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Home of the $10 banana 🍌
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help me flaky pastry you’re my only hope
January 13, 2026 at 8:00 PM
help me flaky pastry you’re my only hope
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We're gonna need a bigger timeline cleanse
January 9, 2026 at 10:14 PM
We're gonna need a bigger timeline cleanse
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We had a good run
2026 could be great. We simply don't know.
January 3, 2026 at 4:08 PM
We had a good run
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God really made sea lions like “what if a wet banana could scream”
January 2, 2026 at 8:57 PM
God really made sea lions like “what if a wet banana could scream”
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RIP 2025
2025-2025
2025-2025
December 31, 2025 at 2:26 PM
RIP 2025
2025-2025
2025-2025
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Toast is a vehicle for other foods. I will not be taking questions at this time.
December 30, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Toast is a vehicle for other foods. I will not be taking questions at this time.
Oh it’s nothing, honey. Just a little crippling self doubt. I’m sure I’ll feel better in the morning.
December 30, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Oh it’s nothing, honey. Just a little crippling self doubt. I’m sure I’ll feel better in the morning.
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damn that baby looks cool as hell
December 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
damn that baby looks cool as hell
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This has been a great year for people who love being angry
December 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
This has been a great year for people who love being angry
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Sometimes I start talking and hope it ends well.
December 29, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Sometimes I start talking and hope it ends well.
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how much does it cost to have godzilla stomp on you does anyone know
December 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
how much does it cost to have godzilla stomp on you does anyone know
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coffee isn’t enough i need to be jiggled about by one of those old timey weight loss machines
December 29, 2025 at 1:36 PM
coffee isn’t enough i need to be jiggled about by one of those old timey weight loss machines
The last thing you see after Amanda Palmer offers to ‘help’ you.
December 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The last thing you see after Amanda Palmer offers to ‘help’ you.
I never finished college but I have seen every episode of Love after Lockup and I think that says something about me.
December 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I never finished college but I have seen every episode of Love after Lockup and I think that says something about me.
There are two wolves inside me and one of them is nauseous because he ate pecan pie for breakfast.
December 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM
There are two wolves inside me and one of them is nauseous because he ate pecan pie for breakfast.