Number 1 Bird Fan
@cataquack.bsky.social
Zach, 33, CT. If you like marvel comics and pictures of birds, you're talking to the right guy
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the shit I care least in the whole world about is whether the story about the Earl of Sandwich is true. yes it fucking was. my man was playing cards and eating meat with his hands and then he said hold up check this out. you won't believe this shit. bring me some fucking bread & hold onto your hats
December 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
the shit I care least in the whole world about is whether the story about the Earl of Sandwich is true. yes it fucking was. my man was playing cards and eating meat with his hands and then he said hold up check this out. you won't believe this shit. bring me some fucking bread & hold onto your hats
At the movies on Christmas night per Jewish tradition and there are One Million goyim here in Christmas sweaters and pajama pants. oh my god GO HOME!!! Everything is shut down SO YOU CAN ALL CELEBRATE AT HOME WITH YOUR FAMILIES!!!!
December 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
At the movies on Christmas night per Jewish tradition and there are One Million goyim here in Christmas sweaters and pajama pants. oh my god GO HOME!!! Everything is shut down SO YOU CAN ALL CELEBRATE AT HOME WITH YOUR FAMILIES!!!!
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just for context, this appears to be a report that was generated based on a tip submitted online through a form on the FBI’s website. anyone can submit a tip. it’s illegal to submit false tips, sure, but “the president dropped my dead baby in lake michigan” sounds like someone who needs help.
December 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
just for context, this appears to be a report that was generated based on a tip submitted online through a form on the FBI’s website. anyone can submit a tip. it’s illegal to submit false tips, sure, but “the president dropped my dead baby in lake michigan” sounds like someone who needs help.
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Worth noting that the student admits that she just threw the thing together in 30 minutes without reading the paper she was supposed to be responding to.
December 23, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Worth noting that the student admits that she just threw the thing together in 30 minutes without reading the paper she was supposed to be responding to.
once again reminded of how fantastic four first steps fumbled the most THEMATIC PARALLELS 101 shit of all time by not bothering to explain that galactus is a big guy who eats planets because he was an astronaut on a journey into the unknown who was transformed. you know. LIKE THE FANTASTIC FOUR???
December 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
once again reminded of how fantastic four first steps fumbled the most THEMATIC PARALLELS 101 shit of all time by not bothering to explain that galactus is a big guy who eats planets because he was an astronaut on a journey into the unknown who was transformed. you know. LIKE THE FANTASTIC FOUR???
listening to a podcast where the hosts are talking about how the NPCs in metroid prime 4 were actually surprisingly deep and interesting and the ending made one of them cry and I'm like...this is what happens when gamers don't consume any media besides games
December 22, 2025 at 3:20 PM
listening to a podcast where the hosts are talking about how the NPCs in metroid prime 4 were actually surprisingly deep and interesting and the ending made one of them cry and I'm like...this is what happens when gamers don't consume any media besides games
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the most transparent administration in history
December 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM
the most transparent administration in history
Really good thread
This is tricky to talk about in the wake of a horrific antisemitic attack, but I think this piece — in tone, in how its arguments are bundled, in its reflexive shaking of various bits of myth and cant — is a really instructive example of the ways we bury ourselves in grievance
The danger of having Jewish friends
I’m struggling, friends.
joannefedler.substack.com
December 19, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Really good thread
everyone keeps saying "what the frigg, the cheato is doing freaking Hunger Games????" as if the bad part of the hunger games was co-ed sports and not gladiatorial combat to the death
Trump announces an "unprecedented four-day athletic event" with "one young man and one young woman from each state and territory"
December 19, 2025 at 3:25 PM
everyone keeps saying "what the frigg, the cheato is doing freaking Hunger Games????" as if the bad part of the hunger games was co-ed sports and not gladiatorial combat to the death
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Man I really don’t need to be posting this like I should really just have ignored this
Not crazy about how upon his tragic death Rob Reiner (good person) is magically slimmed down while Donald Trump (bad person) is drawn much fatter than he is in reality because fatness is visual shorthand for evil
Not crazy about how upon his tragic death Rob Reiner (good person) is magically slimmed down while Donald Trump (bad person) is drawn much fatter than he is in reality because fatness is visual shorthand for evil
December 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Man I really don’t need to be posting this like I should really just have ignored this
Not crazy about how upon his tragic death Rob Reiner (good person) is magically slimmed down while Donald Trump (bad person) is drawn much fatter than he is in reality because fatness is visual shorthand for evil
Not crazy about how upon his tragic death Rob Reiner (good person) is magically slimmed down while Donald Trump (bad person) is drawn much fatter than he is in reality because fatness is visual shorthand for evil
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it’s time to face facts luddites. cinema will never be the same. moviepass is here to stay
December 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
it’s time to face facts luddites. cinema will never be the same. moviepass is here to stay
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Doin’ God’s work
December 12, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Doin’ God’s work
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emilia perez lyrics be like:
"Men are men. Men can never become women. Women are women. Women can never become men."
December 18, 2025 at 5:07 PM
emilia perez lyrics be like:
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update I got curious about "like possums" and it's like half a song and I really rather like it but I'm never gonna do anything with it so here
www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/rl71w...
www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/rl71w...
www.dropbox.com
December 18, 2025 at 3:21 PM
update I got curious about "like possums" and it's like half a song and I really rather like it but I'm never gonna do anything with it so here
www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/rl71w...
www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/rl71w...
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Duck Quacks Ass Off All Day To Come Home To This Shit https://theonion.com/duck-quacks-ass-off-all-day-to-come-home-to-this-shit-1851177872/
December 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Duck Quacks Ass Off All Day To Come Home To This Shit https://theonion.com/duck-quacks-ass-off-all-day-to-come-home-to-this-shit-1851177872/
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Would you like to know how to make a zine? Here's easy step-by-step instructions on how to make your own without the use of a computer by @thorazos.bsky.social
December 14, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Would you like to know how to make a zine? Here's easy step-by-step instructions on how to make your own without the use of a computer by @thorazos.bsky.social
The framed photo of "Autopen". are you kidding me dog
Per @garretthaake.bsky.social, the extremely tacky "presidential wall of fame" that lines the colonnade to the West Wing now has obviously-Trump-penned plaques insulting or praising the presidents.
December 17, 2025 at 6:43 PM
The framed photo of "Autopen". are you kidding me dog
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the “you should love ai” line is best outlined by a recent joe rogan episode. he LOVES ai music and always tells guests this. a guest pushed back on him saying “i’ve heard ai podcasts are amazing too” and joe rogan immediately pushes back. losers love it until it comes for them
December 16, 2025 at 1:55 AM
the “you should love ai” line is best outlined by a recent joe rogan episode. he LOVES ai music and always tells guests this. a guest pushed back on him saying “i’ve heard ai podcasts are amazing too” and joe rogan immediately pushes back. losers love it until it comes for them
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December 16, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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This is a *very* good and interesting investigation
Scams, Schemes, Ruthless Cons: The Untold Story of How Jeffrey Epstein Got Rich
www.nytimes.com
December 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM
This is a *very* good and interesting investigation
Watching stranger things 5 and I'm averaging one "oh brother" per five minutes of runtime
December 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Watching stranger things 5 and I'm averaging one "oh brother" per five minutes of runtime
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I don’t think even Paul Verhoeven would’ve included the McDonald’s logo.
WATCH: Replica of the Statue of Liberty topples due to strong winds in Guaíba, Brazil
December 15, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I don’t think even Paul Verhoeven would’ve included the McDonald’s logo.
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Same way I found out about Epstein
December 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Same way I found out about Epstein
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I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot
September 10, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot
OH BABY
New on GMTK - The World Design of Hollow Knight: Silksong youtu.be/l7xXW0EbK4g
The World Design of Hollow Knight: Silksong
YouTube video by Game Maker's Toolkit
youtu.be
December 15, 2025 at 5:29 PM
OH BABY