hi, i’m cory 👋🏾
@burncoryburn.bsky.social
(he/him) i play pretend for a living & i’m a MASSIVE F1 fan 🏎💨 also, i co-host @thef1files.bsky.social podcast & i’m SAG-AFTRA af ✊🏾
watch our short film “Wrong Dog” on youtube: https://youtu.be/hDRCcAaMMFM?si=r4H0WRVGWOi00R3e
watch our short film “Wrong Dog” on youtube: https://youtu.be/hDRCcAaMMFM?si=r4H0WRVGWOi00R3e
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· Nov 24
how history will remember the early 2000’s… probably
![That Anikin and Padme meme with the text:
(Panel 1 Anikin) “… then in 2012 Obama was elected to his 2nd term”
(Panel 2 Padme) “and that was the end of racism in america, right?”
(Panel 3 Anikin) [staring blankly]
(Panel 4 Padme) “right?!?”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wqg3h26nngchr6knfc6np2bo/bafkreicnuwgn24mes34tssz5bpokcxpugwvega5pbxrah33pbrr5jzex5m@jpeg)
November 27, 2025 at 5:27 AM
how history will remember the early 2000’s… probably
by pure happenstance, i think i made THEE definitive #landonorris meme?
#F1 || #LasVegasGP || #Mclaren
#F1 || #LasVegasGP || #Mclaren
November 24, 2025 at 4:37 AM
by pure happenstance, i think i made THEE definitive #landonorris meme?
#F1 || #LasVegasGP || #Mclaren
#F1 || #LasVegasGP || #Mclaren
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happy Jair Bolsonaro got arrested after failing to cut off his ankle monitor day
"Brazil’s former far-right president, Jair Bolsonaro, has been arrested at his villa in the capital, Brasília, amid suspicions he was poised to abscond to a foreign embassy to avoid going to prison for masterminding a military coup."
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
Brazilian police arrest Bolsonaro amid suspicions he was about to flee
Politician reportedly taken from his villa into custody at a federal police base about 7 miles from presidential palace
www.theguardian.com
November 23, 2025 at 4:53 AM
happy Jair Bolsonaro got arrested after failing to cut off his ankle monitor day
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It's worth noting the #LasVegasGP was the last race for F1 chief medical officer, Dr Ian Roberts.
Having held the position since 2013, he provided the first response to Grosjean in Bahrain 2020, Bianchi at Suzuka 2014, Hubert at Spa 2019, Verstappen and Zhou at the 2021 and 2022 British GPs. #F1
Having held the position since 2013, he provided the first response to Grosjean in Bahrain 2020, Bianchi at Suzuka 2014, Hubert at Spa 2019, Verstappen and Zhou at the 2021 and 2022 British GPs. #F1
November 23, 2025 at 6:13 AM
It's worth noting the #LasVegasGP was the last race for F1 chief medical officer, Dr Ian Roberts.
Having held the position since 2013, he provided the first response to Grosjean in Bahrain 2020, Bianchi at Suzuka 2014, Hubert at Spa 2019, Verstappen and Zhou at the 2021 and 2022 British GPs. #F1
Having held the position since 2013, he provided the first response to Grosjean in Bahrain 2020, Bianchi at Suzuka 2014, Hubert at Spa 2019, Verstappen and Zhou at the 2021 and 2022 British GPs. #F1
November 23, 2025 at 6:18 AM
did you say pistols at dawn? hard pass…
this the ONLY kinda duel i fucks with now
this the ONLY kinda duel i fucks with now
November 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
did you say pistols at dawn? hard pass…
this the ONLY kinda duel i fucks with now
this the ONLY kinda duel i fucks with now
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This country is what it has always been.
"The Coast Guard will no longer classify the swastika as a hate symbol.
"Instead, the Coast Guard will classify the Nazi insignia as 'potentially divisive' under its new guidelines.
"The new policy similarly downgrades the definition of nooses and the Confederate flag."
Free link wapo.st/3Mbd9a6
"Instead, the Coast Guard will classify the Nazi insignia as 'potentially divisive' under its new guidelines.
"The new policy similarly downgrades the definition of nooses and the Confederate flag."
Free link wapo.st/3Mbd9a6
U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
The military service, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, has drafted a new policy that classifies such items “potentially divisive.”
wapo.st
November 20, 2025 at 9:05 PM
This country is what it has always been.
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JWST used a galaxy cluster to magnify (100x) and possibly observed Pop III stars, which are among the earliest stars in the universe 👀
What a glorious machine we built to find wonders in the universe 🥰
I also love this because gravitational lensing is so cool!
Space is weird and I love it ☺️
What a glorious machine we built to find wonders in the universe 🥰
I also love this because gravitational lensing is so cool!
Space is weird and I love it ☺️
The James Webb Space Telescope may have finally found the 1st stars in the universe
"We really needed the sensitivity of JWST. We also needed the 100 times magnification from gravitational lensing from a galaxy cluster between us and LAP1-B."
share.google
November 19, 2025 at 5:22 AM
JWST used a galaxy cluster to magnify (100x) and possibly observed Pop III stars, which are among the earliest stars in the universe 👀
What a glorious machine we built to find wonders in the universe 🥰
I also love this because gravitational lensing is so cool!
Space is weird and I love it ☺️
What a glorious machine we built to find wonders in the universe 🥰
I also love this because gravitational lensing is so cool!
Space is weird and I love it ☺️
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Old Pizza Hut was a trip cuz them boujee ass niggas could be 3 blocks away but if the zip code changed they wasn't delivering shit to you, the quality dropped after they stopped doing that soft segregation (and the buffets of course) 😭😭😭
November 19, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Old Pizza Hut was a trip cuz them boujee ass niggas could be 3 blocks away but if the zip code changed they wasn't delivering shit to you, the quality dropped after they stopped doing that soft segregation (and the buffets of course) 😭😭😭
there’s truly nothing funnier than a failed writer (who claims to hate the “hollywood elite”) literally trying to pay his way into awards season 😭💀
Ben Shapiro is spending a lot of $$$ trying to win the inaugural Best Podcast award at the Golden Globes.
Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/ben-shapir...
Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/ben-shapir...
Shapiro's Golden Spending Spree
Ben Shapiro is mounting an aggressive Golden Globes campaign, buying billboard space in Times Square and within Jay Penske’s media empire in a bid to win the inaugural Best Podcast award.
www.status.news
November 19, 2025 at 4:17 AM
there’s truly nothing funnier than a failed writer (who claims to hate the “hollywood elite”) literally trying to pay his way into awards season 😭💀
in addition to this being hilarious, it’s also 100% accurate
November 19, 2025 at 2:06 AM
in addition to this being hilarious, it’s also 100% accurate
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Black women in LA County are leading a movement that demands a transition that prioritizes community health, equitable redevelopment, and reparative justice.
In the Shadow of Oil Rigs, Black Women Are Reclaiming Their Neighborhoods
From the courts to city streets, Black women organizers are proving climate solutions start at the neighborhood level.
capitalbnews.org
November 17, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Black women in LA County are leading a movement that demands a transition that prioritizes community health, equitable redevelopment, and reparative justice.
well fuck me runnin!
November 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
well fuck me runnin!
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Bringing back vine is some elder millennial ghostbuster juice box bait that’s gonna 100% work on me
November 13, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Bringing back vine is some elder millennial ghostbuster juice box bait that’s gonna 100% work on me
i say this as someone with deep southern roots: an AI song comfortably sitting at number 1 on the country music charts is shamefully hilarious 🤠 🙃
November 12, 2025 at 4:14 AM
i say this as someone with deep southern roots: an AI song comfortably sitting at number 1 on the country music charts is shamefully hilarious 🤠 🙃
huge if true 😳
It is my solemn duty to inform you that the generational masterpiece known as "Jason X," aka "Jason in Space," AKA the ONLY Jason in which David Cronenberg plays a futuristic cryogenics doctor interested in cryogenizing Jason, is now on Tubi
November 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
huge if true 😳
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Morgoth is a fallen god so in comparison Sauron is a lot more grounded despite also becoming a flaming eyeball
November 11, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Morgoth is a fallen god so in comparison Sauron is a lot more grounded despite also becoming a flaming eyeball
me, staring into the abyss:
“yo… this kinda slaps”
“yo… this kinda slaps”
November 11, 2025 at 5:59 AM
me, staring into the abyss:
“yo… this kinda slaps”
“yo… this kinda slaps”
i can’t oversell how funny this 2nd verse is y’all 😭💀
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 11, 2025 at 5:48 AM
i can’t oversell how funny this 2nd verse is y’all 😭💀
has there ever been a more obvious example of why we need a 3rd party in this country?
November 11, 2025 at 5:02 AM
has there ever been a more obvious example of why we need a 3rd party in this country?
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“The call center is expected to receive and process 6,000 to 7,000 calls per day.”
if everyone calls and reports an I.C. Weiner, or Amanda Hugnkiss I bet we could help them with their quota, no problem
if everyone calls and reports an I.C. Weiner, or Amanda Hugnkiss I bet we could help them with their quota, no problem
November 6, 2025 at 7:20 AM
“The call center is expected to receive and process 6,000 to 7,000 calls per day.”
if everyone calls and reports an I.C. Weiner, or Amanda Hugnkiss I bet we could help them with their quota, no problem
if everyone calls and reports an I.C. Weiner, or Amanda Hugnkiss I bet we could help them with their quota, no problem
fyi they’re basically doing vintage twitter on reddit
![meme of Zorhan Mamdami wearing a propeller hat and holding a giant lollipop. with a text bubble that reads “f*ck them british wizard movies”
there is also text from his mother’s wikipedia page above Zohran that reads “In 2007, Nair was asked to direct Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, but turned it down to work on The Namesake, reportedly after her son Zohran persuaded her that she was the only one who could direct the latter. 19] (31] Based on…”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wqg3h26nngchr6knfc6np2bo/bafkreihrx3wrzla74lh7agdznqwyacnai57ryobpnqbexrukq5kuy5savq@jpeg)
November 6, 2025 at 7:20 AM
fyi they’re basically doing vintage twitter on reddit
THIS IS A GOOD THING. the wealthy have been fleeing new york city for several months. THIS IS A GOOD THING. they leach off the city. most received welfare aka subsidies. none of them paid their fair share in taxes. they drove up rent prices. facilitated gentrification. fuck em. THIS IS A GOOD THING.
November 5, 2025 at 5:38 AM
THIS IS A GOOD THING. the wealthy have been fleeing new york city for several months. THIS IS A GOOD THING. they leach off the city. most received welfare aka subsidies. none of them paid their fair share in taxes. they drove up rent prices. facilitated gentrification. fuck em. THIS IS A GOOD THING.
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Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.
June 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.