Carlos Alberto
@cabetomejia.bsky.social
Night person who lives by day.
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that about sums it all up
January 12, 2026 at 9:24 PM
that about sums it all up
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they should invent a kitchen trash you can take out that is less than 106.8% full
December 31, 2025 at 12:41 AM
they should invent a kitchen trash you can take out that is less than 106.8% full
Everyone's dying so young. God save us
Perry Bamonte, a guitarist and keyboard player in the Cure, has died. He was 65.
Perry Bamonte, Guitarist and Keyboardist in the Cure, Dies at 65
A former roadie, Mr. Bamonte joined the band in 1990. He played on five albums and in hundreds of shows and was “a vital part of the Cure story,” the band said.
nyti.ms
December 28, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Everyone's dying so young. God save us
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
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and god I mean, more broadly - I resent this idea that someone has to look at me to follow what I'm saying, I like writing and I like talking on the radio and on podcasts, I have no professional interest in people looking at my face, leave me alone
December 27, 2025 at 10:25 AM
and god I mean, more broadly - I resent this idea that someone has to look at me to follow what I'm saying, I like writing and I like talking on the radio and on podcasts, I have no professional interest in people looking at my face, leave me alone
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i just did it all scared
What gave you courage in 2025?
December 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
i just did it all scared
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The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up
November 10, 2024 at 12:14 AM
The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up
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this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
September 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
NEW YORK—Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. “Shortly after you navigat...
theonion.com
September 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
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i firmly believe these mysterious ghosts will make me money
This is hilarious. These people have never run a real business. It is 100% a scam operated by skiled, dedicated grifters.
www.wsj.com/articles/sto...
www.wsj.com/articles/sto...
September 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
i firmly believe these mysterious ghosts will make me money
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I’ve been witnessing stuff like this in my daily life too. Like it is WILD watching how leadership of companies will contort themselves to comply with whatever a tyrant wants them too as long as it serves the all mighty god of capital. I knew that’s how it worked but this is insane levels
September 18, 2025 at 11:04 AM
I’ve been witnessing stuff like this in my daily life too. Like it is WILD watching how leadership of companies will contort themselves to comply with whatever a tyrant wants them too as long as it serves the all mighty god of capital. I knew that’s how it worked but this is insane levels
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as soon as there's evidence the shooter's identity isn't easy to weaponize things magically become complicated
“I have no idea why he did this.” A young man's descent from model student to suspect in the killing of Charlie Kirk. on.wsj.com/48gbtoN
September 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
as soon as there's evidence the shooter's identity isn't easy to weaponize things magically become complicated
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i constantly think about this post
September 3, 2025 at 3:15 AM
i constantly think about this post
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Meanwhile, on Twitter...
February 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Meanwhile, on Twitter...
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this is just like the parable of the scorpion and the scorpion
June 5, 2025 at 8:02 PM
this is just like the parable of the scorpion and the scorpion
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Sobering thought: by this time we probably have the first ghost haunting while wearing crocs
June 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Sobering thought: by this time we probably have the first ghost haunting while wearing crocs
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From @theathletic.bsky.social: Coco Gauff won the French Open, prevailing over the No. 1 seed Aryna Sabalenka in a tense and chaotic final match on Saturday. She is the first American woman to win on the clay since Serena Williams in 2015. nyti.ms/43OLRf7
June 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
From @theathletic.bsky.social: Coco Gauff won the French Open, prevailing over the No. 1 seed Aryna Sabalenka in a tense and chaotic final match on Saturday. She is the first American woman to win on the clay since Serena Williams in 2015. nyti.ms/43OLRf7
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Everyone wants more from me than I can give. The world is my unhappy girlfriend
May 21, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Everyone wants more from me than I can give. The world is my unhappy girlfriend
My theory is that Charlie from Charlie's Angels was functionally depressed and could only work from home
May 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
My theory is that Charlie from Charlie's Angels was functionally depressed and could only work from home
At any given point the people in your background might be living one of the more memorable moments in their life. Mundanity cruising by
May 15, 2025 at 6:50 PM
At any given point the people in your background might be living one of the more memorable moments in their life. Mundanity cruising by
When your ice cream has to stand up for what's right you know we're in the end of times
Ben Cohen, a co-founder of Ben & Jerry's, was arrested on Wednesday in Washington, D.C., after he interrupted a Senate hearing to protest Congress’s funding of Israel’s military as it wages war against Hamas in Gaza.
Ben & Jerry’s Founder Arrested at Senate Hearing After Protesting War in Gaza
www.nytimes.com
May 15, 2025 at 1:55 PM
When your ice cream has to stand up for what's right you know we're in the end of times
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AOL warned us of the dangers of logging on. It would play for us the screams of the damned. But we didn’t listen. We didn’t listen.
February 27, 2025 at 10:14 AM
AOL warned us of the dangers of logging on. It would play for us the screams of the damned. But we didn’t listen. We didn’t listen.