Captain Parnick
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Captain Parnick
@captainparnick.bsky.social
I love it here
Ram Emanuel wanted to listen to girls take shits in middle school
Rahm Emanuel repeating anti trans talking points.
March 2, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Rahm Emanuel repeating anti trans talking points.
March 1, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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NYPD have obtained footage of the CEO Shooter going behind a sofa and descending stairs. "He is gone" said a spokesman. "so are the stairs"
December 8, 2024 at 12:50 AM
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also, i am fascinated by how conservatives across the board have simply given up on the idea that people can be persuaded. seems commensurate with the return of scientific racism to mainstream circles. people are simply inherently one thing or another according to whatever group they were born into
September 29, 2024 at 7:19 PM
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Trump on union workers: “They get their little 5 percent, they get another 2 percent... All of a sudden they’re making more money than the people that own the company”
September 2, 2024 at 2:03 PM
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Reject modernity Embrace tradition
August 31, 2024 at 1:02 AM
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Twisters, fantastic summer movie, check it out. This has been your Bluesky Movie Corner.
August 18, 2024 at 1:18 AM
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I ain’t seen that look in Steph’s eyes since somebody threatened to build affordable housing in his neighborhood
August 10, 2024 at 9:15 PM
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Some of the Walz analysis you’re seeing has nothing to do with his record as a centrist congressman and then liberal governor but is just pundits being unhappy people they don’t like on the internet are happy with the pick.
August 7, 2024 at 11:41 AM
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I support Walz for VP because I support public school teachers winning high office. They are the backbone of democracy, no joke.
July 30, 2024 at 3:38 PM
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a lot of the jamelle bouie discourse has become a fairly blatant worldview of "the only moral way to exist is to disengage from society entirely" and I think it's rather fascinating that people seem to not get that mooting this rather than the alternative is profoundly strange and antisocial
July 14, 2024 at 9:13 AM
December 13, 2023 at 1:57 PM
Boys it’s time to bring back cussing like Joe Pesci in Home Alone
November 25, 2023 at 5:14 PM
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This is actually a decent analogy because the drivers have all the power and the numbers and sometimes just straight up murder them but still whine about how they’re the victims
do you ever read a phrase like “big bicycle are the trans people of traffic” and have your eyes roll so far back into your skull you can see your own brains
November 24, 2023 at 5:11 PM
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My sources tell me that Yaccarino replied "whether it's soup or ice cream, #spoons are an absolute must!"
Sources: leading ad execs told Linda Yaccarino that she is risking her reputation and suggested her to step down as X CEO to make a statement about antisemitism (Forbes)

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November 19, 2023 at 9:17 PM
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Things fall apart
The center can't (HOLD)
Mere anarchy
Is about to un(FOLD)
Up to my eyeballs
In the blood-dimmed (TIDE)
My falcon is missing
'Cause my gyre got (WIDE)
The hour's come round
So make some (NOISE)
For the Bethlehem birth
Of the BEA! STIE! BOYS!
November 19, 2023 at 2:01 PM
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<Yes "Owner of a Lonely Heart" voice> Killers of the Flower Moon
November 12, 2023 at 4:19 PM
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In the last four weeks no one has made me (an American Jew) feel unsafe, no one has talked about wanting me dead, no one has tried to dehumanize me, no one has sent me violent messages, no one has tried to threaten my livelihood and my family — except for American pro-Israel Jews
November 12, 2023 at 1:59 AM
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the real reason Israel has lost control of the narrative is that the conflict has revealed to the world just how extreme the Israeli far-right actually is
The Extreme Ambitions of West Bank Settlers
A leader of the settlement movement on expanding into Gaza, and her vision for the Jewish state.
www.newyorker.com
November 11, 2023 at 7:49 PM