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Pushin' the boulder
Yinzer
He/Him
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"Like Amazon Prime, but with human beings."
December 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Please enjoy once again the college football comment of the year 🏆
December 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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until morale improves
December 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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kavanaugh not beating the allegations that he’s a dumbass
Brett Kavanaugh (September 2025): The facts and how they relate to the law don’t matter. Assume ICE and other federal forces always act with integrity, always respect rights, and consistently impose minimal burden.

Brett Kavanaugh (December 2025): Should I not have done that? Was that wrong?
Kavanaugh in a footnote in today's opinion says "the officers must not make interior immigration stops or arrests based on race or ethnicity."
December 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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look at how little effort it takes for someone on the conservative grievance circuit to destroy a life

millions of college kids have half assed an assignment at the last minute, you eat the F and move on

but the effort to push trans people out of public life will use whatever it can get
Worth noting that the student admits that she just threw the thing together in 30 minutes without reading the paper she was supposed to be responding to.
December 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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and while we're talking about it, I WANT A FERRY!
December 23, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Doc Bullfrog, you smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you.
December 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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all fake punts are beautiful in the eyes of jesus
December 22, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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"I think we're still on the air Tim"

"... No we're not, are we?"

😭😭😭
December 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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American exceptionalism baby
December 19, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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if the mta sold F/M swap merch they'd be funded for the next decade
December 18, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Brioche the Doughmancer 🫓
December 17, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Virginia Heffernan wrote this shortly after the 2016 election and it still holds true
December 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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kyrsten sinema seemingly had a long-term plan to cash out of her senate job by establishing a reputation as someone who was connected to both parties, so at minimum it is good to see her get to find out that her name is mud
December 16, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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My humanities dept was relevant. Majors were up. Courses were 100% enrolled. Revenue positive, GE serving, etc etc. We were still eliminated.

The problem is ideological administrative destruction. Couldn’t write a report, a self study, or a spreadsheet against that.
'For humanities departments to continue to matter, they must challenge the modern world rather than accommodate it. Indeed, the most useful lesson the humanities have to offer today is a profoundly countercultural one: Difficulty is good, an end in its own right.' 2/2
December 15, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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i think we should all commit ourselves to, at minimum, a national 3 day party When It Happens. one bottle of champagne in the back of your closet is no longer adequate. be prepared
December 15, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I stopped going there after getting yelled at for pointing out a salary cap will only guarantee athletes get paid less and not actually impact how good or bad teams are.
Never look at the r/buccos subreddit
December 15, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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It’s often said that too many political writers cover politics as if it’s sports. Actually they cover politics as if they are bad at covering sports
lol wut. dropping from 42 percent approval to 36 percent approval seems pretty significant. apnews.com/article/trum...
December 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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"Yours, gingerly inverting a half litre dewar full of liquid chlorine trifluoride over my regards (behind a blast shield, using a VERY long pole, breathing air from a tank, while wearing asbestos overalls and a good pair of running shoes)
Signed, "Yours, turning up the bunsen burner flame under the stoppered test tube full of my regards"
Nothing worse than signing an email "warm regards" and getting a reply with "warmest regards". Oh, now it's ON.
December 9, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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No notes
October 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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I like how a lot of QRPs on this are "yeah duh because modern tech sucks" and that sounds like projection from the Millennials in the crowd seeing the headline and going no further, but no it's exactly what the kid said
December 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM