Bucklechops
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Bucklechops
@bucklechops.bsky.social
· Nov 20
My Navy career:
*Highway to the the Danger Zone plays while I clean a toilet*
*Highway to the the Danger Zone plays while I clean a toilet*
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there has never been a better time to join the "Hit the Guardrail at 80 mph and flip your Tesla on Purpose" movement
April 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
there has never been a better time to join the "Hit the Guardrail at 80 mph and flip your Tesla on Purpose" movement
Recruiter: Why do you want to join the Navy, Scott?
*imagines myself playing in the volleyball game in Top Gun*
Me: I want to serve my county
*imagines myself playing in the volleyball game in Top Gun*
Me: I want to serve my county
March 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Recruiter: Why do you want to join the Navy, Scott?
*imagines myself playing in the volleyball game in Top Gun*
Me: I want to serve my county
*imagines myself playing in the volleyball game in Top Gun*
Me: I want to serve my county
Cigarette butts are not litter, apparently.
March 16, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Cigarette butts are not litter, apparently.
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After playing a fictional member of the Resistance a long time ago, I never could have imagined it ever happening in real life, but here we are.
Mark Hamill posting rebellious content in a battle against a dictator and his robotic sidekick is the most Star Wars shit ever.
February 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
After playing a fictional member of the Resistance a long time ago, I never could have imagined it ever happening in real life, but here we are.
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“If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing.”
A classic quote from Malcolm X, who was assassinated 60 years ago today.
A classic quote from Malcolm X, who was assassinated 60 years ago today.
February 22, 2025 at 4:50 AM
“If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing.”
A classic quote from Malcolm X, who was assassinated 60 years ago today.
A classic quote from Malcolm X, who was assassinated 60 years ago today.
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Every day I wake up and check the news to see if it's The Big Day. I can't wait for The Big Day!!
February 16, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Every day I wake up and check the news to see if it's The Big Day. I can't wait for The Big Day!!
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finally beat balatro on gold stake, got carried by duplicate ancient jokers. once i leveled up flush and stacked my deck with mult/holographic cards those two were unstoppable
February 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
finally beat balatro on gold stake, got carried by duplicate ancient jokers. once i leveled up flush and stacked my deck with mult/holographic cards those two were unstoppable
So, do we like, still do our taxes like normal in April or...?
February 6, 2025 at 4:23 AM
So, do we like, still do our taxes like normal in April or...?
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One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
January 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
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Oh shit
January 24, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Oh shit
I feel like I'm playing Star Wars KOTOR again but this time in real life and I again chose the Jedi path which is really hard because you get no money and do quests for free while watching the Sith live like kings all around you.
January 23, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I feel like I'm playing Star Wars KOTOR again but this time in real life and I again chose the Jedi path which is really hard because you get no money and do quests for free while watching the Sith live like kings all around you.
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everything happens so much
January 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
everything happens so much
Right now, the worst people in the world are in a room cheering on the worst person in the world, before he does the worst things to the world.
January 20, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Right now, the worst people in the world are in a room cheering on the worst person in the world, before he does the worst things to the world.
Yeah, I've made some mistakes. Done some things I'm ashamed of. I once put Spin Doctors on a mix tape.
January 14, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Yeah, I've made some mistakes. Done some things I'm ashamed of. I once put Spin Doctors on a mix tape.
Cigarette butts are not littler, apparently.
January 10, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Cigarette butts are not littler, apparently.
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To an asshole, all virtue is "virtue signaling."
January 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
To an asshole, all virtue is "virtue signaling."
Some men don't want to watch the world burn
January 8, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Some men don't want to watch the world burn
Not now, abused animals commercial on CNN
January 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Not now, abused animals commercial on CNN
*cradles my breakfast burrito like a newborn baby*
January 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
*cradles my breakfast burrito like a newborn baby*
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But most of all, I regret that my actions have led to negative consequences for me
December 11, 2024 at 3:17 AM
But most of all, I regret that my actions have led to negative consequences for me
"It is what it is" means "It's not what it should be"
December 6, 2024 at 10:12 PM
"It is what it is" means "It's not what it should be"
Take my wi-fi, please.
December 6, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Take my wi-fi, please.
*Slingblade voice* Some folks call it a hospital bill, I call it a Kaiser bill.
December 5, 2024 at 6:57 PM
*Slingblade voice* Some folks call it a hospital bill, I call it a Kaiser bill.
Look, all I know is that no one is going to be freezing my brain for future study.
December 5, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Look, all I know is that no one is going to be freezing my brain for future study.
Not to brag but my wife just showed me how to enable adult content on Bluesky
November 23, 2024 at 10:12 PM
Not to brag but my wife just showed me how to enable adult content on Bluesky