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misty 🇨🇦
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My husband and I are watching a show.

Him: is that “Celine Dion?”

Me: (I’m confused at this point since it’s a documentary about Africa.)

Him: you know “Celine Dion” in Africa.

Me: you mean “Sierra Leone?”

Him:Yes!

So close….Sherlock.
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Everything happens for a random.
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Sometimes when I’m sad I remember that I can always motorboat myself and that makes me feel better
😂😂😂😂 Done this!
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You're welcome I just lit the wrong end of a cigarette replying to you
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Hell is a constant loop of my shitposts
It truly does. Hang in there!
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Ah yes. Pumpkin spice toilet paper.
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What we need on this shit app is more sexy Shrek
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Food delivery robots have human names and blinking eyes. But they’re not our friends
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Feeling shitty about my life, might post some cleavage for validation.
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Forgot about this account while trying to survive life again.
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This day insists on being aggressively challenging.
I do this all the time too! 😂😂
Best stoner snack?

Mine: Tater tots with chili poured over them with Doritos crushed on top of that and then CHEEEEESE!

I will die on this hill!
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My dog may be a picky eater, but he’s never had a library fine