Dr. Cheezus_Crust, the Resolution-Keeper
@cheezuscrust.bsky.social
- Very poor quality posts
- Slightly better quality reposts
- Friend to all dogs
- "They must have amnesia. They forgot I'm him."
- Sometimes cringe, but always anti-fascist.
- Your go-to account for shitting on New Mexico and Oklahoma.
(He/Him)
- Slightly better quality reposts
- Friend to all dogs
- "They must have amnesia. They forgot I'm him."
- Sometimes cringe, but always anti-fascist.
- Your go-to account for shitting on New Mexico and Oklahoma.
(He/Him)
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Flash animations from the 2006 version of whatisnuclear dot com, made by yours truly.
"This is what they stole from us" 😂
"This is what they stole from us" 😂
January 12, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Flash animations from the 2006 version of whatisnuclear dot com, made by yours truly.
"This is what they stole from us" 😂
"This is what they stole from us" 😂
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mœbius ass wind power (complimentary)
NEW: China is testing a megawatt-scale airborne wind system that captures stronger high-altitude winds, potentially producing up to 10× more energy with 40% less material and 30% lower costs. It could also be quickly deployed to supply emergency power after disasters.
January 11, 2026 at 7:01 PM
mœbius ass wind power (complimentary)
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wow really helpful, thank you new york times
October 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
wow really helpful, thank you new york times
Due to an extremely fortunate set of circumstances, I will be fleeing the country for a week in like 5 days. More on this, and other breaking news, at 11:00 (but like at 11:00 a few days from now)
January 8, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Due to an extremely fortunate set of circumstances, I will be fleeing the country for a week in like 5 days. More on this, and other breaking news, at 11:00 (but like at 11:00 a few days from now)
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The murderer’s name is Jonathan Ross. www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis
Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.
www.startribune.com
January 8, 2026 at 7:07 PM
The murderer’s name is Jonathan Ross. www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
Seeing a lot of people talking about how we need to do a Nuremberg once we get past all of this, but may I suggest an alternative --
Nuremberg 2: Nuremberg-er (it's like the original, but more so)
Nuremberg 2: Nuremberg-er (it's like the original, but more so)
January 8, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Seeing a lot of people talking about how we need to do a Nuremberg once we get past all of this, but may I suggest an alternative --
Nuremberg 2: Nuremberg-er (it's like the original, but more so)
Nuremberg 2: Nuremberg-er (it's like the original, but more so)
I swear, I just sent in a job application for a job I am 1,000,000x over-qualified for, but I lowkey really hope they get back to me. It would just be a fun (albeit extremely temporary) gig.
January 8, 2026 at 2:18 PM
I swear, I just sent in a job application for a job I am 1,000,000x over-qualified for, but I lowkey really hope they get back to me. It would just be a fun (albeit extremely temporary) gig.
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@chrislhayes.bsky.social: “A 37-year-old American citizen, the mother of a young child is dead tonight. She was shot in the face by an agent of the federal government, and that government has spent the day telling despicable lies about her.”
January 8, 2026 at 1:05 AM
@chrislhayes.bsky.social: “A 37-year-old American citizen, the mother of a young child is dead tonight. She was shot in the face by an agent of the federal government, and that government has spent the day telling despicable lies about her.”
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Chuck Schumer search history:
-kente cloth lowest cost Amazon
-ice Minneapolis lady black?
-white women traditional wear
-white women kente cloth?
-kente cloth lowest cost Amazon
-ice Minneapolis lady black?
-white women traditional wear
-white women kente cloth?
January 7, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Chuck Schumer search history:
-kente cloth lowest cost Amazon
-ice Minneapolis lady black?
-white women traditional wear
-white women kente cloth?
-kente cloth lowest cost Amazon
-ice Minneapolis lady black?
-white women traditional wear
-white women kente cloth?
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I refuse to stay silent while Secretary Noem breaks the rule of law and terrorizes our communities. I am introducing Articles of Impeachment against her for violating the public trust, obstructing Congress, and self-dealing. Read my full statement: robinkelly.house.gov/media-center...
Rep. Kelly announces plans to impeach Secretary Kristi Noem
WASHINGTON – Today, U.S. Rep. Robin Kelly (IL-02) announced plans to impeach Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem following the fatal shooting by an ICE officer in Minneapolis.
robinkelly.house.gov
January 8, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I refuse to stay silent while Secretary Noem breaks the rule of law and terrorizes our communities. I am introducing Articles of Impeachment against her for violating the public trust, obstructing Congress, and self-dealing. Read my full statement: robinkelly.house.gov/media-center...
Not even high rn, but why don't we have upper- and lower-case numbers?
January 8, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Not even high rn, but why don't we have upper- and lower-case numbers?
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i miss when this guy was the only LLM
a man in a suit is holding a pink object
ALT: a man in a suit is holding a pink object
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2026 at 3:32 AM
i miss when this guy was the only LLM
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Happy January 6th ❤️
January 6, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Happy January 6th ❤️
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There we go. That there’s a headline.
Who’s who at X, the deepfake porn site formerly known as Twitter
A look inside Elon Musk’s big tent
www.ft.com
January 6, 2026 at 4:08 PM
There we go. That there’s a headline.
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We made a comic about the Teletubbies.
January 6, 2026 at 10:11 PM
We made a comic about the Teletubbies.
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i played a bootleg windows xp game and this is one of the first things i saw
January 5, 2026 at 7:34 PM
i played a bootleg windows xp game and this is one of the first things i saw
I think I ran a 1,500 [kcal] deficit today 🙃
January 6, 2026 at 4:16 AM
I think I ran a 1,500 [kcal] deficit today 🙃
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いつもたのしい。がんぼるぞい。
translation:
I'm always having fun.
translation:
I'm always having fun.
January 4, 2026 at 1:01 AM
いつもたのしい。がんぼるぞい。
translation:
I'm always having fun.
translation:
I'm always having fun.
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![Republicans
Kill the Poor Dead Kennedys
Democrats
Kill The Poor [Clean] Album - Dead Kennedys](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6hjrvm3kyloukhykolhodhfn/bafkreidq5bhnpbna5jd7hb4apdqcr5jnzcsy2wck4dtgzskswsr3iy3axe@jpeg)
Biggs and every other enabler -- straight to prison. If we are serious about preserving anything resembling a functional democracy and global partner, I really don't see what options we have left for people like them. This is so far beyond the pale, and they're so compromised as people...
Rep. Sheri Biggs: "I'm just grateful for President Trump. The first thing I thought about this morning when I became aware early of the transactions, I was just very grateful that President Trump was our chief and that he was in control and making sure that this was carried out to precision."
January 3, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Biggs and every other enabler -- straight to prison. If we are serious about preserving anything resembling a functional democracy and global partner, I really don't see what options we have left for people like them. This is so far beyond the pale, and they're so compromised as people...
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This is all a distraction from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell in a Cell, and plummeted 16 feet through an announcers table.
This is all about distracting from Epstein and Donald Trump's involvement in the underaged trafficking of minors.
January 3, 2026 at 9:15 PM
This is all a distraction from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell in a Cell, and plummeted 16 feet through an announcers table.