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🎵 Oooooooooo Devereux 🎵
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I'll never forget that commercial for a Spanish chocolate Twinkie where you can see the cake tasting a piece of his ass (to be benevolent)
December 14, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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I’m often told that atheism is a position of arrogance. Quite often by people who think they have a personal relationship with the creator of the entire universe. Which they call humility.
May 20, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Daniel Dawn Lewis (youngest clone)

Daniel Day Lewis (middle clone)

Daniel Dusk Lewis (oldest clone)
December 12, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Terrific
November 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Cities across the US like Charlotte are being used as labs for a fascist authoritarian dystopia
November 19, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!
November 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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AI sitcom accidentally a Lynchian fever dream. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and insane lament.
October 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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You guys, I’m not an economist I didn’t even graduate from college, though I do have an advanced degree (but not a fancy one) and even I know this is not a good sign
September 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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If writing one bad check a decade ago is “moral turpitude” then I have some deeply troubling news about the President of the United States
What Trump's Secret Police did today.
September 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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CDC leaders on why the left: “I resigned because I could not be part of the weaponization of public health and CDC… we should always be questioning - but you shouldn’t have a preconceived idea before you have the data.”
August 29, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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A.I.:
August 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Republicans complain about Texas Democrats “fleeing”—yet just days ago, they themselves fled D.C. to avoid voting on the Epstein files.

Why? To protect a convicted felon sitting in the Oval Office.

One side dodges accountability.
The other fights for democracy.

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August 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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🚨WATCH: “THIS PROJECT & AIRPORT ARE IN MY DISTRICT.”

Lee has Rep. @brotherjones.bsky.social BLOCKED from entering an event announcing a state-sanctioned private Tesla Tunnel from Nashville airport - Elon Musk will control. (Republicans were allowed in)

Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DMsqzpJ...
July 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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July 9, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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Don’t send me an unsolicited picture of your peewee cocktapus unless you want me to…
A: find your mom’s Facebook
B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were
C: badly photoshop that into a locket
D: convince you I’m your daughter.

Happy Father’s Day Daddy.
June 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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why is the president the only person testing the limits of his power? everyone should see what they can get away with. what if zookeepers gave helicopters to gorillas? nobody has tried this
June 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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doctor: well mr. yoda, we fixed the language center of your brain. you should talk totally normal now

yoda: thanks dude
May 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Never take seriously those who ridicule low income people for having a smartphone or laptop.

“If they’re so poor how did they buy an iPhone???”

Because they’re trying to escape poverty, not the 1700s, genius. If you think basic tech access is unnecessary or a luxury, survive a month without it.
May 24, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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now this is the kinda shit im talkin about. saguaro cactus. hell yeah. these bad boys can sequester the carbon equivalent of 40 gallons of gas, not releasing carbon back into the atmosphere during decomposition but interacting with the soil to create the mineral calcium carbonate(just a fuckin rock)
May 24, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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I just think it’s hilarious that people went to college with the Pope. “What’s Ken up to these days? Partner at a law firm outside Pittsburgh, that’s nice. And Bob? Oh, he’s the Pope.”
May 9, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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This is the only MAHA I care about
May 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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I've always loved Paul Rudnick's wit.
May 9, 2025 at 12:07 AM