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Greg Reckons
@gregreckons.bsky.social
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I think I speak for everyone here when I say that I shouldn't be allowed to speak for anyone here.
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Greg Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · Sep 7
Me: I don't like your content.

Him: I'm barely online at all.

Me: Who said anything about online?
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wakeupangry.bsky.social
I’m concerned my 401K is really a Wile E. Coyote style fake painting of my savings.
March 17, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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wilboo72.bsky.social
My white underwear has a bunch of green stains on it does that count for St Patrick Day?
March 17, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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stuforreal.bsky.social
Sorry i'm late, just not into it, you see
March 17, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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betsyross.bsky.social
my eyes are green so fuck off
March 17, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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casepart2.bsky.social
Vodka and French fries are the true way to celebrate my people today.
March 17, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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hormonella.bsky.social
Kiss me. I'm braless.
March 17, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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hormonella.bsky.social
A group of people fucking around online on a Monday morning is called an American Workforce.
February 24, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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jackboot.bsky.social
- It's obviously a dorsal fin. Did you really need ME to tell you that?

- Well, doctor, I didn't have it yesterday.
March 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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heatinblack.bsky.social
Eating wasabi peas and crying at my desk
March 17, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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galacticpotlady.bsky.social
I would, but I don’t have the energy to open my heavy crypt door today.
March 17, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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wakeupangry.bsky.social
Happy American St. Patrick’s
March 17, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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girlawhirl.bsky.social
the morning alarm is the biggest betrayal
March 17, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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msnis.bsky.social
I have an eidiotic memory
March 17, 2025 at 8:49 AM
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grilldcheese.bsky.social
[on cloud 10]

me: wow this sucks. the last one was way better.
March 17, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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oneyebogey.bsky.social
We don’t care what is happening on that hellsite, let it go.
March 17, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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jez1.bsky.social
Pretending to be normal is fucking exhausting
March 16, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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daddyjew.bsky.social
does staring at my phone count as a hobby?
March 17, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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anniemumary.bsky.social
Stick with me and we’ll be first to the bathroom at intermission.
March 17, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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theregoesrichie.bsky.social
this stock photo of a hot mental patient is making me sign up for online therapy
March 16, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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patnspankme.bsky.social
butthole skeeting >>> politics skeeting
March 17, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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nahyoudoit.bsky.social
The cost of living has gotten so high that I started selling feet pics.

My husband is kinda pissed about it but in the end, it was my sole decision.
March 17, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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skedaddle74.bsky.social
Don’t worry about me.

I’m just walking around like a lopsided pancake.
March 17, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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blairloudly.bsky.social
[dinner party host] ugh this wine is piss

[me, a kinky boy] oh wow okay i could use a top up
March 17, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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snargleplax.bsky.social
Apparently Golden Grahams aren't even made with real gold‽
March 17, 2025 at 5:40 AM