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lifeisterrible.bsky.social
2025 recapped
December 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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strangehouse.bsky.social
Disguise
December 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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merriam-webster.com
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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airbagged.bsky.social
Maybe I should Threaten violence Use a logical argument Threaten to expose him
December 12, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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stuartp.bsky.social
no idea
December 8, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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junlper.beer
this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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gamedesigndan.bsky.social
walton Goggins for playstation 2
December 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
christopheratu.bsky.social
Godzilla is approaching the generator!
December 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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dubiousdevil.bsky.social
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
September 18, 2025 at 5:40 AM
christopheratu.bsky.social
:)
November 27, 2025 at 4:47 AM
christopheratu.bsky.social
i get to pet my dog tomorrow
November 26, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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theverge.com
Indie game developers have a new sales pitch: being ‘AI free’
Indie game developers have a new sales pitch: being ‘AI free’
“We can produce results that meet our quality standards without its assistance.”
buff.ly
November 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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runwithskizzers.bsky.social
reposting w/ alt text
A screenshot of the image in the quoted post that reads: irritatingly, the list of Al settings in Firefox has grown. to kill them all as of today (Nov 20, 2026), go into about:config and set all of these to false (yes, you'll have to copy and paste them one by one): • browser.ml.enable • browser.ml.chat.enabled • browser.ml.chat.menu • browser.ml.chat.page • browser.ml.chat.page.footerBadge • browser.ml.chat.page.menuBadge • browser.ml.linkPreview.enabled • browser.ml.pageAssist.enabled • browser.tabs.groups.smart.enabled • browser.tabs.groups.smart.userEnabled • extensions.ml.enabled • browser.search.visualSearch.featureGate in addition to nuking Al, it'll also speed up your browsing
November 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
christopheratu.bsky.social
i get to pet my dog in a week
November 20, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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theonion.com
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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pillowfort.bsky.social
[ROB ZOMBIE, ABOUT TO WRITE ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER MADE] you ever think about the car grandpa munster drives
November 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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cleefouti.bsky.social
Captain Torture
A four frame comic about Captain Torture. The first frame shows the sign "BREAKING NEWS" and the drawing of a man, with the words "CAPTAIN TORTURES PASSES AWAY" near him. The second frame shows a journalist holding a mic, as she says "A controversial and divisive figure, Captain torture will be remembered for his key role in history." The News title is "Mourning day for Captain-". The third frame shows three posts on social media. The first one is by a man called Paul James @Paulitician. He writes: "I didn't always agree with Captain Torture but he sure was a man who believed in something." The second post by James Paul @Avegetable reads: "I pay my respects to Captain Torture and his family. His heart was in the right place- with our country." The third post is by SonicVomit @SonicBleh , and reads "HE TORTURED PEOPLE". The fourth frame shows an interview on TV. An angry man on the right is saying: "Let me tell you something, Jen. I think it's SICK to celebrate Captain Torture's death. These people should be LOCKED UP, and also tortured-". The news below says: "Every president on earth pays homage-".
November 4, 2025 at 3:01 PM
christopheratu.bsky.social
ween
November 1, 2025 at 9:07 PM
christopheratu.bsky.social
Some macro shots of fun flowers I took over the weekend :)
October 29, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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mjpcuervo.bsky.social
Parents, please check your kids’ candy this Halloween. I’ve just found an ancient metal whistle with the inscription “QUIS EST ISTE QUI VENIT" inside a Snickers bar. I blew it and heard a note of infinite distance, and now I’m haunted by a figure in pale, fluttering draperies. Be safe.
Snickers bar and a metal whistle
October 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
christopheratu.bsky.social
<Some recent work I never posted here for some reason!>

remains I

lumen photography, 2025
October 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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ztul.bsky.social
Hey there, Delilah
Can you hear me through the floorboards
Below which my dismembered corpse
Provides the only records
Of your crime?
A long way back from hell I've had to climb
Now I speak in rhyme
September 14, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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chimeracoder.bsky.social
RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
August 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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ign.com
“I’ll kill Mario, I’ll tear that mustache off his face, jam it down his throat, take his swimming goggles, rip them to pieces, and stab him with those. It’s gonna be bloody.” - Bob Odenkirk in an interview with IGN at #SDCC.

To watch our full interview: bit.ly/45n11do
July 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A depressed man says "sometimes I feel like I've seen too much to ever feel like a normal person." Alex reassures him "hey man... despite everything... it's still you. The man tears up. He says "wow. that's great. Did you make that up?" Alex, confidently says "yes... yes I did..."
July 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM