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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 9h

Still think Antifa isn't violent? Here's bodycam footage of Antifa founder B.J. Blazkowicz shooting a heroic member of ICE who was just trying to protect this great nation. Thank God we have Blazkowicz's girlfriend in custody.

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CJ @ceejsteak.bsky.social · 8h

You can put him in my screen instead

CJ @ceejsteak.bsky.social · 9h

I'm very much Workplace Funny and also Vet Funny. It's an easy job but someone has to do it.

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Nicholas Wallace @wallace.bsky.social · 14h

When I follow you I am saying that if you started a religious cult with you as the primary object of worship I would join it

Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 15h

The "follow" dichotomy I always struggle with is "I want to see every single thing you post" vs. "I want you to know that I like and respect you." My Following feed is so overstuffed as it is, but I hate the idea that people I don't follow back might think that I don't appreciate them!

Rose 🌹 @rose.bsky.team · 18h

The "follow" button confounds "I'm looking at your content" and "I endorse this content." We need two different ways to signal the difference between the two.

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ceej @ceej.online · 15h

bad bunny should not play the super bowl half time show because he is not a good role model for children. they should get good bunny

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National Security Counselors 🕵 @nationalsecuritylaw.org · 20h

Ngl it was kinda hilarious when someone suggested Dolly Parton might die last night and the entire Bluesky community said FUCK THAT and now she's doing better. People talk about the power of prayer but I think we tapped into something deeper and darker.

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 1d

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CJ @ceejsteak.bsky.social · 15h

It took 5 hours for me to see this posted on Discord, but with your name cropped off of it which means my buddy got it through some other source after it broke containment. That cycle was really quick!

An image of the original post, but in a discord with Lauren's name cropped off

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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 21h

twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross

photo of Google News search results for Amazon Prime Day (the second this year)

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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 21h

This is identical to any qanon post about the storm lol

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Cooger & Dark’s Pandemonium Shadow Podcast @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 22h

I say this with love, some of you are going to lose your life savings to a man who says you have parking tickets that can only be paid in Target gift cards

Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 22h

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rawkitbawl @rawkitbawl.bsky.social · 1d

I didn't think "Scorched Earth Jimmy Kimmel" was in the realm of possibility.

Yet here we are. I'm now a fan of someone I thought about less than once a year about two months ago.

Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 1d

Holy crap. Trump will make the FCC crucify Jimmy Kimmel for this.

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Matt McDaniel @themattmcd.bsky.social · 1d

[With a Transylvanian accent]: “Is Pepsi okay?”

Dinosaur Dracula 🦖🧛 @dinosaurdracula.bsky.social · 1d

The greatest thing I own or will ever own is this old retail standee where Dracula casually reveals a coffin full of Doritos and Pepsi.

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 1d

Sometimes a user will post a joke and then that very same user will post something sincere. And I as the reader am expected to understand this, using my brain?

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Spiteful Matt @realmfresh.bsky.social · 1d

Just saw a Progressive commercial without Flo. I feel sick

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CJ @ceejsteak.bsky.social · 1d

I was going to make a joke about getting you to autograph something but then i realized I actually have some tokens of you that I do want you to sign so really it's not a joke

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CJ @ceejsteak.bsky.social · 1d

Dang I didn't realize I knew a real celebrity

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CJ @ceejsteak.bsky.social · 1d

You can make this happen but not Goblin King, WotC is too powerful

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 1d

George Orwell’s Animal Crossing

Someone in a frog costume facing down a line of police in riot gear

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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 1d

I can't believe they renewed this depressing show (SCOTUS oral arguments)

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CJ @ceejsteak.bsky.social · 1d

That's great. I also do AI;DW whenever anyone sends me an AI video. I'm just absolutely not interested if someone wasn't interested enough to take the time to make it themselves.

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ceej @ceej.online · 2d

I swear this is not just because I’m the father of a five year old girl but the k-pop demon hunters soundtrack has got to be the pop record of the year, right? it’s like, weaponized pop production. violating the nuclear non-proliferation treaty pop production

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 2d

If this place goes to shit, I’ll meet you all in the Costco product reviews.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 2d

So Hulk Hogan, why are you a great candidate for the Administrative Assistant position?

Hulk Hogan:

An app icon of a printer/scanner combo and the app name "brother iPrint&Scan"

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CJ @ceejsteak.bsky.social · 2d

As long as it's not something the Mad King wants they don't seem to mind being more reasonable