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Cedar • ܐܪܙܐ ܐܠܝܫܒܥ
@cedaroz.bsky.social
21 - Magandjin, Oceania - ENG/ ESP OK
ambidextrous artist - violinist - fellow traveller - vegan
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I want to go back in time to 1932 to see if I can successfully explain the meaning of "vibecession" to an unemployed father of five.
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December 16, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry
August 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.
November 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 9:30 AM
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Happy 40th birthday to Bill Waterson’s ‘Calvin and Hobbes’. A work of consummate, stubborn, human, and more-than-human art.
November 18, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
September 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
September 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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I wish it wasn’t considered controversial to say that people should not be starved to death. I wish it wasn’t controversial to say that is unacceptable for all of humanity.
July 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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The cries of hungry children echo through tent camps in Gaza City, with over 50 Palestinians in the enclave starving to death in the past five days alone

By Ahmed Ahmed

www.972mag.com/gaza-city-ma...
Israel’s starvation campaign ravages Gaza
The cries of hungry children echo through tent camps in Gaza City, with over 50 Palestinians in the enclave starving to death in the past five days alone.
www.972mag.com
July 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Ghislaine Maxwell Can’t Help But Notice Interview Room Covered In Plastic Sheeting
Ghislaine Maxwell Can’t Help But Notice Interview Room Covered In Plastic Sheeting
TALLAHASSEE, FL—Perplexed that the Department of Justice had chosen a setting with such strange decor to ask her about Jeffrey Epstein’s co-conspirators, Ghislaine Maxwell confirmed Thursday that she ...
theonion.com
July 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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A spokesperson for the Tea app, which aims to be a place for women to “safely talk about men,” confirmed it was hacked.

The company “estimates that 72,000 images, including 13,000 verification photos and images of government IDs, were accessed”
Tea app hacked: 13,000 photos leaked after 4chan call to action
The viral app requires new users to take selfies, which it says it deletes after review.
www.nbcnews.com
July 25, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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It's the weekend, baby
July 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Happy birthday to Bill Watterson, the creator of Calvin and Hobbes! Born on July 5, 1958.
July 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao
August 7, 2023 at 6:38 AM
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I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty.

My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.
June 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.
theonion.com
June 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started
June 13, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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May 19, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?

guard: [looking away] fine

wife: did something happen?

guard: [tearing up] no

wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
May 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Hey, remember when I co-starred in “Milo Murphy’s Law” with a girl named Sabrina Carpenter? Wonder whatever happened to her?
April 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Listening to Forever Howlong and immediately being greeted with a harpsichord was a wonderful experience.
April 6, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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trillion dollar industry that will revolutionize everything
February 21, 2025 at 3:22 PM