@chalcogen.bsky.social
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i love that in addition to everything else, elon musk is the dumbest asshole on the planet
February 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
i love that in addition to everything else, elon musk is the dumbest asshole on the planet
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her perky buttocks farted fartily as she made her way down the staircase, two round peaches glistening with pee
January 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
her perky buttocks farted fartily as she made her way down the staircase, two round peaches glistening with pee
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just got a fascinating new follower
December 2, 2024 at 11:36 PM
just got a fascinating new follower
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YOU FOOLS. YOU LET MOOSE.
December 1, 2024 at 7:40 PM
YOU FOOLS. YOU LET MOOSE.
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I’m in ur sink, questioning ur decor choices. Photo from my collection, ca. 1960s.
November 19, 2024 at 3:07 AM
I’m in ur sink, questioning ur decor choices. Photo from my collection, ca. 1960s.
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Euro Xapa; Unnamed Road, WFHQ+MQ5, Praia, Cabo Verde https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=14.9291371%2C-23.5105081&query_place_id=ChIJ27bKhTuZNQkRCCB3V_jXP3M
September 13, 2024 at 4:03 PM
Euro Xapa; Unnamed Road, WFHQ+MQ5, Praia, Cabo Verde https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=14.9291371%2C-23.5105081&query_place_id=ChIJ27bKhTuZNQkRCCB3V_jXP3M
Doctor: I have good news and bad news
Me: give me the good news
Doctor: I'm your father
Me: what's the bad news?
Doctor: we're in the plot of oldboy
Me: give me the good news
Doctor: I'm your father
Me: what's the bad news?
Doctor: we're in the plot of oldboy
February 15, 2024 at 2:10 AM
Doctor: I have good news and bad news
Me: give me the good news
Doctor: I'm your father
Me: what's the bad news?
Doctor: we're in the plot of oldboy
Me: give me the good news
Doctor: I'm your father
Me: what's the bad news?
Doctor: we're in the plot of oldboy
Paper's expensive. Eat more fiber, you crayon butted bastard!
February 13, 2024 at 5:37 PM
Paper's expensive. Eat more fiber, you crayon butted bastard!
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US GOVERNMENT : fresh water lakes in multiple parts of the country are drying up slowly. we need to do something
GUY WITH A PISS FETISH : we shoild fill them up by all pissing in them!!
GUY WITH A PISS FETISH : we shoild fill them up by all pissing in them!!
February 13, 2024 at 3:52 AM
US GOVERNMENT : fresh water lakes in multiple parts of the country are drying up slowly. we need to do something
GUY WITH A PISS FETISH : we shoild fill them up by all pissing in them!!
GUY WITH A PISS FETISH : we shoild fill them up by all pissing in them!!
Wiping my face with TP after eating a burrito full of refried beans and leaving it at the table for the waiter to find
December 13, 2023 at 8:49 PM
Wiping my face with TP after eating a burrito full of refried beans and leaving it at the table for the waiter to find
AI is fucking my mom
October 29, 2023 at 4:56 AM
AI is fucking my mom
Confirmed. Elon Musk is racist
October 20, 2023 at 4:58 AM
Confirmed. Elon Musk is racist
A'right who up playing with they wormhole?
October 17, 2023 at 6:11 AM
A'right who up playing with they wormhole?
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i got suspended on twitter its over
October 6, 2023 at 8:21 PM
i got suspended on twitter its over
Just lost my sense of smell
August 24, 2023 at 11:48 PM
Just lost my sense of smell
Programmer who protests cancel culture by continuing to name the initial branch of every new git repo 'master'
August 9, 2023 at 4:11 PM
Programmer who protests cancel culture by continuing to name the initial branch of every new git repo 'master'
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You've gotta love people who jump into a new social media platform and immediately decide that what's missing is a homeowners association and that they're just the person for the job
August 6, 2023 at 2:38 PM
You've gotta love people who jump into a new social media platform and immediately decide that what's missing is a homeowners association and that they're just the person for the job
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please this is so cute
August 3, 2023 at 12:07 AM
please this is so cute
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Investigating a doctor for knowing how the insurance system works and using that knowledge to benefit her patients
August 2, 2023 at 6:12 PM
Investigating a doctor for knowing how the insurance system works and using that knowledge to benefit her patients
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10/10 no notes
August 1, 2023 at 4:54 PM
10/10 no notes
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Reskeet if you eat the pussy from the back or you think the only good billionaire is a dead billionaire
August 1, 2023 at 2:05 AM
Reskeet if you eat the pussy from the back or you think the only good billionaire is a dead billionaire