a canary
celeryfingers.bsky.social
a canary
@celeryfingers.bsky.social
cheeky and overstimulated
Reposted by a canary
REPLACE CHUCK SCHUMER WITH A HAND VACUUM.

HAND VAC IS CHEAPER AND ONLY SUCKS WHEN IT’S TURNED ON INSTEAD OF ALL THE FUCKING TIME LIKE CHUCK SCHUMER.
March 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Reposted by a canary
When the history of this time is written down, the cowardice will be remembered as much as the fascism
March 14, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Reposted by a canary
Chuck Schumer right now:
March 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
The cognitive dissonance will never cease to amaze me:
"I take away from what I heard today that we’re doing exactly what the American people sent us to Washington D.C. to do"
North Carolina GOP town hall gets rowdy as attendees hurl scathing questions on Trump
A town hall held by Rep. Chuck Edwards in Asheville, North Carolina, got rowdy as attendees asked a barrage of scathing questions about policies rolled out under President Donald Trump's administratio...
apnews.com
March 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Our solution is more varied ethnic cleansing. Cool, cool. 🙄
AP Exclusive: US and Israel look to Africa for moving Palestinians uprooted from Gaza
The U.S. and Israel have reached out to officials of three East African governments to discuss using their territories as potential destinations to move Palestinians from the Gaza Strip.
apnews.com
March 14, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Come on, Texas. Make sure keith [cangofuckhim]self never goes a day without being misgendered.
House hearing ends after lawmaker introduces Rep. Sarah McBride as ‘Mr. McBride’
A House subcommittee hearing abruptly ended on Tuesday when Texas Republican Rep. Keith Self introduced the first openly transgender lawmaker in Congress as "Mr.
apnews.com
March 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Reposted by a canary
If Donald Trump can override our elected officials’ control of the purse strings, we are effectively entering a period of taxation without representation.
March 4, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Reposted by a canary
Tomorrow, February 28, let’s disrupt the status quo by spending ONLY at businesses that uplift our communities.

That means:
🚫 No gas from corporate giants
🚫 No fast food chains
🚫 No big-box retailers (Target, Walmart, Amazon, etc.)
February 28, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Reposted by a canary
This forever changes how I view all the Jell-O and miracle whip recipes of the 1950s
February 28, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Reposted by a canary
February 28, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Reposted by a canary
NEW: I just asked Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett if she had a message to Elon Musk.

What would she say to him? Here was her answer:

“Fuck off.”
February 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Reposted by a canary
My dad was tortured by the Gestapo for 4 days and thrown in a concentration camp for being in the Norwegian Resistance. Growing up, he would tell me things he learned in the Resistance. I thought, I'm never going to need this stuff. Here's some of those things #Thread
November 19, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Reposted by a canary
Make sure all your shots are up-to-date before this man eliminates the possibility of you getting them.
Heroin addict and roadkill enthusiast, RFK Jr. kills flu shot campaigns and cancels a major vaccination conference.
February 23, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Reposted by a canary
Go AP!

Gulf of Mexico for forever
February 23, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I received this in the mail. Any suggestions on what to ask?
February 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Reposted by a canary
Please consider carefully how much of your time, energy, emotional labor you give away to MAGAs in an effort to midwife their awakening. It's not your job to save them. How could those resources be more effectively spent in pursuit of your liberty? Stop Trying to "Beauty and The Beast" with MAGA:
Stop Trying to "Beauty and The Beast" with MAGA.
YouTube video by Parkrose Permaculture
youtu.be
February 17, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Reposted by a canary
Join 50501 in a National Day of Action on Monday, February 17th. We are reclaiming President's Day - a day that is supposed to be celebrating the Presidency. Unite to limit executive overreach. Find your protest at https://buff.ly/417VjtT, or create one.
February 10, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Reposted by a canary
Letters went out to federal workers this morning stating they were fired due to poor performance. However, all employees had been rated as “exceptional” performers by their supervisors. Please keep these records and pursue wrongful termination claims. Let the lawsuits begin.
February 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Reposted by a canary
A critical point.
February 16, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Reposted by a canary
Elon/Project 2025 is starting to weaponizing your data—time to start caring. Every search, email, and location ping fuels surveillance. Ditch Google, use privacy-first tools, and take back control. Your data is your power. Protect it. #PrivacyMatters #DeGoogleNow.
Breaking the Google Habit: How to Take Back Your Privacy | tallgirl6234
Get more from tallgirl6234 on Patreon
www.patreon.com
February 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Reposted by a canary
Hey everyone, here is some information that I am posting. If it seems like I’m encouraging something here, well maybe I’m not. It’s a mystery!
Scoop: The databases powering DOGE.gov are insecure, and people outside the government have already pushed their own updates to the site to prove it:

www.404media.co/anyone-can-p...
Anyone Can Push Updates to the DOGE.gov Website
"THESE 'EXPERTS' LEFT THEIR DATABASE OPEN."
www.404media.co
February 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Reposted by a canary
We found the real one!
February 14, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Reposted by a canary
The "Department of Government Efficiency" should not have free rein over our personal information.

Congress must take action.
Call Congress: Keep DOGE Out of Our Data
Trump has given DOGE unrestricted access to our personal info, from finances to health records. Call Congress and take action now.
action.aclu.org
February 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM