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@chiliebean03.bsky.social
Wading through the muck and mire of modern life.Animal lover. Enjoy music, live musical theater and sports. Cooking is a passion. Slicing and dicing my way to mental health. Devout Chargers and Angeles fan.
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This is Cody. He's always wanted a dog of his own, and his wish finally came true. Can already tell his new little brother Cooper is going to be his best friend forever. 13/10 for both (TT: codythegoldenboy)
December 9, 2025 at 9:06 PM
This is Cody. He's always wanted a dog of his own, and his wish finally came true. Can already tell his new little brother Cooper is going to be his best friend forever. 13/10 for both (TT: codythegoldenboy)
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Both were the husband
I hate when I fall asleep to one Dateline episode then wake up to a completely different one and have zero clue what is happening in either one 🤪🤪🤪😂😂😂😂😂
December 9, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Both were the husband
The Chargers were the Kardiac Kids all over last night.
a football player wearing a white helmet with the number 10 on it
ALT: a football player wearing a white helmet with the number 10 on it
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The Chargers were the Kardiac Kids all over last night.
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This is Kaia. She takes road safety very seriously. Encourages you to do the same. 13/10 please buckle pup (TW: lyss121 & leleleems)
December 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
This is Kaia. She takes road safety very seriously. Encourages you to do the same. 13/10 please buckle pup (TW: lyss121 & leleleems)
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♫ But I would walk 500 miles ♫
♫ And I would walk 500 more ♫
♫ And I would walk 500 more ♫
December 8, 2025 at 1:40 PM
♫ But I would walk 500 miles ♫
♫ And I would walk 500 more ♫
♫ And I would walk 500 more ♫
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I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.
December 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.
The new member of my family.
December 6, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The new member of my family.
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Get ready for the 44th Annual Red Rock Balloon Rally, happening December 5-7, 2025! Join us to experience the awe-inspiring sight of over 150 balloons taking to the skies!
#VisitGallup #hotairballooning #travel #roadtrip #weekendgetaway #NewMexico #holiday #Route66
#VisitGallup #hotairballooning #travel #roadtrip #weekendgetaway #NewMexico #holiday #Route66
December 1, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Get ready for the 44th Annual Red Rock Balloon Rally, happening December 5-7, 2025! Join us to experience the awe-inspiring sight of over 150 balloons taking to the skies!
#VisitGallup #hotairballooning #travel #roadtrip #weekendgetaway #NewMexico #holiday #Route66
#VisitGallup #hotairballooning #travel #roadtrip #weekendgetaway #NewMexico #holiday #Route66
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Watch your step 🤷♂️
November 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Watch your step 🤷♂️
Baxster with Mama on the side of the road in Northern Nevada. Happy Thanksgiving to everyone...except the great pumpkin in the Orange House.
November 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Baxster with Mama on the side of the road in Northern Nevada. Happy Thanksgiving to everyone...except the great pumpkin in the Orange House.
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“i fold,” said the poker player & the laundromat guy & the origami artist & the dems &
November 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
“i fold,” said the poker player & the laundromat guy & the origami artist & the dems &
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the fucking gall of Alvin to name his band ‘Alvin and the chipmunks’. As if he’s not a fucking chipmunk too
August 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
the fucking gall of Alvin to name his band ‘Alvin and the chipmunks’. As if he’s not a fucking chipmunk too
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If a woman looks sad, tell her, "You'd be pretty if you smiled more" and you won't see her looking sad anymore because you will be dead.
November 17, 2025 at 11:21 PM
If a woman looks sad, tell her, "You'd be pretty if you smiled more" and you won't see her looking sad anymore because you will be dead.
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Me: "Do you want me to look into your eyes when I put it in my mouth?”
Cop: "Ma'am, just blow into the breathalyzer please."
Cop: "Ma'am, just blow into the breathalyzer please."
November 21, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Me: "Do you want me to look into your eyes when I put it in my mouth?”
Cop: "Ma'am, just blow into the breathalyzer please."
Cop: "Ma'am, just blow into the breathalyzer please."
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Remember when. Dr. Sen. Bill Cassidy obtained a promise from RFK Jr. not to remove CDC language about vaccines not causing autism?
What If the Most Dangerous Man in the Administration Isn’t Donald Trump?
The U.S. government is now pushing misinformation.
www.thebulwark.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Remember when. Dr. Sen. Bill Cassidy obtained a promise from RFK Jr. not to remove CDC language about vaccines not causing autism?
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DOD contractors “mistakenly” landed on a Mexican beach, declared it US property and planted “restricted area” DOD signs, triggering a tense confrontation with armed Mexican forces.
Mexico removed the signs, insisting the area is theirs.
Yet another example of total incompetence.
Mexico removed the signs, insisting the area is theirs.
Yet another example of total incompetence.
Pentagon Pete’s War Goons Accidentally Invade Mexico
U.S. “contractors” planted signs declaring that a Mexican beach was U.S. territory.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:48 AM
DOD contractors “mistakenly” landed on a Mexican beach, declared it US property and planted “restricted area” DOD signs, triggering a tense confrontation with armed Mexican forces.
Mexico removed the signs, insisting the area is theirs.
Yet another example of total incompetence.
Mexico removed the signs, insisting the area is theirs.
Yet another example of total incompetence.
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i always accept cookies. who wouldn’t ? are you insane they’re delicious jfc
November 21, 2025 at 1:30 PM
i always accept cookies. who wouldn’t ? are you insane they’re delicious jfc
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Gavin and Tanner, planned and trained for nearly a year, legal documents say, in an elaborate attempt to invade a Haitian island, kill its Black men, enslave its Black women and Black children and fulfill their "rape fantasies."
www.fox4news.com/news/haitian...
www.fox4news.com/news/haitian...
NTX men planned to murder men, enslave women on foreign island: Indictment
Two North Texas men have been indicted for an alleged scheme to sail to a foreign island, murder all the men, and enslave the women and children.
www.fox4news.com
November 21, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Gavin and Tanner, planned and trained for nearly a year, legal documents say, in an elaborate attempt to invade a Haitian island, kill its Black men, enslave its Black women and Black children and fulfill their "rape fantasies."
www.fox4news.com/news/haitian...
www.fox4news.com/news/haitian...
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Don Jr. and Eric watching the presser between Zohran Mamdani and their dad:
November 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Don Jr. and Eric watching the presser between Zohran Mamdani and their dad:
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BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene announces she is resigning from Congress. Her last day in office will be January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene announces she is resigning from Congress. Her last day in office will be January 5, 2026.
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I love the gym. So many great machines targeting every muscle group that people can use to check their phones.
November 22, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I love the gym. So many great machines targeting every muscle group that people can use to check their phones.