bryandean
@bryandean.bsky.social
Probably the least important person on the planet.
Reposted by bryandean
one takeaway from the grok noncon porn thing is that much of the media just isn't interested in an issue they can't pretend has two sides or that doesn't give them an opportunity to shit on the left. Also it would be uncomfortable to justify remaining on twitter after acknowledging it
January 6, 2026 at 9:06 PM
one takeaway from the grok noncon porn thing is that much of the media just isn't interested in an issue they can't pretend has two sides or that doesn't give them an opportunity to shit on the left. Also it would be uncomfortable to justify remaining on twitter after acknowledging it
My New Year's Resolution is crime
January 1, 2026 at 2:05 AM
My New Year's Resolution is crime
Reposted by bryandean
blowing on the wirecutters like they're dice for good luck right before i snip the red wire
December 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
blowing on the wirecutters like they're dice for good luck right before i snip the red wire
Reposted by bryandean
Reposted by bryandean
OH. COME. ON.
November 24, 2025 at 1:27 PM
OH. COME. ON.
Reposted by bryandean
Me: do you mind if I smoke?
Him: oh I hate cigarette smoke
Me: i meant a ham *puts on chef hat*
Him: oh I hate cigarette smoke
Me: i meant a ham *puts on chef hat*
November 12, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Me: do you mind if I smoke?
Him: oh I hate cigarette smoke
Me: i meant a ham *puts on chef hat*
Him: oh I hate cigarette smoke
Me: i meant a ham *puts on chef hat*
Reposted by bryandean
My list of dreams now doubles as a list of things that are never going to happen
November 13, 2025 at 2:05 PM
My list of dreams now doubles as a list of things that are never going to happen
Reposted by bryandean
welcome to bluesky. if the word "mapquest" means anything to you and/or you used it as a verb, you're in the right place
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
welcome to bluesky. if the word "mapquest" means anything to you and/or you used it as a verb, you're in the right place
Reposted by bryandean
It's the time of year again -- time to do your holiday shopping from independent artists. It's more important than ever to support people actually making stuff!
If you're an artist or craftsperson of any kind, please reply to this with what you make and a link to your store and I'll share it!
If you're an artist or craftsperson of any kind, please reply to this with what you make and a link to your store and I'll share it!
October 31, 2025 at 1:31 PM
It's the time of year again -- time to do your holiday shopping from independent artists. It's more important than ever to support people actually making stuff!
If you're an artist or craftsperson of any kind, please reply to this with what you make and a link to your store and I'll share it!
If you're an artist or craftsperson of any kind, please reply to this with what you make and a link to your store and I'll share it!
Reposted by bryandean
"you're telling me this ween is hallow" and other high quality posts
October 31, 2025 at 1:14 PM
"you're telling me this ween is hallow" and other high quality posts
Reposted by bryandean
used to be that solving puzzles that open portals to hell was something to avoid, but at this point how much worse could it be? worth at least day tripping into the portal, check out the housing market there, give it a look-see
October 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
used to be that solving puzzles that open portals to hell was something to avoid, but at this point how much worse could it be? worth at least day tripping into the portal, check out the housing market there, give it a look-see
Reposted by bryandean
Oops I deleted slack and outlook and threw my computer in a ditch
October 14, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Oops I deleted slack and outlook and threw my computer in a ditch
Reposted by bryandean
one of those little pistols that slides out of your shirt sleeve but instead it's an emergency snack hotdog
October 14, 2025 at 7:16 PM
one of those little pistols that slides out of your shirt sleeve but instead it's an emergency snack hotdog
Reposted by bryandean
Freedom is taken, not asked for.
If your government is telling you that you can be free, but only in a special zone and in constrained ways, that isn’t freedom.
Don’t comply. Be free.
If your government is telling you that you can be free, but only in a special zone and in constrained ways, that isn’t freedom.
Don’t comply. Be free.
October 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Freedom is taken, not asked for.
If your government is telling you that you can be free, but only in a special zone and in constrained ways, that isn’t freedom.
Don’t comply. Be free.
If your government is telling you that you can be free, but only in a special zone and in constrained ways, that isn’t freedom.
Don’t comply. Be free.
Reposted by bryandean
Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon but it's me linking how every societal problem is the fault of billionaires
September 15, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon but it's me linking how every societal problem is the fault of billionaires
Reposted by bryandean
rip edgar allan poe, you would have loved That's So Raven
September 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
rip edgar allan poe, you would have loved That's So Raven
Reposted by bryandean
Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
August 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
Reposted by bryandean
Well, well, well. If it isn’t exactly what I asked for and more or less what I deserve.
August 30, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Well, well, well. If it isn’t exactly what I asked for and more or less what I deserve.
I just know that I'd fit in with Jeopardy contestants and that depresses me.
August 31, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I just know that I'd fit in with Jeopardy contestants and that depresses me.
Reposted by bryandean
Today Taylor Swift accomplished something no AI researcher ever could (made an announcement without posting on X)
August 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Today Taylor Swift accomplished something no AI researcher ever could (made an announcement without posting on X)
Knee high socks my ass, they barely go three quarters the way up my big fat calves.
August 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Knee high socks my ass, they barely go three quarters the way up my big fat calves.
Reposted by bryandean
