Bryce
chigg.bsky.social
Bryce
@chigg.bsky.social
I'm just this guy, yanno?
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happy confederate surrender day to all
April 9, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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So many hundreds of thousands of words of ink, so many countless hours wasted, explaining how this man was secretly savvy, and it turns out he’s just dumb as a rock, clueless about basic economics, and driven by a malicious paranoia that conniving foreigners are ripping us off
Trump: "I spoke to a lot of leaders -- European, Asian, from all over the world. They are dying to make a deal, but I said 'we're not gonna have deficits with your country' ... to me a deficit is a loss. We're gonna have surpluses or at worst we're gonna be breaking even."
April 6, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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The degree to which people romanticize farming is inversely proportional to their degree of actual proximity to farming and farmers

This is basically a mathematical law
April 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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April 5, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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How about a Logan's Run rule for politics. Anyone over 60 goes to Carousel for renewal. Put a new spin on running for office.
April 4, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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It’s been one of those weeks. Which would you choose? Response on TINYVIEW!. social.tinyview.com/D7YMs88tiSb
April 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Wasserman calls the Wisconsin race for Crawford
April 2, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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trump take boob
BREAKING: Hooters has filed for bankruptcy
April 1, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Happy meetings day!
March 31, 2025 at 3:23 PM
So I got my annual physical and blood work done last week and, despite my doctor saying I probably didn't need it, asked the lab people to make sure I still had immunity to measles, mumps and rubella. Because the antivax idiots are bringing it back.
March 31, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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I will mortgage my house to support the first politician who promised to rain hellfire on white collar crime the way we do on weed dealers and undocumented workers.
Elon Musk has been a walking SEC violation for a decade and no one cared. The entire Trump era could have been avoided if the US took white collar crime anywhere near as seriously as it does low level drug crime.
wired.com WIRED @wired.com · Mar 29
On a 2023 earnings call, Elon Musk boasted that Tesla had bagged “over 1 million” Cybertruck reservations and that “demand is off the charts.”

So why has the company still sold less than 50,000 trucks since customer deliveries began 14 months ago?
March 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Alright.

It's Saturday night. 💔 🥤 🎸 👾
March 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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A little late and possibly the wrong movie. Don't worry, though, it's still very bad
Movie Mastery - The Astrologer (1975) | System Mastery Podcasts
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March 29, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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This is real, and it's awful, and if ever you weren't sure that AI brainrot slop is both metaphorically and now literally a tool of the fascists -- welp. There it is. So! Don't use gen-AI. Not for anything. Not even as a joke.
JESUS CHRIST
March 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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this is the correct interpretation of THE DARK KNIGHT RETURNS even if Frank Miller himself doesn't know it
the new york times just did an article on pedophile hunters that i think is related to this. i think a lot of people want to see or do violence and the justification is secondary--they'll take what they can get, basically.
March 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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AI is like if Ford was trying to sell flying cars. Think of the time you'd save flying to work! yeah they keep crashing and exploding but they're THE FUTURE! oh wait that's just tesla lol
March 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
It took two weeks for him to be reported.
March 27, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Communication Failure

Via TextsFromSuperheroes.com
March 27, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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I would allow transgender for everybody
Trump: "Who would allow transgender for everybody?"
March 27, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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Weird that he can’t recognize that only a villain would say “cure cancer or whatever.”
this is the core of the aggrieved tech billionaire archetype. Sam says it aloud. the way many of them see the techlash is that, one day they were Great Men of History and the next, with zero warning, they were inexplicably villains. everything that comes after stems from an inability to examine this
March 26, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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this is just a play fixture from a mall circa 1994
Behold, per inbox, "the first ever bed design[ed] for non-monogamy": first of all, I'd say all beds work for non-monogamy; second, good god look at it
March 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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I'd somehow never seen this clip of @tmbg.bsky.social performing "Birdhouse in Your Soul" on the Tonight Show, and it is SPECTACULAR. Apparently a metronome was set to the wrong beat, and it turns out to be the best thing that ever happened.
They Might Be Giants - Birdhouse In Your Soul (The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson 04/03/1990)
YouTube video by PinkJazzTrancers
youtu.be
March 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Here we go.
Laugh it up, fuzzball.
March 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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It would be so funny if just one time they got as mad at republicans as they get at college kids who don’t like watching children get massacred
BREAKING: Hakeem Jeffries just wrote a letter to Trump calling Pete Hegseth "the most unqualified Secretary of Defense in American history," saying he should be fired immediately. This is huge.
March 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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“Cookie Monster, we gave you your name because our family names each monster after what they love the most. As your father, I couldn’t be more proud of you!” -Pussy Monster
March 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM