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Чарли Д 👻🦇
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Seven-time gold medal biathlete and jet-setting trophy husband.

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Costa Coffee. Having a coffee. Good times.
You know what's fucked up?

There's a poster for Equus in S01E09 of Punky Brewster.

That's not THE MOST fucked up but it's still a little fucked up.
December 13, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Why does my phone want to auto-complete the name of beloved Japanese director Nobuhiko Obayashi to "Obama shit"?
December 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Anybody remember Max Headroom, the dramatic sci-fi dystopian series?

It really proves Jeffrey Tambor has dramatic chops. I think I always knew homie could do these kind of roles but it's been a minute since I've seen him do one.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...
Max Headroom (TV series) - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 3, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I don't use this app enough. Let's see if I can get back into the habit

Unironically liking yacht rock is cool*; have you ever dropped acid & listened to Sonic Youth's "Schizophrenia" on repeat while drawing manga til sunrise?

* by "cool" I meant "lame as shit"

Is that good? Is that a good skeet?
December 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Amazon Fires Employee Who Tested Positive For Having Food In Their System
November 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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42 Million Dead In Bloodiest Black Friday Weekend On Record https://theonion.com/42-million-dead-in-bloodiest-black-friday-weekend-on-re-1819574242/
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Restaurant Slammed Out Of Nowhere
Restaurant Slammed Out Of Nowhere
At Least 30 People Believed To Have Shown Up At Once
theonion.com
November 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Only Barbara Steele is reele
December 1, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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She purposefully wrote a terrible paper that didn’t follow the instructions so that she could whine about religious persecution and have TPUSA pressure the university into firing a trans instructor.
December 1, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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This was entirely about getting a trans person fired and any attempt to well-actually this puts you on the side of a vile hate group
December 1, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Whenever I see a move like this.
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
November 25, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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On this day in 1954: Gojira, aka Godzilla, was released in Japan.
November 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Come and get it, you little piss ants.
October 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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I heard Saddam Hussein was using chemical weapons against his own people. I heard that a lot, actually! It was constantly repeated as argument for the moral imperative of "regime change." I bring this up for no reason.
October 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Remembering H.B. Warner, born on this day, 1876. Pictured here in It's a Wonderful Life as Mr. Gower, the broken pharmacist, 1947.
October 27, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
October 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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RIP June Lockhart. 100 years old!
October 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Good bye to June Lockhart, space mom, Rock’n’Roll fan, and LGBT advocate. 100 years.
October 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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These are all over the North Side too 👊
signs like these are up all over Chicago cafes and storefronts (here, cafes in Brighton Park and Back of the Yards) warning ICE not to enter without a judicial warrant
October 26, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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51% team ownership by fans
Completely fix baseball with five words.
October 26, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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If I may dril for a moment, you absolutely do not have to give Trump “credit” for anything, ever. The saying does not go “even a broken clock hires its own gestapo”
October 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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L, and may I add, OL.
October 24, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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I remember it very differently, but I must be wrong if the Makin’ Copies guy is spitting facts
October 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM