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chelsea 🎃🦇 @chelcxtian.bsky.social · Aug 11

Happydog photo dump 🐶 🐷 🪞

Happy the dog walks by a mirror and gazes at his reflection

Happy the dog is flipped on his side on the couch. He is very rectangular.

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chelsea 🎃🦇 @chelcxtian.bsky.social · 16h

Doja Cat should play the Joker

chelsea 🎃🦇 @chelcxtian.bsky.social · 16h

he is grateful for your support

Happy the dog playing with his blue stuffy

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · Sep 2

it's pretty crazy that the Big Bopper answers the PHONE with "hello, BAAAAABY," before he knows who is calling or they know that they've reached him. what if it's the bank. unsurprising that he's no longer with us

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chelsea 🎃🦇 @chelcxtian.bsky.social · 17h

he likes to be upside down

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 20h

The Traveling Wilburys never even toured.. they should have been called The Studio Wilburys

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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 21h

this was really hard to read. my son is almost exactly the same age as the kid in here that Trump and Musk deliberately starved to death apnews.com/article/myan...

Starving children screaming for food as US aid cuts unleash devastation and death across Myanmar

U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio has repeatedly said “no one has died" because of his government’s decision to gut its foreign aid program.

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 20h

Elon Musk and Donald Trump are now some of history's biggest murderers.

Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 21h

The elimination of USAID is a moral atrocity and all involved made a choice to enable, and then lie about, ending the lives of some of the most vulnerable people in the world.

MAE SOT, Thailand (AP) - Mohammed Taher clutched the lifeless body of his 2-year-old son and wept. Ever since his family's food rations stopped arriving at their internment camp in Myanmar in April, the father had watched helplessly as his once-vibrant baby boy weakened, suffering from diarrhea and begging for food.
On May 21, exactly two weeks after Taher's little boy died, U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio sat before Congress and declared: "No one has died" because of his government's decision to gut its foreign aid program. Rubio also insisted: "No children are dying on my watch."
That, Taher says, "is a lie."

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 1d

they don’t want you to know how they treat prisoners because it will grieve you to know it, which is natural and human, and because of your normal human reaction you will want the system changed. It’s important to them that your natural aversion to how the system works not be engaged.

The News & Observer @newsobserver.com · 1d

A 2023 records request to get the Durham County Jail policy manual has spurred a years-long legal dispute.

NC nonprofit still pushing for Durham County sheriff to release jail policies

A 2023 records request to get the Durham County Jail policy manual has spurred a years-long legal dispute.

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Maris Kreizman @maris.bsky.social · 23h

It happened. Last night I was feeling despair about a lot of different things and I realized I needed to enlist my dog’s help to make me feel better.

I present to you Maggie the Pug as Cher Pugowitz.

Maggie the Pug is majorly, totally, butt crazy in love with Josh. She’s wearing Cher’s classic yellow plaid ensemble.

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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 1d

Even beyond the grave the man is still out here doing good in the world. Blessings to Bob Ross and whatever happy little cloud he's sitting on right now.

PBS News @pbsnews.org · 1d

Thirty paintings created by the bushy-haired, soft-spoken Bob Ross will soon be up for auction to defray the costs of programming for small and rural public television stations suffering under cuts in federal funding. https://to.pbs.org/4nEQMrw

Bob Ross paintings to be auctioned to support public TV stations after federal funding cuts

All profits will help public TV stations with licensing fees for popular programs that include "The Best of Joy of Painting" and "America's Test Kitchen."

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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 1d

the guy who caught cal raleigh’s homer was wearing a shirt that said dump 61 here and he immediately took it off and had a shirt that said dump 62 here

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chelsea 🎃🦇 @chelcxtian.bsky.social · 1d

a man in a red robe is standing in front of a white building

Alt: sped up gif of Cardinal Lawrence walking his turtle

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chelsea 🎃🦇 @chelcxtian.bsky.social · 1d

i think i love Conclave so much because it seems like a movie my grandma would have on VHS in 1996

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 1d

We really hit on something with the 12 year old theory of governance because that’s really the entire political project. It’s being 12 years old and not even normal 12 year olds but real pieces of shit 12 year olds

Texas GOP candidate
Shelley Luther complains that students can't make fun of transgender children
By Jay Root, Staff Writer
Updated Feb 9, 2022 6:02 a.m.

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bijan @bijan.bsky.social · 2d

grocery stores where they play a thunder noise while spraying the produce with water >>>>>

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chelsea 🎃🦇 @chelcxtian.bsky.social · 2d

he got a french fry :)

chelsea 🎃🦇 @chelcxtian.bsky.social · 2d

he wants my Popeyes

Happy the dog sticks his tongue out slightly

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Skelly Chair Enthusiast @cheradeninezakalwe.bsky.social · 2d

Tim Meadows has never done anything wrong in his life and is a perfect angel sent by the heavens to entertain us during the End of Days

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 3d

Me: *pays 140 dollars*

Tim Meadows: get away Dewey! don’t eat that Panda Express Orange Chicken! you don’t want any of that shit! It’s delicious!

Me: *delighted* *pays 140 dollars*

Meadows: Dewey get out of here! Don’t eat the rangoons! You don’t want any of that shit!

Me: *delighted* *pays 140

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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 3d

singing “she’s a sleepy pug” to my dog to the tune of the Law and Order theme song

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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 3d

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vladchoc @vladchoc.bsky.social · 3d

Hot tip: If you’re like me and find there are no depression support groups in your area you can simply visit the YouTube comments under Weird Al’s Weezer style parody ‘Skipper Dan.’