Brian Holmes
@brnhlms.bsky.social
Using my college degree to spend 40 hours a week in a ditch
He/him
23
Bsc Archaeology & Classics
He/him
23
Bsc Archaeology & Classics
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with the holiday season now officially upon us, it's time to start playing our favorite christmas songs
here's one of mine
here's one of mine
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
with the holiday season now officially upon us, it's time to start playing our favorite christmas songs
here's one of mine
here's one of mine
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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coffee with cream and no sugar is superior to both coffee with cream and sugar, and coffee with nothing, but they're all pretty good and I respect all three choices
coffee with sugar and no cream is an insane drink for psychopaths
coffee with sugar and no cream is an insane drink for psychopaths
November 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
coffee with cream and no sugar is superior to both coffee with cream and sugar, and coffee with nothing, but they're all pretty good and I respect all three choices
coffee with sugar and no cream is an insane drink for psychopaths
coffee with sugar and no cream is an insane drink for psychopaths
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People get irate when you don’t “perform” poverty correctly.
It annoys me when people say “they’re on SNAP but their hair and nails are done and they’ve got tattoos”. It’s extremely normal to do your own hair and buy press on nails, and tattoos literally last forever. What do tattoos someone got 10 years ago have to do with them needing to eat now
October 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
People get irate when you don’t “perform” poverty correctly.
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What a mild way to say "this is against the law and has been anathema since the founding of this country."
The U.S. Treasury shared a proposal to mint $1 Trump coins to mark America’s 250th anniversary.
But U.S. code says only deceased individuals may appear on U.S. currency, a tradition dating back to efforts to break from monarchical rule. https://wapo.st/4pWsyL3
But U.S. code says only deceased individuals may appear on U.S. currency, a tradition dating back to efforts to break from monarchical rule. https://wapo.st/4pWsyL3
October 6, 2025 at 8:57 PM
What a mild way to say "this is against the law and has been anathema since the founding of this country."
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Industrial Revolution Provides Millions Of Out-Of-Work Children With Jobs https://theonion.com/industrial-revolution-provides-millions-of-out-of-work-1819571223/
October 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Industrial Revolution Provides Millions Of Out-Of-Work Children With Jobs https://theonion.com/industrial-revolution-provides-millions-of-out-of-work-1819571223/
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We already know what happened to Amelia Earhart!
September 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
We already know what happened to Amelia Earhart!
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From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board: It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible https://theonion.com/it-is-journalism-s-sacred-duty-to-endanger-the-lives-of-1850126997/
September 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board: It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible https://theonion.com/it-is-journalism-s-sacred-duty-to-endanger-the-lives-of-1850126997/
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New E-Toilet To Revolutionize Online Shitting https://theonion.com/new-e-toilet-to-revolutionize-online-shitting-1819565332/
September 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
New E-Toilet To Revolutionize Online Shitting https://theonion.com/new-e-toilet-to-revolutionize-online-shitting-1819565332/
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Hemophilia is kind of a mean name for a disease. "Hey check it out this guy *loves* bleeding." It's got "stop hitting yourself" energy
September 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Hemophilia is kind of a mean name for a disease. "Hey check it out this guy *loves* bleeding." It's got "stop hitting yourself" energy
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can we talk about how many people have managed to demonize both enjoying food and enjoying sex? you're literally a living thing. like that's the whole point of being an earth animal. jesus.
September 10, 2025 at 6:02 AM
can we talk about how many people have managed to demonize both enjoying food and enjoying sex? you're literally a living thing. like that's the whole point of being an earth animal. jesus.
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like so many products to come out of silicon valley in the last decade or so, AI is a legal innovation masquerading as a tech innovation. the legal theory seems to be that AI is entitled to everything but liable for nothing.
AI advocates have warned that if every author in the class action filed a claim, it would "financially ruin" the entire industry.
Authors celebrate “historic” settlement coming soon in Anthropic class action
Advocates fear such settlements will “financially ruin” the AI industry.
arstechnica.com
August 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
like so many products to come out of silicon valley in the last decade or so, AI is a legal innovation masquerading as a tech innovation. the legal theory seems to be that AI is entitled to everything but liable for nothing.
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Men only want 2 things.
September 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Men only want 2 things.
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The thing I fall back on is simple:
“You were taught cotton was the cash crop of the south. You were lied to. The cash crop of the south was human beings - particularly in the upper south. Slave owners forcibly bred human beings and then sold them for a profit. Sometimes their very own children.”
“You were taught cotton was the cash crop of the south. You were lied to. The cash crop of the south was human beings - particularly in the upper south. Slave owners forcibly bred human beings and then sold them for a profit. Sometimes their very own children.”
"How bad slavery was" is worse. Much worse. Much worse than you think, much worse than you're taught, much worse than museums depict. Worse.
August 19, 2025 at 11:55 PM
The thing I fall back on is simple:
“You were taught cotton was the cash crop of the south. You were lied to. The cash crop of the south was human beings - particularly in the upper south. Slave owners forcibly bred human beings and then sold them for a profit. Sometimes their very own children.”
“You were taught cotton was the cash crop of the south. You were lied to. The cash crop of the south was human beings - particularly in the upper south. Slave owners forcibly bred human beings and then sold them for a profit. Sometimes their very own children.”
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Don't you dare threaten me with a good time, man.
August 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Don't you dare threaten me with a good time, man.
She's just like me fr
August 19, 2025 at 3:35 PM
She's just like me fr