Captain Piss
@captainpiss.bsky.social
Maybe if I’m a very good boy, I’ll be promoted to Piss Master General.
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i will never apologize for a post
May 2, 2025 at 9:46 PM
i will never apologize for a post
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March 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Hey sorry if I seemed weird earlier it’s because I am
July 9, 2024 at 5:10 AM
Hey sorry if I seemed weird earlier it’s because I am
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Just saw a guy using cruise control so he could eat corn-on-the-cob
March 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Just saw a guy using cruise control so he could eat corn-on-the-cob
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So don't want to be the bearer of bad tidings: but DOGE canceled the lease on the facility that processes and stores all the nuclear waste created by the US military. Sorry. talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/doge-...
DOGE D’oh: Nuclear Waste Facility Edition
As DOGE continues it’s federal government wilding spree, purportedly searching for examples...
talkingpointsmemo.com
March 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
So don't want to be the bearer of bad tidings: but DOGE canceled the lease on the facility that processes and stores all the nuclear waste created by the US military. Sorry. talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/doge-...
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I think, therefore I panic.
August 23, 2023 at 9:50 AM
I think, therefore I panic.
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Why is Kid Rock?
February 12, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Why is Kid Rock?
It’s days like these that I fantasize about playing Satisfactory literally all day. God forbid a boy enjoys building train lines more than his real job.
February 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM
It’s days like these that I fantasize about playing Satisfactory literally all day. God forbid a boy enjoys building train lines more than his real job.
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it called fashion sweaty
February 4, 2025 at 5:42 PM
it called fashion sweaty
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you need some schemes bro. bro it’s time to start plotting. you need some machinations. some mackies bro
February 4, 2025 at 3:34 PM
you need some schemes bro. bro it’s time to start plotting. you need some machinations. some mackies bro
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I bet one of the worst things about being Sisyphus is pushing that darn boulder
January 11, 2024 at 7:21 PM
I bet one of the worst things about being Sisyphus is pushing that darn boulder
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*puts on bathing suit and slowly lowers myself into a panicked kool aid man*
January 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
*puts on bathing suit and slowly lowers myself into a panicked kool aid man*
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I just flew in from Chernobyl and boy are my arms legs
January 7, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I just flew in from Chernobyl and boy are my arms legs
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Hi folks, this is your captain speaking. We’ll be taking off shortly. I’d like to remind everyone at this time that life is a cruel series of disappointments that will eventually kill you
January 7, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Hi folks, this is your captain speaking. We’ll be taking off shortly. I’d like to remind everyone at this time that life is a cruel series of disappointments that will eventually kill you
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WarioWare was brainrot coded
January 3, 2025 at 11:17 PM
WarioWare was brainrot coded
Lazy Friday mornings 🥰
January 3, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Lazy Friday mornings 🥰
Truck nuts but for airplanes
December 24, 2024 at 5:04 AM
Truck nuts but for airplanes
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It's that time again
December 11, 2024 at 12:13 PM
It's that time again
Also my girlfriend listening to me say the same damn shit
everybody's ain't shit bf listening to their girl describe the ways the UHC shooter could use her holes
December 10, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Also my girlfriend listening to me say the same damn shit
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Squirrels think we’re idiots, and they’re right
December 10, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Squirrels think we’re idiots, and they’re right