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(mournfully) let’s go mets
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[werner herzog voice] these prefabricated mortal pastries, dying for cheap spectacle
December 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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The only thing ChatGPT ever does.
August 14, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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In practice arguing for gender as a construct while not fully pushing sex as changeable has led to cis people, conservative and liberal, seeing sex as set in stone truth and gender as either fake gay shit to hate or fake gay shit to be polite about that doesn't actually change one's preconceptions
December 27, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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billions of dollars and everlasting fame to whoever figures out how to stop webpages from loading new elements just as you’re about to click on something
December 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"

You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Antichrist
The comments on this are all about how sweet it is and I feel insane. Using AI to make fake memories of your grandma with dementia and telling her they happened and then filming her reaction
December 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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it's unironically this bit except the teacher got fired for giving Calvin a zero
December 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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MRS. KLAUS: [over coms] You should be coming up on the North American continent in 20 clicks.
SANTA: Heh, time to get my coal ready.
MRS. KLAUS: Focus, S.
December 25, 2025 at 3:34 AM
New favorite Christmas film dropped (I haven’t even watched it yet)
The second LaserDisc Rip today is rarer than the first, and also is by Japanese City Pop artist Tats Yamashita.

Early 90s. New York City. Real people. A single day documented from morning to midnight. Christmas comes early this year:

Christmas in New York.

archive.org/details/chri...
December 25, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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The original “Heated Rivalry” was the 1995 Michael Mann action film “Heat”
December 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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the fact that there is free parking at all in manhattan is wild to me
December 24, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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December 26, 2023 at 1:51 AM
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zohran: good morning rama my wife
rama: hello mamdani
November 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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This is the news every day for the past 6 years
December 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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While I do agree that this place is 35 years old, I think that’s mostly because it’s a website and those mostly got replaced with discords, comments sections under videos, and group chats you send funny TikToks to.
December 3, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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Head of CBS news
December 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
December 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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So Bari Weiss’s first real editorial intervention at CBS is to repress coverage of American concentration camps.
December 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Centrist/Moderate is great branding because it implies reasonableness but there's nothing reasonable about stubbornly clinging to pro-business and pro-upper class politics when the country is falling apart. This is an ideology like any other, and it's a bad one
While progressives often get accused of undermining the Democratic Party, the evidence shows that it’s the moderate wing that most often violates the “Vote Blue No Matter Who” principle.

https://trib.al/ayccoO7
July 17, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Ah, the world! Oh, the world!
December 21, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Holy fuck Survivor is completely unwatchable now, they took every single that made the show interesting and abandoned it to turn the show into the world’s worst coworker retreat / group therapy session, they gotta cancel this shit man
December 21, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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there's a hauntological element to CGI movies looking like dark, out-of-focus ass; a sensation that the technology has stalled, and so you watch one of the Avatar movies and it looks like it's from a universe where that shit never happened, it's easy to see why dumb guys think pandora is real
December 20, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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incredibly crowded field, some truly elite options, but I think this remains this era's most insulting thing we were asked to believe was real
So did Havana Syndrome get sorted out?
December 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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periodically I'll see a backlash that goes a little too far or seems kinda unfair. i never say anything because i think we need to be kinda unhinged and zealous in our response to this shit. I'd take an honest-to-God crusade against this stuff over letting it proliferate.
We can do even more.
December 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM