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Wait so Kimmel didn’t even make a joke about Charlie Kirk and the morons still got butthurt….ABC taking him off the air "indefinitely" because Trump’s FCC guy threatened them for this nothing burger is insane….this is full blown fascism!
September 18, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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ME: one coffee please

CASHIER: what size?

ME: load bearing
June 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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June 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Juneteenth went uncelebrated by the White House. That alone says everything you need to know about this regime.
June 20, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Trump: We need fewer holidays!

Also Trump: Why didn’t anybody come to my birthday racism parade?
June 20, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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Us during COVID: I wish more people would wear masks.

(monkey paw finger slowly curls)

Us now watching ICE: No, not like that.
June 18, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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They sure are arresting a lot of Democratic politicians these days. I wonder if it's got anything to do with fascism?
June 17, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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a nation on edge holds its breath as the former host of celebrity apprentice huddles with his advisors, the wrestlemania ceo and the former co-host of fox & friends weekends
June 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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There is always a tweet.
June 17, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Disgusting
The pettiest bitch in the world is a man.
President Trump said that he had no plans to call Governor Tim Walz of Minnesota after a man assassinated a state lawmaker there and wounded another over the weekend.

"I think the governor of Minnesota is so whacked out, I’m not calling him," Trump told reporters.
June 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Trump throwing a military parade for himself despite never serving in the military is a metaphor for his entire existence.
June 14, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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It’s official….Jalen Hurts has a "scheduling conflict" and will not be at the White House today….my man!
April 28, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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He thinks deporting innocent people he doesn’t like is funny.

Could be anyone.
April 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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me: "please god, get elon musk out of our government." *monkey's paw curls*
April 4, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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March 31, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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A reminder for this Transgender Day of Visibility:

Trans people have always existed, and we always will. 

No president, politician, or court can change that.
March 31, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Happy Trans Day of Visibility to all trans and non-conforming friends and followers! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

Also FUCK TERFS IF YOU'RE A TERF FUCK YOU
March 31, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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I do not think in the year 2025 that we should continue to accept a reality which sees women paid just $0.75 for every $1 men are paid for doing the same job.

If we want to achieve economic justice in this country — that means equal pay for equal work.
March 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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March 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Cartoon by Kevin Necessary www.kevinnecessary.com
March 20, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Just read something that was so perfect, I had to pass it on:
"Andrew Tate announced that he refuses to sleep with vaccinated women - if that's not evidence that vaccines work, I don't know what is"
March 19, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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You won't catch me calling him any title but convicted felon, and you won't catch me calling it any name other than Gulf of Mexico.
March 19, 2025 at 4:18 AM