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December 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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when you're conceived, your "self" begins borrowing matter from the universe like checking out books from a library. in a tub your feet exchange particles with the water. where do you end and begin? that's why it's ontologically impossible to get mad at me for stealing pens from the bank. they're me
December 20, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Had a dream where I said out loud "If master chief can dodge a Wraith I can dodge a Ford F-250" before immediately waking up after failing to do exactly that
December 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I could incinerate anything
December 20, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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i hope all my ancestors are watching me single-handedly end their bloodline and if they have a problem with it i'll fight them on the other side
December 19, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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every HEALTH song is just this with an industrial instrumental
December 14, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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so insanely fucking real for this
December 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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I dunno man the concept of actually owning something you pay for must be like a drug if you're under 30
December 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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rest in power to the og american quirked up white boy
Abolitionist John Brown was executed by the state of Virginia on December 2, 1859.
December 3, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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animals innately trust and respect me because they can see my aura and know my intentions
November 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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At least the 2008 crash was about a bet that housing would never decline. The next one will be about betting that six companies who sell each other magic beans would never decline
November 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Rip and tear until it is done? No, shred and grind until it is fun, dude 🙂🤙
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Pretty much all affordability discourse could benefit from just posting this chart.

If you're in the better off America, all the luxury goods you want in excess are for the most part much cheaper. If you're in the poorer America, most of the shit you need to live/grow is more expensive.
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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the people should be allowed to, at any time in a politician's tenure, hold a special referendum to have them Budd Dwyer themselves on live TV
CNN: Was the shutdown worth it?

HAKEEM JEFFRIES: We have waged a battle on behalf of the American people.

CNN: But you didn't get what you want.

JEFFRIES: At the end of the day, the fight lives on.
November 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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nobody has ever described me as "radiant" but that's just because what I'm emitting isn't on the visible spectrum
November 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 3:36 PM
The government's not gonna turn back on is it. Its just gonna be cops and nothing else until those guys die
November 4, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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The nature of having your own functional deli slicer is multifaceted. On the one hand, having the capability to make my own cold cuts. On the other, my penis being tortured in the 9th circle of Dante's Inferno forever
October 28, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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American Fascism is so fucking lame, bro. Mussolini called back to Rome. Nazis made up this whole batshit aryan mythology to paper over Germany’s actual history as backwater barbarians. MAGA’s just like “remember when ads were full of white people and cars didn’t have pussy liberal crumple zones?”
October 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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lol this cop pissed himself
Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.
October 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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You are physically connected to this world and have the power to shape it. Make a little guy out of clay
October 13, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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does anyone need a sworn retainer. like a terrible instrument of your will who asks no questions and is more of a living weapon than a fully actualized human being
October 7, 2025 at 1:25 AM