food highlights of recent weeks
January 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
food highlights of recent weeks
today I went to the gym and made stir fried rice with pork :)
November 27, 2024 at 5:51 PM
today I went to the gym and made stir fried rice with pork :)
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She's a 10, but she wakes up before you and starts the coffee and makes you an omelette so really she's an 11.
November 26, 2024 at 6:57 AM
She's a 10, but she wakes up before you and starts the coffee and makes you an omelette so really she's an 11.
today was rainy but i walked four kilometers and had crispy roast pork and rice :)
November 25, 2024 at 7:05 PM
today was rainy but i walked four kilometers and had crispy roast pork and rice :)
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I only date uncircumcised men because where else am I supposed to hide my contraband snacks at the movies?
November 21, 2024 at 3:44 PM
I only date uncircumcised men because where else am I supposed to hide my contraband snacks at the movies?
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food makes me moan, like I really just wanna eat good for the rest of my life
November 16, 2024 at 6:37 PM
food makes me moan, like I really just wanna eat good for the rest of my life
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priest: body of christ
me: amen daddy
me: amen daddy
November 17, 2024 at 1:14 PM
priest: body of christ
me: amen daddy
me: amen daddy
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Cats when they stretch their paws so each individual toe bean is visible
November 12, 2024 at 7:49 PM
Cats when they stretch their paws so each individual toe bean is visible
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That's not an infection, those are my feelings.
November 12, 2024 at 2:45 PM
That's not an infection, those are my feelings.
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getting drunk off vodka is so foolish. oh no this potato water got me acting crazy, listen to yourself
November 14, 2024 at 6:58 PM
getting drunk off vodka is so foolish. oh no this potato water got me acting crazy, listen to yourself
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[the most depressed I’ve ever been]
I’m going to make a pie
I’m going to make a pie
November 14, 2024 at 4:46 AM
[the most depressed I’ve ever been]
I’m going to make a pie
I’m going to make a pie
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i take all 7 days worth of pills at once to be done for the week
November 15, 2024 at 3:10 AM
i take all 7 days worth of pills at once to be done for the week
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moaning “yes chef” as i eat an egg mcmuffin in my car
November 15, 2024 at 2:24 PM
moaning “yes chef” as i eat an egg mcmuffin in my car
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wonderful bagel breakfast. just a little cream cheese and a cup of coffee. wow. what a way to start the day. i am capable of tremendous acts of evil
November 15, 2024 at 2:01 PM
wonderful bagel breakfast. just a little cream cheese and a cup of coffee. wow. what a way to start the day. i am capable of tremendous acts of evil
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forgot to drink any water all day so yeah let me just make up for it by drinking 1.25L in one go
November 15, 2024 at 12:56 PM
forgot to drink any water all day so yeah let me just make up for it by drinking 1.25L in one go
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me the earth
🤝
annually getting hotter
and more unstable
🤝
annually getting hotter
and more unstable
November 8, 2024 at 8:10 PM
me the earth
🤝
annually getting hotter
and more unstable
🤝
annually getting hotter
and more unstable
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People just don’t crash through saloon windows during bar fights like they used to
November 12, 2024 at 7:33 PM
People just don’t crash through saloon windows during bar fights like they used to
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youre too late mister bond i played with all the dogs and petted them a lot and when you try to play with them theyll be too tired to want to do anything
November 15, 2024 at 3:18 AM
youre too late mister bond i played with all the dogs and petted them a lot and when you try to play with them theyll be too tired to want to do anything