Undeniably Awkward
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Korn had two types of songs and they’re either called Stinky Party or Got Molested
November 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Korn had two types of songs and they’re either called Stinky Party or Got Molested
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Stop doing Nazi shit if you don’t want to be called a Nazi. Easy peasy.
September 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Stop doing Nazi shit if you don’t want to be called a Nazi. Easy peasy.
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We don’t even have a day in the United States, where we observe the assassination of RFK, but RFK Jr supports having a day to observe the murder of Charlie Kirk. Just something to think about.
September 21, 2025 at 3:28 PM
We don’t even have a day in the United States, where we observe the assassination of RFK, but RFK Jr supports having a day to observe the murder of Charlie Kirk. Just something to think about.
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your body may deteriorate as you get older but at least you also slowly lose all your friends
August 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM
your body may deteriorate as you get older but at least you also slowly lose all your friends
Always the saddest boy at the party.
August 5, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Always the saddest boy at the party.
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I will always be available if anyone needs me to eat a giant sandwich in an emergency
June 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I will always be available if anyone needs me to eat a giant sandwich in an emergency
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We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.
June 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.
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Remember as we see the Elon-Trump fight that part of the reason we are in this mess is because a lot of people think that *women* are too emotional to be the president... 🙄
June 6, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Remember as we see the Elon-Trump fight that part of the reason we are in this mess is because a lot of people think that *women* are too emotional to be the president... 🙄
Just want someone to earnestly boop my little nose.
May 16, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Just want someone to earnestly boop my little nose.
I have forgotten how to create things.
April 28, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I have forgotten how to create things.
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People need access to libraries. If more people were able to read and pay attention to history, we might not be in this current situation. Support your local libraries.
April 16, 2025 at 11:10 PM
People need access to libraries. If more people were able to read and pay attention to history, we might not be in this current situation. Support your local libraries.
Inside of me are two wolves. One is listening to Baroness and eating cheese. The other is playing Mario Kart and eating cheese.
April 7, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Inside of me are two wolves. One is listening to Baroness and eating cheese. The other is playing Mario Kart and eating cheese.
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The best April Fool's Day trick anyone can pull is being nice to another human being and developing a friendship with them as a joke that continues long into the future so that when you look back on your lives, you think of each other fondly and smile. You know, as a prank.
April 1, 2025 at 10:54 PM
The best April Fool's Day trick anyone can pull is being nice to another human being and developing a friendship with them as a joke that continues long into the future so that when you look back on your lives, you think of each other fondly and smile. You know, as a prank.
There's no sincere way to listen to Creed.
April 1, 2025 at 5:29 PM
There's no sincere way to listen to Creed.
I god damned learned about "Vent Haven" against my will today and this is not a thing for me.
No thanks.
No thanks.
March 26, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I god damned learned about "Vent Haven" against my will today and this is not a thing for me.
No thanks.
No thanks.
I had ice cream and cookies for dinner last night. I'm going to tell you right now that I don't have any regrets and I'll do it again.
March 22, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I had ice cream and cookies for dinner last night. I'm going to tell you right now that I don't have any regrets and I'll do it again.
Living near a food cart pod is the most dangerous thing I've ever done.
March 20, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Living near a food cart pod is the most dangerous thing I've ever done.
I'll never ask for a hug and I'll resist any hugs given, but I always actually need those hugs.
March 17, 2025 at 7:03 AM
I'll never ask for a hug and I'll resist any hugs given, but I always actually need those hugs.
Y'all don't even know the lengths I'll go to for a Klondike Bar.
March 16, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Y'all don't even know the lengths I'll go to for a Klondike Bar.
If I had a sword.
March 14, 2025 at 5:20 AM
If I had a sword.
When a patron treats me like shit, I have to remind myself that this is a them problem and not a reflection of me and my great hair.
March 12, 2025 at 6:09 PM
When a patron treats me like shit, I have to remind myself that this is a them problem and not a reflection of me and my great hair.
Disco usually cures what ails my soul.
March 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Disco usually cures what ails my soul.
Not having drinks with me after work on a Friday night is a crime.
You guys are going to fucking jail!!!
You guys are going to fucking jail!!!
March 8, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Not having drinks with me after work on a Friday night is a crime.
You guys are going to fucking jail!!!
You guys are going to fucking jail!!!
Garfield is actually a real sonofabitch.
March 5, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Garfield is actually a real sonofabitch.
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My inner voice pretty often nowadays:
"I would fuck up it better"
"I would fuck up it better"
March 2, 2025 at 6:32 AM
My inner voice pretty often nowadays:
"I would fuck up it better"
"I would fuck up it better"