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Celici Lorena
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Leader of the Ace of Hearts, the best LGBTQ-friendly Free Company on Faerie! Check us out at: aceofhearts.page

A miqo'te with way too many minions and some sassy opinions. A heal for every party member and a brick for every fascist.
Managed a crazy win with the Tenth Doctor deck tonight, but my last combat trigger broke my heart. 😭

I COULD DO SO MUCH MORE! #MtG

My opponents:
@roxasth3nobody.bsky.social: Bumbleflower Group Hug
@stellanlumina.bsky.social: Syr Vondam Blink
@lunarfang.bsky.social: Tovar Werewolves
November 16, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Never seen a more accurate description of what I do every day when I get off from work.

I gotta find a better job, man.
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Standing By The Perimeter Fence And Screaming For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing Day today all who celebrate
November 14, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Analysts in the gaming industry say the dumbest things with the most unearned confidence.

The console's hardware is around $500 in parts and that's without the controller. Seems....unlikely that Valve would sell this new console at the base price of a Steam Deck and eat a $100+ loss per unit.
"$400 with a controller. This would really send a message" One analyst on how Valve's Steam Machine could make the biggest impact on the games industry

www.eurogamer.net/400-with-a-c...
November 14, 2025 at 12:57 PM
For YEARS, the fascists tried to deflect from criticism of Trump with the hypothetical question "What if Bill Clinton is on the Epstein List too?" and we all largely agreed "then he should go to jail, too".

And now we find out that Clinton isn't on the list anyways?

Funniest possible outcome rofl
Epstein Claimed Bill Clinton Never Visited His Private Island, Latest Files Show
www.resetera.com/threads/13...
November 13, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I'm so glad they're bringing these two into Marvel Rivals as a soon to be married couple, instead of continuing the trend of ripping my fucking heart out like X-Men 97.

LET THEM BE HAPPY FOR ONCE PLEASE
This Friday begins the wife guy season in marvel rivals
November 13, 2025 at 2:33 PM
First off, this is not yoga, it's jazzercise.

Second, this performative shit misses the entire point of protest. The point is to protest in ways that undermine the "violent extremists" argument while still being an obstructive force against ICE.

This...is not obstructive. In any way.
Anti-ICE protesters held an 80’s-themed yoga class outside the Portland ICE facility.
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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"And James Bond, who did NOT die"
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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My last word on the matter
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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“It’s impossible to reboot Bond” says production team who decided Bond first got his licence to kill in the 21st Century, as Daniel Craig, then got incredibly old within two films and was being put out to pasture, but also had Sean Connery’s 1960s car.

It’s Bond. Just do whatever the fuck you like.
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM
The Democratic Party in 2017 argued (in court) that they could choose a candidate in a back room if they wanted to.

Their members regularly ignore primary results and run independently when they lose to progressives.

You can't count on primaries to fix a party that doesn't have faith in primaries.
November 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
This is the correct response to anyone still defending Schumer.

Either he's grossly incompetent and lost control of a full fifth of his caucus, or he intentionally worked with people not up for reelection in 2026 to orchestrate a betrayal of his voters.

In either case, the responsibility is his.
One of two things is true:

1. Chuck Schumer genuinely felt this is a bad deal, so he voted against it, but he couldn't keep Senate Dems in line because he's a lackluster leader.

OR

2. Chuck Schumer orchestrated the shutdown deal w/ retiring Dems because he's a bad strategist and got rattled.
November 11, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Uh, pardon me? This implies that Wizards R&D is only testing new cards against the set it comes from, instead of all the cards in Standard.

No wonder they didn't see the problem with Vivi right away!

When you're releasing 6-7 sets a year into a 3-year Standard rotation, you CANNOT do this! #MtG
November 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
You're a feckless coward and a terrible leader. You've sold this country and all of its people out for nothing.

Enjoy your last few years clinging to what scraps of power you have left, Chuck. If the fascists haven't dealt with you by 2028, the voters most certainly will.
Democrats have been fighting for months to address America's healthcare crisis

For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare

We will keep fighting
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Chuck Schumer and his ilk are fantastic examples of what "Vote Blue No Matter Who" inevitably leads to.

If they know that you're never going to hold them to any sort of standard, they'll just do whatever the fuck they want, which usually involves enriching themselves and surrendering to fascists.
Chuck Schumer is doing this because he is sabotaging the emergence of a Democratic Party that actually promises real results for working people, in order to protect his phony job and his billionaire friends
November 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
If Democrats do this, it will go down in history as the moment that the Democrats handed over our country to fascism, all for the "promise" of a vote that no one on the other side of the aisle has any interest in keeping.
“A promise of a vote on healthcare” is nothing
November 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
OMG this fucking article is incredible

Commander's Herald just does not miss
November 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM
We lost Dick Cheney and we're going to be losing Nancy Pelosi in the same week.

The old world they created, the one in which good things aren't allowed to happen, is unnatural and it can't last.

Already the cracks of dawn are approaching. You see it in folks like Mamdani.

Hard not to be excited!
November 7, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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Hey @magic.wizards.com 👋 you got another apology or clarification for those hundreds of artists who've publicly said they won't fuck with you anymore if you use gen "AI" in your games?
November 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Lotta folks saying "it's just a subreddit" but this illustrates pretty well how Democrats have so completely poisoned the minds of their own membership against "the left" that they're afraid to even speak Mamdani's name as if he's some kind of leftist Voldemort
The Reddit community r/Democrats has a conspicuous absence of any news about Zohran Mamdani today. But that's by design.

The moderators have rules that ban people from talking about democratic socialists.

www.reddit.com/r/democrats/
November 6, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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If the bonus sheet must be this bad because of IP constraints, they should just get rid of it
I love the flavor of a Black Sun’s Zenith reprint like this, but this bothers me a bit how similar the arts on two completely different cards are.

#MTGxATLA
November 5, 2025 at 5:01 PM
"Indie" just means "independent developer".

And this debate is a peak example of how people think of millionaires and billionaires as equally "rich" when the scales are completely different.

Sure, E33 and BG3 weren't made by 5 people in a basement with a $10 budget, but they're not EA or Rockstar.
BALDUR'S GATE 3 IS NOT AN INDIE.

EXPEDITION 33 IS NOT AN INDIE.

DAVE THE DIVER IS NOT AN INDIE.

If you're making an Indie game of the year list, PLEASE consider the scope, funding, team, publisher, and contractors involved.

Rant over.
November 6, 2025 at 1:06 AM
If I got people this angry that they'd devote energy into making a cover like this, I'd have it framed and hang it in my office.
I'm mad. Please put in the newspaper that I'm mad.
November 5, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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If you’re wondering what the future of the Democratic Party looks like, watch the young, brown democratic socialist on the TV right now.
November 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
If you're dealing with imposter syndrome, just remember:

Andrew Cuomo, former NYC mayor who resigned in disgrace, lost to Zohran Mamdani in the primary, ran as an independent, had to beg Adams to drop out and tried to bribe Sliwa out.

All just to lose to Mamdani AGAIN in the general election.
November 5, 2025 at 12:25 PM