage, 4th marriage and 37 healthy children.
Strava, the 16-year-old fitness tracking app, is gearing up to go public, the Financial Times reports. CEO Michael Martin told the FT that the San
Strava eyes IPO as Gen Z trades dating apps for running clubs | TechCrunch
Strava, the 16-year-old fitness tracking app, is gearing up to go public, the Financial Times reports. CEO Michael Martin told the FT that the San
techcrunch.com
October 13, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Strava should find a job and leave their parents basement, not go public about what it wants to or doesn't want to do. At age 16 I was working at my local McDonalds, had 3 cars, 2nd mortgage, 4th marriage and 37 healthy children.
If I could buy locally made button-up shirts for 30€ each, and they are decent quality and made from natural materials, I would only buy them and never look at anything else.
This two-parter below is exactly why it's hard to make clothes in the United States.
Let's look at how much it costs to produce a button-up shirt in the US. 🧵
Let's look at how much it costs to produce a button-up shirt in the US. 🧵
October 13, 2025 at 9:24 AM
If I could buy locally made button-up shirts for 30€ each, and they are decent quality and made from natural materials, I would only buy them and never look at anything else.
Half of those are probably @jcsalterego.bsky.social
October 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Half of those are probably @jcsalterego.bsky.social
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it's one gust of wind. how much sand could it possibly blast into my eyes
October 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
it's one gust of wind. how much sand could it possibly blast into my eyes
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Spelling Be 2025 - Volonteres Needed
October 1, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Spelling Be 2025 - Volonteres Needed
You get sick once, you die. No exceptions.
Someone needs to explain to normies that the plan to “Make America Healthy Again” works by killing the sick people.
October 1, 2025 at 4:03 PM
You get sick once, you die. No exceptions.
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Xbox 360 Dollars Per Year
October 1, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Xbox 360 Dollars Per Year
I'm a sewage. Systems are sexy.
October 1, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I'm a sewage. Systems are sexy.
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My AFTER DARK collection, worn by @samlakewrites.bsky.social ❤️ (via ark8net on IG)
September 30, 2025 at 9:21 PM
My AFTER DARK collection, worn by @samlakewrites.bsky.social ❤️ (via ark8net on IG)
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"eat the rich"? what are the appetizers
September 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
"eat the rich"? what are the appetizers
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god sends his rattliest shopping carts to his strongest soldiers
September 14, 2025 at 3:02 PM
god sends his rattliest shopping carts to his strongest soldiers
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a potato chips bag clip is an S-tier fidget
September 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
a potato chips bag clip is an S-tier fidget
Funny how, arguably, one of the most diverse countries in existence is desperately trying to become a right-wing monoculture.
September 9, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Funny how, arguably, one of the most diverse countries in existence is desperately trying to become a right-wing monoculture.
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I keep seeing kids in their late teens and early 20s romanticize the year 2016. “It’s 2016 and you’re listening to this song…”
Guys, nobody liked 2016. Until 2020, it was considered one of the worst years anyone had ever seen. Everyone cool died. It was fucking miserable. Stop it.
Guys, nobody liked 2016. Until 2020, it was considered one of the worst years anyone had ever seen. Everyone cool died. It was fucking miserable. Stop it.
September 7, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I keep seeing kids in their late teens and early 20s romanticize the year 2016. “It’s 2016 and you’re listening to this song…”
Guys, nobody liked 2016. Until 2020, it was considered one of the worst years anyone had ever seen. Everyone cool died. It was fucking miserable. Stop it.
Guys, nobody liked 2016. Until 2020, it was considered one of the worst years anyone had ever seen. Everyone cool died. It was fucking miserable. Stop it.
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(inventing knees) and then one day they should sound like violent and sudden firecrackers at the slightest movement
September 7, 2025 at 7:54 PM
(inventing knees) and then one day they should sound like violent and sudden firecrackers at the slightest movement
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u must be tired— rest here for a while :)
September 8, 2025 at 11:03 AM
u must be tired— rest here for a while :)
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taint is like "im stuck between a cock and a fart place"
August 31, 2025 at 5:26 AM
taint is like "im stuck between a cock and a fart place"
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Are vaccines safe? Let's ask this guy who sounds like a dying refrigerator compressor
August 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Are vaccines safe? Let's ask this guy who sounds like a dying refrigerator compressor